RIP to Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife Beth

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  1. Jack Parkman

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    I mean the show is entertaining and all but I can't stand how bad these fucking people think they are real cops and how much of a hardass that fat wife of his thinks she is. And that leeland douche with the ponytail needs to be kicked in the dick
     
    #1 Jack Parkman, Sep 9, 2010
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  2. BMR

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    Drunk?
     
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  3. Jack Parkman

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    not at all, just bored and saw this on tv. Hadnt watched it in a while and saw that they have these paintball gun things now? :facepalm:
     
  4. kentucky_dawg

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    present and accounted for
     
  6. Fusiontegra

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    Started to do this when I opened the thread the first time, but then I decided I couldn't be bothered with Googling. :idk:
     
  7. iamdmak

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    Haven't seen the show but that would annoy the fuck outta me too
     
  8. kentucky_dawg

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    I was motivated.
     
  9. 3NolesFan3

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    Watched it like six years ago. This his newphewsonbrother with the ponytail started to bother the fuck out of me. Then the fact he acts like a fucking hard ass all the time and then gets all emotional and turns in to a kiss ass with the criminals makes the show suck.
     
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    I never had seen or heard of the show until i watched that episode of South Park.Watched it 1 time and laughed my ass off.

    My favorite part was when they were using some sort of paint gun like a automatic machine gun DAMN that shit had me rolling. Also love when he catches them and gives them a smoke and tells them about the lord BRAH.
     
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    Not a fan of the show but, by all accounts, Dog is a pretty good guy. I work with a local charity that basically does the same thing as Make A Wish. One of the terminally-ill kids really liked the show and wanted to meet the cast. Upon contacting Dog, he set up all sorts of stuff for this kid. Basically, hung out with him all day.

    A lot of the kids want to meet celebrities. Some spend 5 minutes with them, some an hour. Hardly ever do you hear about them spending an entire day with one of our kids. The only two that come to mind are Dog and the Rock. Rock actually had the kid over to his house and watched a couple movies with him.

    The nicest celebrities tend to be the professional wrestlers and NASCAR drivers from my experience.
     
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    the Southpark episode is solid.
     
  14. devine

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    Thought they were older than 51. That’s sad. RIP
     
  15. Bulworth

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    RIP to those titties.
     
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  17. Boo MFer!

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    Real classy post. Grow up. And I’m pretty sure she had a reduction a while back.
     
  18. Barves2125

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    First time I've seen this thread. Is this TV show and his hatred for the main character what motivated Jack Parkman to become a police officer?
     
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  19. Jack Parkman

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    Yeah bra
     
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    i think it was an enlargement

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  21. 941Gator

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    let's be honest, she deserves a better thread
     
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  22. Jack Parkman

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    Certainly deserved its own but I’m honored to be chosen
     
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  23. Bulworth

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    oh fuck off, she enjoyed them, Dog enjoyed them, we enjoyed them.
     
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    RIP x2
     
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    Dog is 66.

    I thought she was 51 in 2006
     
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  26. 941Gator

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    would it have killed you to edit out the bitch part when you were editing hahaha?
     
  27. Joe_Pesci

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    Gibbons you spend half the day on Twitter so maybe slow your roll on the "real cop" stuff
     
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  28. Jack Parkman

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    This thread was 2010 friend, I was still in college
     
  29. Joe_Pesci

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    Post edited 28 minutes ago
     
  30. Jack Parkman

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  31. 941Gator

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    removal of "bitch" wasn't part of the 1st edit, was my point.

    #DefendBeth

    i will add that "turn yourself in brah" was my favorite line for a while
     
  32. Jack Parkman

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    Yeah I updated the thread title with today’s news
     
  33. 941Gator

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    lol and edited the body (hence the "last edited"). don't make me call the dog in here to defend his beloved Beth.

    damn, we lost Sharon this week too :(
     
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  34. Jack Parkman

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    Yes I took bitch out like you asked

    Which was the whole point of me quoting your request when joe pointed out I had just edited it
     
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  35. 941Gator

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    dude. why are you lying/being weird about this? the thread got bumped. you eventually noticed and came in and edited the thread title. it is a simple "tools" edit. that doesn't show a "last edited" in a post from a thread title. You edited the body. I then read the op, saw the "last edited" and noticed you didn't bother taking out the word "bitch," which I found funny.
     
  36. Redav

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    He took "homo" out at some point.
     
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  37. Clown Baby

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    Bounty hunters are trash and you’re a loser for getting worked up over the loss of someone who affected your life in absolutely no way
     
  38. Joe_Pesci

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    How do you even become a bounty hunter? Something tells me you don't just discover a WANTED poster and fall into the profession
     
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    You think I was serious?
     
  40. Clown Baby

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    “These predatory lenders have it figured out. I’d like to do something like that but I’m dumb as a rock and would prefer to operate extrajudicially.”
     
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  41. Clown Baby

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    Why the “grow up” then?
     
  42. Bruce Wayne

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    My neighbor is a bounty hunter. If you wanna be a cop but can’t make it you become a bounty hunter
     
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  43. Lyrtch

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    my favorite thing about bounty hunting is its basically illegal the world over because everyone else understands its absolutely insane
     
  44. Clown Baby

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    Bounty hunters are like these border patrol militia clowns except their bias is implicit.
     
  45. Redav

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    It's funny they're not allowed to carry guns. Someone at some point at least had the sense to realize citizens hunting down other citizens prob shouldn't be carrying guns
     
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  46. 941Gator

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    I was the one that wrote "homo" in there but then edited it out before he even noticed. that's why he was confused.
     
  47. 941Gator

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    at some point Dog got arrested, I believe in Mexico
     
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  48. Redav

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    It was in the op as it's quoted in another post from years ago further down. It's good he took it out and I'm not sure why he's acting weird about it