Your Kansas City (?) Royals: Not Last

The games hard enough to watch, i don't need these bukaty updates as well.

 

#prayers for matty

 

Ned's feisty

 

"Sometimes you can see a little movement in the fabric of the pants"

-Uncle Hud

 

chess lord cuthbert showing the fielding prowess

 

Fuck you escobar

 

We're getting no hit in the 6th by a guy who isnt in the normal rotation. Hurray!

Edit: Thanks Butera

 

Eric Hosmer grounding out with RISP. Like death and taxes.

 

Hosmer is having a good contract year

 

Ned can stop sending Wood out whenever

 

44 runs scored in 17 games. My goodness that is pathetic.

 

I fucking hate every single position player on this roster not named Merrifield or Cain.

 

Atta boy Judy

 

Hammel's command.

Woof.

 

Good pitching from Alexander.

 

This offense is an absolute mess. 46 runs scored in 18 games, good for a 2.55 per game average and 16 less than the next lowest team.

Pitching has allowed the least runs scored in MLB right now and we are sitting at 7-11. It's almost unfathomable.

Pretty funny that they never gave Bonifacio a chance in the past or in spring training, then he gets called up and he's in the 3 hole in his 2nd career game.

 

Ah the glory days

 

Next 10 vs the twins and sox with 7 at home. Time to turn this shit around.

 

Yeah, let's go wild and score 3 runs per over the next 10!

 

lol kyle zimmer is on the DL again. at least he surpassed last year's IP total

 

..and tonight Ned's got Esky hitting ahead of Moss and Bonifacio. From the 3 hole to the 9 hole after a 2-4 performance.. makes sense.

 

i hope to god we trade hosmer, call up o'hearn, re-sign moose and let o'hearn and dozier battle it out for 1B next year

 

7 runs in the last SIXTY innings

 

Down 3, I guess it's time to see what else is on tonight.

 

these guys are fucking gross

 

These guys even knew they were done once they got down more than 1.

 

Travis "Throw No Strikes" Wood

 

Since the WS has Dayton made a single move that's worked out?

 

Ace, Eddy, Dys, Kendrys, without them where will the fire come from with this group? Moose? It's been a long time since I've watched the Royals just fold and quit like they did tonight. Sad ass stuff. I was thinking they need a nice bench clearing brawl to light a fire but I don't think it'll help with this group.

 

Maybe they can just be professionals and find the fire from within?

Nah. Let's start throwing at heads.

 

C'mon guys everybody knows if you're Raised Royal™ you find the fire within

 

this is what happens when u stop being 4eva royal

 

1 run on 2 hits.. 2 god damn hits?! Reminds me of Bob Uecker in Major League.

Raised Royal was a risky slogan considering most of the fan base was Raised on 90-100 loss Royal seasons. We're trending that direction.

 

Sigh

 

Yeah I am gonna go out on a limb and say this team will not make the playoffs.

 

how early is too early to start trading players

 

also yost probably retires after the season doesn't he?

 

brandon "low leverage" moss

 

Seven STRAIGHT strikeouts....I can't even

 

Who would trade for these POSes?

 

Icymi our "ace" lost his shit for being called for a balk and we lost to a rule 5 pick who just gave up 8 in 5 innings. This is such a depressing way for this team to die.

 

Its ok by the time you figure it out the White Sox will be going on 20 years of missing the playoffs

 

We go down 1-2-3 in the Top of the 1st on 9 pitches and the Sox score 2 runs, both with 2 outs. Bring on the