Rodemaker vs. Brown: That’s Florida-Florida State for our non-Florida Men

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  1. Fusiontegra

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    Unfortunately, Napier has instilled a "no hype" mentality in the locker room and sideline.

    Except for Armstrong, who is too busy snorting Adderall to tell our CBs to play closer to the line on short conversion downs. Or cover the best WR in the league.
     
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  2. nolecpa

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    Honestly, I got strong Wyatt Sexton vibes seeing that. At least Tate won’t show up to a UF game in a Gators sweatshirt.
     
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  3. Boo MFer!

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    Lol at our DBs ever catching a pass.
     
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  4. Fusiontegra

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    As long as we keep the scoring streak alive, I'm calling the game a W
     
  5. Dan Kendra

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    I stand with Tathan.

    Until the 1st drive INT.
     
  6. ned's head

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    This is sort of where I am. Think our best chance is we only run two types of plays: screens and bombs to keon/wilson.
     
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  7. Florida Trash

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    no, we suck more!
     
  8. Fusiontegra

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    He better walk over and gingerly place the ball in a defenders hand. We have 3 interceptions on the season and 1(the only one by a CB) of them is by an injured player.

    So this part of your plan is perfect since we 1) don't pressure the QB and 2) can't cover anyone for ore than 2 seconds
     
  9. Fusiontegra

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    Edit: misread this
     
  10. Bruce Bowen

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    If (and thats a huge IF) FSU wins this I will be selling 5 exclusive NFTs of this.
     
  11. fuxstockings

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    I think this is going to be a close, high scoring game and I'll be miserable for every second of it.
     
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  12. Fusiontegra

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    I'm honestly afraid this is true. Given our proven ability to wrestle loss from every single opportunity, I'd just assume the game be a runaway at halftime.
     
  13. arrdub

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    18 is going to get pancaked by one of those megafauna DTs and we’ll all get to marvel at a 400lb endzone dance after the scoop and score. I don’t know final outcome but you can bank on this as a chapter in the story:
     
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  14. Artoo

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    This is hands down the worst game thread I've ever wandered into.

    Do better.
     
  15. letan

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    the ghost of major wright was rolling over in his grave when he saw that play

    probably and we’ll still lose. best case scenario is we keep it close and then blow it at the end like mizzou and arky
     
  16. Fusiontegra

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  17. Can I Spliff it

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    I would personally like my noles to win, so that we can stay undefeated for the season.

    Gators, I hope you all understand that. I hope there are no hard feelings in any outcome, however
     
  18. Poetic

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    I long for the day where both fanbases talked shit and expected to win the game. Fuck a Gator. Tate dancing his way to victory in the Swamp.

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  19. DuffandMuff

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    I’ll be there. 50 yard line. Dozen rows up. Sure was a lot more excited when I bought the flight and tickets a week ago.
     
  20. Shinzon

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    You could make a case it would be a negative at this point. Nothing to be gained from a Gasparilla Bowl trophy, and it would just be another opportunity for our staff to be embarrassed and our class to erode.
     
  21. Can I Spliff it

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    Think of the tourism and family fun!
     
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  22. Shinzon

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    Ah yes, kids would never forgive their parents for depriving them the chance to see the world’s longest sidewalk!
     
  23. Can I Spliff it

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    Kids need to see The Real World outside of their ivory tower bubbles and safe spaces. And the real world has Florida in a bowl game against UTSA being played at some high school field in Mississippi
     
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  24. Boo MFer!

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    Which ones are our Nole posters planning to wear on Saturday?

     
  25. nolecpa

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    All 4. A different shirt for each quarter.
     
  26. Boo MFer!

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    It’s this kind of dedication that forces me to 18ELIEVE that FSU will FINI13H off the year undefeated with a big win on Saturday.
     
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  27. Boo MFer!

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    Tater Tot gonna eat bigly on Saturday.

     
  28. NothingIsOT

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    Damn that’s pretty bad. I know napes be calling offensively offensive plays. Who’s the d coordinator nowadays?
     
  29. Boo MFer!

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    You mean, you haven’t seen the video?
     
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  30. NothingIsOT

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    I only know what my Gator direct report tells me which he is supposed to be some boy genius. I didn’t bother to follow UF this year otherwise.

    But yeah I think I know the video you’re referring to.
     
  31. Fusiontegra

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    Armstrong might be fine. He’s young and needs to learn trying to run 12 million defensive formations with a busted roster and half of the starters being freshmen doesn’t make him or the defense look good. Early in the season, when we had a healthy LB, there were flashes of the defense improving.
    Maybe some of the young guys improve before next season and Armstrong sticks. Or maybe he’s in over his head and will be the reason Napier gets canned next year.
     
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  32. Boo MFer!

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    We get it, man. You have a great job.
     
  33. Boo MFer!

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    Between honoring Tebow pregame and this, we’re doing everything we can to conjure up the ghost of Urban’s Gators.

     
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  34. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    It’s worth a shot
     
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  35. NothingIsOT

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    It’s been 15 years now. Damn.
     
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  36. Boo MFer!

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    :warn:

     
  37. Boo MFer!

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    If Keon Coleman throws a TD pass like PDub did, I’ll walk right out of the damn stadium.
     
  38. ned's head

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    It would be deuce spann throwing and there's a decent chance he gets a shot
     
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  39. Boo MFer!

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    @Austin_Armstrong
    @BillyNapier
     
  40. TTgator91

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  42. Saul Shabazz

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    needn't bother completing passes when you can just run in a straight line for 40yds
     
  43. Can I Spliff it

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    The FSU UF sports talk podcast crossovers are very much in line with the attitudes of this thread
     
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  44. Jake Scott

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    Need to listen in to my boys Prosser and Hicken. The two best representations of the Gator fan base as a whole.

    Also I can appreciate the Noles commitment to bagging sand. Reminds me of a younger me. <3
     
  45. Fusiontegra

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    I can’t imagine how much you much reset Smart for taking that joy away from you.
     
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  46. ned's head

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    You're enjoying the peak bowden phase of dominance, so what you see here is actually a glimpse into a future you. We'll be here to guide you through this process.
     
  47. Boo MFer!

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  48. ned's head

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    Maybe he should care less. Don't want to develop a complex

     
  49. Boo MFer!

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    In fairness, he probably said “couldn’t,” but Edgar was likely too drunk to hear it right.
     
  50. Can I Spliff it

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    Wow that Billy Napier has them PUMPED UP! Thats good coaching, my gator friends. You all should lock him up for the long term with a contract extension.
     
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