Your Kansas City (?) Royals: Not Last

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  1. ono

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    That means his kids were having sex and not jerking it to porn so according to this FO, it's very successful
     
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  2. Joe Louis

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    he raised Alphas like a real man ... good win though fellas! :beerchug:
     
  3. DirtBall

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    The kids got the stuff

     
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  4. ono

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    Big Game Bob.
     
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  5. Andy Reocho

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    Look at us!
     
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  6. ono

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    FIFY
     
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  7. football501

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    That play is quite a combo of lucky and good, the nuts to try though
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    Man. 2 games in and you can tell that kids a winner. Keller’s stuff was back again as well. Great location and movement. Night and day from last year. That could be a really good 1-2 punch with Greinke. Mondesi also came up big in that 10th.
     
  9. ono

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    What else is he supposed to do? With the dumbass extra inning rules and the runner at 3rd, the entire IF knew to go to home if they fielded the ball.

    Now, he's the only person on the team and possibly the planet with the skills and naivety to try it (and knowing he has one of the best defensive catchers of all time receiving it) makes it more understandable, but honestly I think it was all instincts.

    Even if it doesn't work, it's what, 2 runners on and a force at every base?
     
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  10. football501

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    Oh no doubt, it was worth a shot. Throwing from the knee falling away just presents a big risk of that ball ending in a dugout or past Salvy with guys on 2nd and 3rd with no force. Perfect bounce pass
     
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  11. ono

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    A lot has been said about Salvy being too big to be a catcher but that's an instance where his size helps. I don't know of many catchers who could reach for that ball and then that quickly apply the tag.
     
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  12. Squints

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  13. Andy Reocho

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  14. DirtBall

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  15. joe-

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    bubic autocorrects to bubonic and that feels right because his pitching makes me sick

    got him
     
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  16. football501

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    Lol dear lord
     
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  17. DirtBall

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    Welp. My Sunday afternoon just freed up.
     
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  18. Andy Reocho

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    Think i’ll watch Bobby’s AB and then go mow lol
     
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  19. DirtBall

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    They’ve got em juiced again. 2 slams in 2 innings would sure be something.
     
  20. joe-

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    what a fun game to watch
     
  21. ono

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    At least the Masters are on and the KU parade was being televised.
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    Bubic…...lit up
    Kowar…..lit up
    Singer…..lit up

    Whatever changes they made to hitting development they need to double down for the pitchers.
     
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  23. football501

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    Just let them watch film one on one with Greinke, he’ll have some input
     
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  24. ono

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    His input would be about the same as ours.

    You guys fucking suck and aren't good enough to be big league pitchers.
     
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  25. Andy Reocho

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    Fucking a. Here we go again.

    THROW FUCKING STRIKES YOU IDIOT PITCHERS
     
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  26. MtOread

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    Tuned in in between calls to see bases loaded w/ no outs. I guess we're fortunate to only give up 2 after yesterday.
     
  27. joe-

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    god these guys suck. santana and dozier need to go
     
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  29. joe-

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    bobby looks to be slightly overmatched at the plate. hopefully he can get more comfortable and turn on some of these hangers
     
  30. football501

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    Nice to see some fight from the boys today
     
  31. Beeds07

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    SIP but made me laugh fro yesterday.

     
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  32. Andy Reocho

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    I won’t be able to watch a lot of Royals if this pitching stays the same. What’s the point of emphasizing defense if our pitchers walk everyone.
     
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  33. DirtBall

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    Wind must be blowing out
     
  34. ono

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    I think our pitching (and Cal Eldred) blow more than the wind. And that's a lot of blowing right now.
     
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  35. Andy Reocho

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    How Eldred survived last year is beyond me. He’s terrible.
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    Get his geriatric ass out for Christ’s sake
     
  37. Andy Reocho

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    Every borderline pitch when Witt bats seems to always be a strike.
     
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  38. joe-

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    his average is still higher than Santana’s
     
  39. Andy Reocho

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    Its all moot until we find pitching, but 1B is very high on my wants list for this team.
     
  40. joe-

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    there’s three of them in omaha
     
  41. DirtBall

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  42. DirtBall

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    Stand up triple. Nbd.
     
  43. ono

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    TOOTBLAN too. Royals transformation is complete.
     
  44. Andy Reocho

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    This team is just addicted to letting the other team get all the base runners.
     
  45. DirtBall

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    Runner at third with less than two outs and not scoring, a tradition unlike any other
     
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  46. DirtBall

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    Whitley! Hell of a tag by Salvy too
     
  48. football501

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    Brentz got that Eldred regression, big time
     
  49. joe-

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    probably about time to send eldred packing
     
  50. ono

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    I think I hate Mondesi more than any royal since like Jason Kendall.