RIP Tom Sizemore

This endeavor may be more difficult than you're initially estimating

You've got about 20 hammered Florida people looking for the tortoise, one of which is in an ATV, I have no idea how many are armed, and my niece wins pretty much every time

 

Neither myself or Ethan has ever won

 

Jesus

 

I don’t know what any of this means, but I’m here for it.

 

Family around the Hollidays thread

 

Effectively my family releases a tortoise with cash on its back then gets blackout to give him a head start and then has to find the tortoise

 

That is unnecessarily amazing. How does that tradition start?

 

MLS

"My mother and alcohol would be probably the most accurate answer

But it's pretty much every holiday or birthday of significance now"

 

Hey, fuck it. Why not?

Definitely easier than a cheetah with a debit card attached to its collar.

 

Damn