RIP Pope Francis - Conclave May 7th

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  1. dblplay1212

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    Comments are saying you don't register with a party in IL, that it just means he voted in the Republican primary.
     
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    “I was the first person they called, actually. Before the smoke, even. So, we’re very honored and look forward to him visiting.”
     
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    So I saw he was “anti Trump” was I misled?
     
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    He's a resistance guy
     
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    We are supposed to accept that the catholic church "struggling deeply" with this is somehow progress
     
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    This is fucking hilarious. I still am 3 pages behind, but I just love how dbl, who knows absolutely nothing about anything in this thread, is trying so fucking hard to look like he does.
     
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    This is the guy that did auto tune the news like 15 years ago
     
  19. DirtBall

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    BOOOOOOOOOO!!! Using his holiness for your nerdy math joke

     
  20. Drown ‘Em

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    So I mentioned different monastic orders earlier in this thread, and particularly that Francis was the first Jesuit pope. Well, Leo XIV is the first Augustinian pope. While not started by him, Augustinians follow the teachings of Augustine of Hippo. I mentioned that Jesuits are known for education and social justice, which both drove their mission work, and that Franciscans are known for asceticism and service to the poor. Well, Augustinians are known for being all about community, both celebrating it and serving it. You can expect Leo XIV to be a community builder not divider. So yes, he’s very much anti-Trump in that way.
     
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    Post through it, assholes

     
  22. HoosDaMan

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    Cancel culture.
     
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    Oh shit!!! Controversy! Will they revote knowing now that he’s secretly a Southsider?

     
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    Thank you for bringing my attention to this. Those poor people :laugh:
     
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    And nowwww your Chicagoooo POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!!!!!!!!


     
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    Does he have to get sworn in or something before he can name Ditka a saint?
     
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    Lord knows the Sox could use the pope praying for them. They need a miracle to turn things around.
     
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  30. steamengine

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  32. steamengine

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    That wouldn’t be like the B1G to try to claim accomplishments they didn’t actually do.
     
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    Covering up child rape belongs in the B1G imo
     
  34. DirtBall

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    Conference HQ to be specific
     
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    Okay. We don't have to agree.
     
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    Hoping the next election goes the same way as the pope voting.

    Trump wanted it to be himself; ended up as a half-American from Chicago

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    They rushed the conclave so he could keep his wordle streak alive
     
  40. ats

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    im hoping he does some frank Gallagher type shit and we get to see Emmy rossum make a reappearance
     
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    All I’m saying is I’m sure I’ve heard a drunken Bob Prevost from the Southside call into a Bears postgame show hundreds of times.
     
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    Will he get to sing at Wrigley even though he’s a Sox man?
     
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  44. chuckmasterflex

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    All those new money protestant mega churches could never flex like this. Respect the pyramid.
     
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    I keep getting podcast ads that you can access the entire wordle archive so he's in luck
     
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  48. southlick

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    Was watching the news just now and a friend of the new Pope texted and asked if he's a White Sox or Cubs fan.

    He texted back Sox. So that will be the thread icon. TYFYS
     
  49. VaxRule

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  50. chuckmasterflex

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