RIP Pope Francis - Conclave May 7th

Pretty funny that this guy is so unknown people are digging up his old tweets to find out what he's about.

 

This hits close to home

 

Pope going to be the guest picker on College Gameday for ND @ Miami

 

Big East an auto power conference now?

SEC doesn’t have any popes lmbo

 

want to be a fly on the wall for when they told Trump and Vance he's an American but spent most of his career in South America and cares about poor POC. bet they deflated like a Macy's Thanksgiving parade balloon.

 

Dudes from the Chicago area and went to Nova, not a touchdown Jesus guy obviously.

 

Classic story of someone that got denied

 

Is Pope Leo XIV excited for Colston Loveland to run the Sam LaPorta routes in Ben Johnson’s offense?

 

Alright if this guy turns the Catholic Church against the Trump regime I’ll never say anything disparaging about the Catholic Church again

 

everyone knows nova is the fall back school for Catholics who can’t get into ND

 

DBL trying to “well actually” the senior cardinal deacon referring to him as an American on the balcony is just so TMB

 

Brett Yormark has 100% considered making the call about a Nova/Uconn basketball only move to join the conference in the last hour.

 

He was one of the candidates on the second page of this here thread

 

shamelessly stealing the line:

the Father, the Son, and DA BEARS

 

Big for Nova’s NIL

 

Crazy that we're at the point of "find out about the new pope by digging through his tweets" stage in humanity's history.

 

Yeah but he was off Dbl’s radar. Plus a couple posters posted the last two things he tweeted so they are really digging in to him.

 

I mean, if Leo lives long enough and if humanity is lucky enough he'll be the last one we'll have tweets from.

 

As Americans we immediately began making football references. Stay weird, America.

 

but

 

I couldn't resist a shitty photoshop

 

All 180 whatever were a candidate but this dude didn't even have betting odds. He was an out of left field choice.

 

Update?

 

New leader of the GOP.

(also, I think it’s a shop)

 

Now the last 2 things he posted.

But come on, if you can't find a laugh out of people going to twitter to read his old tweets, that's on you.

 

He reposted this in 2020

 

Idk why it's not posting but whatever

 

Screencap?

 

It's a video about social distancing

 

you gotta take the good with the bad. sure he may have enabled sex pests and doesn’t think women should work in the same office as him but he negged JD Vance on the everything app

 

big few years for Illinois coming up

 

new pope, welcome to the resistance

 

No one gives a fuck about the betting odds

 

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Edit: just go find the top tweet from tolecover on bluesky

 

Francis appointing 80% of the voting cardinals paid off in a huge way. also probably very important for the Church itself as it continues to modernize. it would struggle immensely if it regressed.

 

This is incorrect.

 

Woke Pope is such a perfect brainrot phrase.

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) 2025-05-08T18:24:12.368Z

 

Popeyes said pope yes

— Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) 2025-05-08T18:20:23.332Z

 

He might not be a pedophile but he's pedophile adjacent.

https://static1.squarespace.com/sta...3036825224/Prevost_VELM+Complaint_3.25.25.pdf

 

this guy’s name didn’t come up a single time at the barber shop!

 

lol at calling the pope a globalist

 

Martin Luther still right

 

Cliffs?

 

Agreed. I post the Official TMB Rules on my door every Halloween to celebrate his 95 theses.

 

The new pope covered up rapes, maybe, and then possibly got promoted for it.

https://catholicvote.org/survivors-urge-vatican-investigate-cardinal-prevosts-handling-abuse-cases/
https://newdailycompass.com/en/paed...ows-over-prevost-cardinal-who-selects-bishops