Rylee Martell's brother and TAFI Martell's son, Tathan will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. CaneKnight

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    It’s amazing how often you people tell on urselfs and project that shit onto other people
     
    #1251 CaneKnight, Sep 10, 2019
  2. devine

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    1 rush for 3 yards and no other stats in a game where his team scored 60+
     
    #1252 devine, Sep 15, 2019
  3. devine

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    Replace jimmy Martin with Tate Martell and the tweet still makes sense

     
    #1253 devine, Sep 17, 2019
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    0 recorded stats against CMU
     
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    Downed a few punts.
     
    #1255 CF3234, Sep 22, 2019
  6. devine

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    Impressive
     
    #1256 devine, Sep 22, 2019
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    #1257 Jack Parkman, Sep 25, 2019
  8. C Yank

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    I had a one handed catch in a backyard last week. AMA
     
    #1258 C Yank, Sep 25, 2019
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    how tall are you
     
    #1259 Pelican, Sep 25, 2019
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  10. C Yank

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    Same height as Tate. Looks like I’m walking on to the U.
     
    #1260 C Yank, Sep 25, 2019
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    Wow, I didn't realize there were so many short people in this world.
     
    #1261 ButchCassidy, Sep 25, 2019
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  12. Saul Shabazz

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    How could you when they're so far below eye level?
     
    #1262 Saul Shabazz, Sep 25, 2019
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  13. Shinzon

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    Little sis officially passing Tathan on the Martell relevancy list.

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    #1263 Shinzon, Sep 30, 2019
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  14. devine

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    Wow
     
    #1264 devine, Sep 30, 2019
  15. Gunners

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    parents must be so proud
     
    #1265 Gunners, Sep 30, 2019
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  16. Detlef Schrempf

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    Like a horse.
     
    #1266 Detlef Schrempf, Sep 30, 2019
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    :nomnom:
     
    #1267 HotMic, Sep 30, 2019
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  18. IanBoyd

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    that happened like a year ago tbh
     
    #1268 IanBoyd, Sep 30, 2019
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  19. Bulworth

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    I will be jizzing in her jars.
     
    #1269 Bulworth, Oct 1, 2019
  20. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Gigantor Boobs just lost a lot of ground.
     
    #1270 Todd Bonzales, Oct 1, 2019
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  21. Fudd

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    They named their children Tathan and Rylee, I'm sure this is precisely what they were hoping for.
     
    #1271 Fudd, Oct 1, 2019
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  22. devine

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    #1272 devine, Oct 3, 2019
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    over under on her debut on pornhub
     
    #1273 Nole0515, Oct 3, 2019
  24. GeneralPaton

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    Looks like it was filmed right after that video. I’d expect a release by the weekend.
     
    #1274 GeneralPaton, Oct 3, 2019
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  25. bro

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    Lawd
     
    #1275 bro, Oct 3, 2019
  26. IanBoyd

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    Thread title updated
     
    #1276 IanBoyd, Oct 4, 2019
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    I’ll take major daddy issues for $600, Alex.
     
    #1277 Jake Barnes, Oct 4, 2019
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    Hug your daughters you guys.
     
    #1278 War Grundle, Oct 4, 2019
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  29. TC

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    Well goddam Rylee
     
    #1279 TC, Oct 4, 2019
  30. Jesse Palmer

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    nm

    I like.
     
    #1280 Jesse Palmer, Oct 4, 2019
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  31. dump

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    #1281 dump, Oct 5, 2019
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  32. GeneralPaton

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    Her mouth looks diseased.
     
    #1282 GeneralPaton, Oct 5, 2019
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  33. popnfresh

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    In other words, not the lips of an angel.
     
    #1283 popnfresh, Oct 5, 2019
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  34. devine

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    Double post
     
    #1284 devine, Oct 6, 2019
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  35. NoNatty

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    this deserves more likes.
     
    #1285 NoNatty, Oct 6, 2019
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  36. LuPoor

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    She's got a real uncanny valley thing going on
     
    #1286 LuPoor, Oct 6, 2019
  37. Shinzon

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    She has a severe semen allergy.
     
    #1287 Shinzon, Oct 6, 2019
  38. dukebuckeye

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    She’s still gross.
     
    #1288 dukebuckeye, Oct 6, 2019
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  39. devine

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    No
     
    #1289 devine, Oct 6, 2019
  40. Gunners

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    Gonna look like Joan Rivers by 35
     
    #1290 Gunners, Oct 6, 2019
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  41. devine

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    Guys
     
    #1291 devine, Oct 6, 2019
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  42. Jake Barnes

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    Probably bruises easily too.
     
    #1292 Jake Barnes, Oct 7, 2019
  43. TC

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    Her ass looks better than her face
     
    #1293 TC, Oct 7, 2019
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    #1294 HotMic, Oct 7, 2019
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  45. TC

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    Ass like a face
     
    #1295 TC, Oct 7, 2019
  46. HotMic

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    #1296 HotMic, Oct 7, 2019
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    Butterface
     
    #1297 bertwing, Oct 7, 2019
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  48. dukebuckeye

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    I mean, her ass is disgustingly large too. That human does absolutely nothing for me. I’d rather bang Tathan.
     
    #1298 dukebuckeye, Oct 7, 2019
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  49. WillySaliba

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    I wouldn’t normally comment to say I didn’t like a chick but this is Tathan’s thread so I will. She’s pretty much disgusting to me.
     
    #1299 WillySaliba, Oct 7, 2019
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  50. Jack Parkman

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    Tate back at QB

     
    #1300 Jack Parkman, Oct 8, 2019
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