Your Kansas City (?) Royals: Not Last

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  1. coffee

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    "Historically bad" is a phrase starting to be floated out there in articles regarding the Royals' offense.
     
  2. TimJimothy

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    Hey, if you're going to be bad at something...you might as well be the worst ever.
     
  3. Andy Reocho

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    Don't worry guys, Esky is back batting leadoff. The devil magic will return
     
  4. DirtBall

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    Yeah, 100 is average. 80 considered bad. 60 is like worst in the league shitty. 6 is, fuck who knows what 6 is. I don't dive deep into the sabermetrics stuff so I didn't verify any of it but someone else in the thread posted the lowest full season mark they could find in baseball history was 48 iirc.
     
  5. DirtBall

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    If it works, I called for this 2 weeks ago.
     
  6. coffee

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    I kind of don't want the magic to return. I'm all-in on a fire sale in June.
     
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  7. JRodMK1

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    This. If we aren't going to compete (which we clearly aren't) I'd rather we suck this bad rather than play ~.500 ball and show some glimmer of hope. This team is deeply flawed and the only way to right the ship is to sell all of your assets. We had to deplete the system to win the WS (totally worth it, wouldn't change a thing) so we need to replenish it. Trade anyone with value. Sorry Kelvin, I love you, but you're worth a ton for a team that needs a closer (Washington).

    We made a mistake being loyal to Gordon. It is really hurting us now. Hoz is quite overrated and is essentially an average 1B who is looking for star money. I'll pass. Cain is an oft-injured player who is in his 30's that relies on speed for his value, I'll pass. I would still like to see us sign Moose though. But seeing the direction our team is headed I'm not sure he's even interested in that.
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    Did everyone hear the reports that we're getting close to a deal that would extend Esky? Almost drove my truck into a tree when the said it this morning.
     
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  9. JRodMK1

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    He has pretty much been one of the worst offensive players in baseball for the past 3 years. No matter what they give him, it's too much. Why anyone would give him 3-5 million/year (just a guess) when you can get the same production from a farmhand for the league minimum is beyond me.
     
  10. coffee

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    Petro said it's the same guy who reported that Valencia was returning to KC last year, soooooo
     
  11. DirtBall

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    Devil fucking Magic
     
  12. coffee

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    We always hit at The Trop.
     
  13. football501

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    Runs!

    Also, can every team have Derek Norris be their catcher pls
     
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  14. DirtBall

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    Man, there's just something so f'n cool about guys who scream obnoxiously loud in completely quiet stadiums.
     
  15. coffee

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    4 errors. Damn, Rays.
     
  16. JRodMK1

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    Probably the same guy who gets there for BP with 25 balls trying to get auto's. Who heckles someone about their eyebrows anyway?!
     
  17. football501

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    They're fighting and producing runs, that's a nice sign
     
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  18. football501

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    Two wins in a row? What devilry is this?
     
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  19. Andy Reocho

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  20. DirtBall

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    That was a prettt nice game. The last half of it made completely forget the CY Wood disaster.
     
  21. coffee

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    Good lord, did Wood suck again?
     
  22. DirtBall

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    They both went 3 innings. CY gave up 4 Wood 2. Rest of the pen pitched the shutout from then on.
     
  23. coffee

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    Even with his contract, is Wood in danger of simply getting cut at this point? He's been beyond terrible.
     
  24. TimJimothy

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    Well, the Royals are calling up Maness, so somebody on the 40-man's gotta go. Young and Colon are strong candidates. Doubt they give up on Wood yet.
     
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  25. coffee

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    Colon got got. They performed a Colonoscopy. Buuuuuurrrrrrnnnnnnn!!! hahahahahaha
     
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  26. JRodMK1

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    Was watching the game earlier on my lunch break, thankfully the sound was on. They were joking about Gordon "Wally Pipp'ing" LoCain in CF and then all of a sudden Rex comes in with a "well, maybe it wasn't such a bad thing to be Wally Pipp, you know, because Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease." Oh Uncle Rex, never change.
     
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  27. football501

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    Salvy (anyone on this team) delivered with RISP. Idk what to do with my hands.
     
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  28. coffee

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    The Royals haven't won a single game since back when Jim Comey was director of the FBI. Think about that.
     
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  29. football501

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    Man Kiermaier is shook in this series. So many errors.
     
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  30. coffee

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    #DevilMagic? DirtBall
     
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  31. coffee

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    [​IMG]
     
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  32. football501

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    Hey hey hey
     
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  33. football501

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    5 out of 6 :notobamanotbad:
     
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  34. DirtBall

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    We're less shitty
     
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  35. DirtBall

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    CY getting the start and pitching shitty AGAIN, who could of guessed.
     
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  36. ono

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    I think it's about time for the CY experiment to end.
     
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  37. football501

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    Runs!

    A sweep!

    Who are these guys?
     
  38. DirtBall

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  39. coffee

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  40. dblplay1212

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    Thread title checks out.
     
  41. football501

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    Fri*ckin Kelvin
     
  42. DirtBall

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    This bullpen just needs to fuck the fuck off. Sell the whole fucking team while they're still worth a bag of balls imo.
     
  43. joe-

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    Junis called up to start game 2. Albuquerque DFA'd. Almonte added as 26th man. Gordon hitting 9th in game 1, then going on paternity leave. raul a mondesi called up
     
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  44. TimJimothy

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    Quite a few mossy salvy dongs, but only one win.
     
  45. JRodMK1

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    "The Yankees are my daddy."

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    - 2017 KC Royals
     
  46. hawk217

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    Boni-mother fucking-facio
     
  47. DirtBall

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  48. DirtBall

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    1 out of our last 33 w/ RISP.
     
  49. football501

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    :gross:
     
  50. football501

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    Some hits with RISP in this series doing wonders
     
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