Your Kansas City (?) Royals: Not Last

Hud is going to be jacked up all game. Looks like Texas is running out a guy straight from the Japanese league.

 

Daniel Lynch time

 

MVP

 

this is a fun inning

 

Damn. Bad luck there.

 

Gotta have a short leash here

 

Or not

 

I was listening to some of the pregame show but completely missed this.

 

Taylor is fucking lava hot

 

Would of punched you in your face if you told me 2 weeks ago: “Mondi and Dosier will be hurt to start the year but don’t worry, we have Taylor, Isbel, and Lopez to pick up the slack.”

 

(Whispers)

it’s just the Rangers

 

Breaking records left and right

 

9 pitches into his career Brentz looks like a lefty Staumont. Insanely filthy but needs to learn how to get it over the plate.

 

Soler is the 2nd

 

Whitley is hitting 162 HRs this year. Prove me wrong.

 

Whit is the 4th

 

Bet if we score 11+ each game this year we will win a lot of games

 

Would probably trim this list to 1 player if you added 2 assists as well

 

Went to the Roys game today.

The nazi in the RF side of crown vision said we couldn't stand there. Down by the foul pole, free for all.

The standing areas closed for Covid is a bummer.

 

Also, my kid loves #15 cause of Mahomes.

Today he saw a Royals #15 and got pumped. #15 for lyfe

 

Not a fan of the “get down by 5 runs every game” strategy.

 

Nick Dini, Kelvin Gutierrez, Erick Mejia, Brad Brach and Ervin Santana are on the taxi squad

 

Today’s game is on ESPN, good news for the cord-cutters. Take that Bally, you assholes.

 

Sinclair is the asshole.

 

Everyone is an asshole until I’m able to watch the games

 

Whit so much

 

On the other side of things, this ump is really squeezing Duffy's zone, particularly high and low

 

Has Hud ever said what’s beyond lava-hot?

 

any intrepid royals fan out there that's streaming something that has the royals game on in the background?

 

aren’t they off today?

 

I just mean in general - gotta be a royals fan who wants to stick it to Bally's

 

I kind of am at times, I guess. I work about an hour and a half away from The K, but my work computer thinks it's in Illinois. (company headquarters) And since I'm a poor and have TMobile I get MLB.tv free. So I can log into MLB.tv using my work computer and not be blacked out.

 

That's a big boo from me, dawg.

 

Are HRs good?

 

*dingers

 

*dongs

 

Sounds like lots of fellows visited dong town last night.

 

I didn’t know that about his barrel rate last year. Looks like his K% went from 35%-27%, still not good by any means, and only 100 ABs total. But maybe there’s hope he won’t be the giant black hole in the lineup I bitched about all offseason.