Rodemaker vs. Brown: That’s Florida-Florida State for our non-Florida Men

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  1. Boo MFer!

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  2. Saul Shabazz

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    and urban protected a serial killer


    This land is gross
     
  3. Saul Shabazz

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    game will be more gross
     
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  4. Boo MFer!

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    Our defense is allergic to tackling. Noles are gonna rush for about 4 bills.
     
  5. Lawnole23

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    Our line is allergic to blocking. High school level players could push back our tackles.
     
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  6. Saul Shabazz

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    We dont rush
     
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  7. Boo MFer!

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    Buddy, you haven’t seen our DL. We literally get no push.
     
  8. Boo MFer!

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    You will this week.
     
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  11. Boo MFer!

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    Little did this person know that we’d have zero interest in tackling anyone all year.

     
  12. naganole

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    Grats on getting bowl eligibility, gates.
     
  13. Boo MFer!

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    Fingers crossed for that 5-7 bowl eligibility waiver!
     
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  14. El Tiburon

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    This game is going to be gross. And Rodemaker will pull a Rooster 2: Electric Boogaloo on us, except that our current team sucks balls anyway.
     
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  15. Fusiontegra

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    Yeah, this is an all-time bad secondary. Defense entirely, actually. The DL gets no push, our LBs are all injured or terrible, and no one can tackle.

    We have 7 takeaways on the season
     
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  16. Boo MFer!

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    6.5 points? Hammer that, friends.

     
  17. ned's head

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    I honestly fear for tate's life. He has the internal clock of a sloth. Even a shitty defense will get home and he's done once one of those 400 pounders fall on him
     
  18. Boo MFer!

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    We will get 0 sacks.
     
  19. naganole

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    Trevor Etienne gonna get >7 ypp and 2 scores.
     
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  20. El Tiburon

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    Unless you count all the sacks that FSU is going to drag across our defenders’ faces.
     
  21. Boo MFer!

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    Goddamn this made me guffaw. It’s so true too.
     
  22. Boo MFer!

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    Lol at the 11-0 CFP-bound Noles sandbagging ITT.
     
  23. milquetoast

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    We barely have Pop Warner level D-linemen so you good, fam.
     
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  24. Shiggityshwo

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    well that's enough of this thread
     
  25. BrickTamland

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    I just hope both teams have fun and shake hands at midfield when it’s over.
     
  26. Wendel Clark

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    Last years game was an amazing game. Hope it has the same feel.

    I bet FSU to win it all preseason and it sucks that Travis got hurt.
     
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    Coming back to lift the curse I hope
     
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  30. Boo MFer!

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    It’s a Godforsaken hellhole of a place, but it’s our Godforsaken hellhole of a place.
     
  31. Boo MFer!

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  32. roggins

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    With how bad we are I’m surprised we didn’t get Davex3 and a the JP level broadcast.
     
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  33. Can I Spliff it

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    I think Napier will get his boys up for this game. They were so close last week that I know they're itching to get back on the field. They'll come close enough for Billy to get that contract extension
     
  34. ned's head

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    What's tate going to do the first time he faces a split man quads high box mini max zone?
     
  35. The Banks

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    Go Gators
     
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  36. Lawnole23

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    Has Tate heard about the word "creeper?"
     
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  37. Boo MFer!

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    Probably one of these cool dances before throwing a touchdown.

     
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  38. ned's head

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    What a nightmare scenario to possibly lose to that.
     
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  39. afb

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  40. Boo MFer!

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    Our entire existence as a program is a nightmare, so what else is new?
     
  41. Fusiontegra

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    We lost to Arkansas at home wearing special uniforms.

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  42. Quick

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    This is legit like our 8th week in a row either playing a backup QB or an injured starter. We aren’t that good and now have a Ga Southern level QB starting.

    Our OL couldn’t block 3-7 North Alabama
     
  43. Boo MFer!

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    But recruits loved them!!!!

    (before they decommitted.)
     
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  44. Boo MFer!

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    The North Alabama DL is probably better than ours.
     
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  45. Can I Spliff it

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    But not by much
     
  46. Fusiontegra

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    The final score of that game says you ultimately figured things out.

    Our last "tune-up" game(when we had a starting QB, LB, and most of our OL), against now 3-8 Charlotte, we managed a 22-7 outcome.

    FSU may lose this game...but you're a drastically better team at every position except maybe RB. Luckily for you, we under-utilize the best player at that position.
     
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  47. Fusiontegra

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    And I guess QB is a push for the game because there's a good chance the QBs just take turns throwing it to the opposing team all day.
     
  48. ned's head

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    But tebow will be there. You'll have the power of 1000 foreskins on your side
     
  49. Can I Spliff it

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    Tate comes out throwing bombs to wilson and keon inshallah the gators will be defeated
     
  50. Quick

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    I agree we are the better team… but I honestly don’t think it’s by a whole lot. He are banged up as well and I just don’t trust Rodemaker to win in the swamp regardless of the shape of UF.