RIP Pope Francis - Conclave May 7th

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  1. Handcuffed

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    have enjoyed thinking about Moxin24 reading about pope leo and his mean tweets
     
    #701 Handcuffed, May 8, 2025
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  2. timo

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    :popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:
     
    #702 timo, May 8, 2025
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  3. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    So he’s actually the Peauxpe
     
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  4. timo

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    #704 timo, May 8, 2025
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  5. herb.burdette

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    Is Trump going to impose tariffs on Catholics now?
     
    #705 herb.burdette, May 8, 2025
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  6. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    When like auditing damn near kills a guy…

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  7. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    #707 harvey birdman, May 8, 2025
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  8. Gaknight

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    #708 Gaknight, May 8, 2025
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  9. bigred77

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    He's a coonass?

    Hell, I'm gunna have crawfish boil this weekend for mothers day, now I'm gunna tell everyone it's for the new pope
     
    #709 bigred77, May 8, 2025
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  10. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Missed a great pope naming opportunity
     
    #710 AptosDuck, May 8, 2025
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  11. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    No joke

    Notre Dame v Villanova hoops in St. Peter’s Square
     
    #711 fsugrad99, May 8, 2025
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  12. DirtBall

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    #712 DirtBall, May 8, 2025
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  13. Drown ‘Em

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    #713 Drown ‘Em, May 8, 2025
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  14. Jesus

    Jesus Fan of: Brotherly love, forgiveness, whores, etc

    I don't understand
     
    #714 Jesus, May 8, 2025
  15. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire
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    DEI hires are getting out of control!
     
    #715 AHebrewToo, May 8, 2025
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  16. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come
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    #716 Bert Handsome, May 8, 2025
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  17. Clown

    Clown No relation to Clown Baby
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    To be fair this is most threads with more than 3 pages
     
    #717 Clown, May 8, 2025
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  18. dblplay1212

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    My man I've been pretty open that I know nothing about any if this
     
    #718 dblplay1212, May 9, 2025
  19. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    First Pope in history to watch Joe Crede hit a World Series home run
     
    #719 ohhaithur, May 9, 2025
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  20. Charles DeMar

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    #720 Charles DeMar, May 9, 2025
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  21. 40wwttamgib

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    too soon
     
    #721 40wwttamgib, May 9, 2025
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  22. BellottiBold

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    #722 BellottiBold, May 9, 2025
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  23. Hank Scorpio

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    #723 Hank Scorpio, May 9, 2025
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  24. Jimmy the Saint

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  25. chuckmasterflex

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  26. Drown ‘Em

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    I’m really hoping the Sox can convince Leo XIV to throw out a first pitch someday, cassock, mitre, glove and all.
     
    #726 Drown ‘Em, May 9, 2025
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  27. GordoBombay

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    A true ‘traditionalist’ would back the pope.
     
    #727 GordoBombay, May 9, 2025
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  28. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Non-zero chance he's laughed at "looking at Iguchi it's about that time" during sportscenter
     
    #728 spagett, May 9, 2025
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  29. Lip

    Lip Maybe fuck yourself
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    first burgers, now pizza

    get it together man
     
    #729 Lip, May 9, 2025
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  30. Butthead

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    Idk heavy calorie loads of foods like that make me drag these days. I used to be able just house whatever
     
    #730 Butthead, May 9, 2025
  31. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Tork is Ass
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  32. bigred77

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    I thought he left the US like 50 years ago?
     
    #732 bigred77, May 9, 2025
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  33. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos be a hitter, babe
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    left mid-80s, came back about 15 years later, stayed about as long, left again, returned a couple years ago.
     
    #733 Sir Phobos, May 9, 2025
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  34. DirtBall

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    Blessed are the giardinieras, for they shall flavor the earth.
     
    #734 DirtBall, May 9, 2025
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  35. bigred77

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    Yea bro I know
    I was poking fun at user dblplay1212 s arguing yesterday that he wasn't really American or whatever that was
     
    #735 bigred77, May 9, 2025
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  36. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    New pope lead some masses and baptized some kids at the church/school 3 blocks from my house and that my kid currently attends.

    Ngl that’s kinda cool.
     
    #736 NilesIrish, May 9, 2025
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  37. CF3234

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    Congrats on your kid attending pope Leo XIV elementary school.
     
    #737 CF3234, May 9, 2025
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  38. LuPoor

    LuPoor Heaven has forsaken the masturbator
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    The Pope was present at the ordination of my college roommate, I'm two degrees removed from this dude
     
    #738 LuPoor, May 9, 2025
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  39. Charles DeMar

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    #739 Charles DeMar, May 9, 2025
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  40. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos be a hitter, babe
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  41. ~ taylor ~

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    Imagine being so cooked mentally that you “not my pope” as a converted Catholic.
     
    #741 ~ taylor ~, May 9, 2025
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  42. Butthead

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    A true gift would have been Anthony Bourdain and the pope eating Italian beef sandwiches together.
     
    #742 Butthead, May 9, 2025
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  43. DirtBall

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    So he totally named himself after Messi right?
     
    #743 DirtBall, May 9, 2025
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  44. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    No his favorite movie is Titanic
     
    #744 BayouMafia, May 10, 2025
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  45. JGator1

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  46. Wicket

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    Named after the blue turtle right?
     
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  47. DirtBall

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    #747 DirtBall, May 10, 2025
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    #748 DirtBall, May 10, 2025
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  49. southlick

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  50. Jesus

    Jesus Fan of: Brotherly love, forgiveness, whores, etc

    Oh, I'm sorry, I thought they elected Pope Leo, not Pope Rust Cohle
     
    #750 Jesus, May 10, 2025
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