Your Kansas City (?) Royals: Not Last

this team currently has one total pitcher with an ERA at/below 3.60 and 6 hitters below a .200 BA

 

It’s like GMDM never left

 

Same amount of 1st inning HRs tonight as the entire year combined

 

Might need to stop the bullpen games

 

Bob - HR
MJ - HR
Sal - HR X’s 2
Vin - RBI double to the wall…..


And they’re still getting their asses kicked

 

I don't even blame the Royals anymore. I'm the one paying $20 per month to watch them on an app. It's me, Hi! I'm the problem, it's me.

 

Dozier’s voodoo doll strikes again

 

It’s amazing how he always makes the wrong choice

 

Whats best way to get cheap tickets since they suck? Wait until last minute?

Friend from out of town wants to go to a game for some dumb reason.

 

You can probably sit Dugout Box for $25 as long as you wait till about 30 mins before first pitch. Hell, this weekend they play the As, they might actually pay you to go to the game.

 

What site do you use?

 

I think StubHub is the official team sponsor

 

I like this Garcia kid

 

God damnit, this box score is going to give me hope

 

Hunter Dozier makes me want to break things.

 

Eaton got pulled in Omaha so I’m guessing he’ll be back tomorrow since Isabel’s hammy exploded.

 

Score 23 runs in one series…..

Go 1-2 in said series…..

 

At least we corner the market on catchers that hit Dong’s

 

I’d like to root for a team that isn’t eliminated one month into the season. I’d also like to watch that team on my TV. Fix that before we talk about a tax.

 

Holy shit! There is a team with a worse record than ours. Probably until this series is over anyway.

 

Getting boat raced by a team of minor leaguers. What a fucking joke.

 

9.00 ERA with Omaha this season. What the hell are they doing?

 

Jeez Salvy. Could have gotten back into the game there.

 

3 straight innings with the bases loaded vs the worst team in decades. Let’s see how we screw this time up.

 

Of course they make an error so Dozier can get an extension

 

Death, pain, taxes, royals. All those draft picks committed to pitching for nothing.

 

At least Guthrie is still a dude

#Kansas City Chiefs

 

Small strike zone tonight.

 

These bats have been fun for the past couple weeks at least

 

Usually it’s our bullpen doing this

 

They should just score 8 runs in an inning every game.

 

Where’d this chunky pitcher come from?

 

Damn Sal. Would be nice if this was the real Pratto.

 

Dude can rake and his eye is delightful

 

Ryan and Hud talking about them “thicc lips”