Ron Jeremy

Honestly thought he was dead

 

Haven’t sexual assault allegations been going on against him for years?

 

I ran into him last year. He definitely wasn’t all there. Not surprised by this news. If I were to guess where the assaults at a bar took place it would be at The Rainbow Bar and Grill

 

He always seemed like a pos

 

He should have hedged instead of hogged.

 

Read somewhere that his lawyer said he couldn’t have done this because women still throw themselves at him.

 

I dont always feel lawyers should get the same sentences as the people they represent, but this is a case where I do.

 

Being raped seems awful enough on its own. Being raped by someone who probably has all the STD’s must be 9th Circle of Hell terrible.

 

Not to mention how gross that guy is

 

I’d be surprised if any rape victim ever has taken solace in knowing that their rapist was absolutely gorgeous.

 

I mean, the monster dong probably up there on the list if we’re taking negatives to being raped by Ron Jeremy.

 

Definitely a negative aspect. Watching the documentary series on HBO about The Golden State Killer and hearing he had a small penis was a silver lining of sorts when empathizing for the victims.

 

I'm sorry but his nickname "the hedge hog" makes me giggle every time

 

The story about what Ron Jeremy did is absolutely terrible, but holy shit did this post make me belly laugh for several minutes.

 

He doesn’t look like he is going to make it 330 more hours.

 

I know a lot about hot guys and buddy let me tell you ron jeremy has never been a hot guy

 

He is genuinely one of the grossest looking people on the planet.

 

Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradley
I’m hornier than Ron Jeremy

 

Not so fast, my friend.

 

Dude was fucking all day long but it was not enough it seems.

 

I guess we know your type now

 

yeah, I posted because it illustrates exactly what you just said. It’s about domination. It’s dangerous

 

Does that come in a v-neck?

 

i think someone needs a rebranding

 

I recently threw away a signed bottle of this jizz rum. Receiving that as a Christmas gift from an extended family member was harrowing. I’d have preferred a bottle that didn’t have the potential to have microscopic traces of all the STD’s on it.

 

Those poor rapists probably have pretty rotten refractory periods after they finish.

 

That guy?!

Really makes you think.

 

My first question when this started coming out was how he was even capable - dude has barely been able to stand up for years.

The last time I saw him out he was needing assistance to traverse 3 steps.

I know zero details about the case but I'm assuming the majority of this isn't recent.

 

He’s gonna be dead before sentencing at this rate

 

Yea it got worse though - he used to be able to go to events and stuff here and at some point devolved into the old hormone monster from "Big Mouth".

 

when he had Christy Canyon riding him

 

God damn

 

Who wore it better in court? Homeless Santa Ron Jeremy or Noseless Artie Lange?

 

Eh... he's probably pulling a weinstein

Trying to appear as weak and helpless as possible during trial so people think they aren't capable of committing the crime

 

Actually I knew he was there but didn't look at him at all

I'd look good wearing Christy Canyon too