Rylee Martell's brother, Tathan will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. 941Gator

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    Damn, nice! He needs to take his talents to NBC’s the Bachelor. Or just really anywhere off the field.
     
  2. ShuPoor

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    ABC :skip:
     
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  3. Fudd Redford

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    HOW IS TATHAN PLAYING

    HOW DID I MISS THE GAME

    FUCKKKKK
     
  4. EdmondDantes

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    He looks no taller than 5'9"
     
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  5. ButchCassidy

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    How bad is Tathan that he can’t beat out those 2?

    Y I K E S
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  6. yaywaffles

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    he's so small and slow. he looks like a division 3 quarterback. it's incredible he got the attention he did from power 5 schools
     
  7. xec

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    All of the talent around him at Bishop Gorman made him look good. I saw him several times in HS and thought he could play D1 ball.
     
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  8. devine

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    The martells prob paid for that 4 star rating
     
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  9. IanBoyd

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    he was a 5 star and like a top 15 player at one point
     
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  10. spagett

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    Oh you cleared him, Mac?
     
  11. xec

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    Just sayin, he appeared to have the skill set to play D1ball. Not necessarily excel, but definitely play.
     
  12. miles

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  13. spagett

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    Racist as fuck

    @fbi
     
  14. buckwild

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    This tweet appeared on my timeline because Tathan liked it....

     
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  16. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    He only played a few series, so to be fair, if you went to make nachos, you missed it
     
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  17. TDCD

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    That looks like the same juke Tate tried last night
     
  18. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  19. Bruce Wayne

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    lol @"the"tatemartell
     
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  20. devine

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  21. devine

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    Oh no poor tathan

    Where to now?
     
  22. devine

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    Does he still have 3 years left?
     
  23. devine

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  24. devine

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  25. dukebuckeye

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    Better not swing and miss...especially a 3rd time

    @tathan
     
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  27. 941Gator

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    Tate to FAU imo
     
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  29. ned's head

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    I cannot wait for this upcoming diplomatic and mature qb competition
     
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  30. dukebuckeye

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    If Tate worked half as hard on honing his QB skills as he did his social media skills he might get on the field now and then.
     
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  31. Joe_Pesci

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    Is his actual first name Tathan?
     
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  32. Fudd Redford

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    his friends call him tater tot
     
  33. dukebuckeye

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    Yeah big whoop wanna fight about it?
     
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  34. Joe_Pesci

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    :laugh:

    As it turns out, one of the first Tathans was a transfer himself!
    According to Wikipedia, Saint Tathan was a Celtic saint who TRANSFERRED FROM IRELAND TO WALES:

    Saint Tathan (also known as Tatheus) is claimed to be a Celtic saint, who travelled from Ireland to Wales where he founded a Christian church. He is reckoned an early abbot of Caerwent and has dedications at Llanvaches, near Caerwent, also known as Llandathan, and at St Athan. He is said to have brought light to the heathens to undo the work of Satan.
     
  35. IanBoyd

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  36. Goose

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    She’s hot when she covers her face
     
  37. fsugrad99

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    His new name is Tatheus
     
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  38. Bruce Wayne

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    Thank god she’s so insecure about it
     
  39. IanBoyd

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  42. devine

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  43. bertwing

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    Disgusting!
     
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  44. Nole0515

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    what was it? its been removed
     
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  45. devine

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    She was twerking
     
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  46. IanBoyd

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  47. dukebuckeye

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    Tate’s looking good!
     
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  48. Fudd Redford

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    Rylee isn't even at 100k followers. Fucking pathetic

    Both of them are abject failures
     
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  49. Jake Scott

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    A sex tape would do her a lot of good iyam
     
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