Rylee Martell's brother and TAFI Martell's son, Tathan will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. Jack Parkman

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    #Miami Hurricanes were so hyped to get this kid

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  2. ATXCane03

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    I blame the ranking system
     
  3. Jack Parkman

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  4. IanBoyd

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    I have never been less interested to watching anything in my entire life.
     
  5. Jack Parkman

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    It’s exactly as cringeworthy as you’d imagine
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

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    Donald trump sex tape?
     
  7. Nole96SC

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    We talkin Stormy Daniels or Karen McDougal?
     
  8. El Tiburon

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    Ivanka.
     
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  10. tylerdolphin

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  11. (Z)

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    Tate Martell and Dan Enos. :loldog:
     
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  12. joe-

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    he’s got a jaw like his sister’s

    plus blow
     
  13. spagett

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    When your name is Shea, you should avoid doing cunty things like putting "insert witty comment about self here" on your Twitter profile.
     
  14. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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  15. tylerdolphin

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    Terrible person? Yes.

    Would I mind seeing her naked? No.
     
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  16. IvanTheTerrible

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    Bad take.
     
  17. War Grundle

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    I don’t know if she is terrible. Always found her hot going back ten years ago. Seemed pretty well adjusted considering how she grew up and seems like a good parent.
     
  18. joe-

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    that’s the hill you’re dying on?
     
  19. Gritty Badger

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    Jesus Christ
     
  20. Daniel Ocean

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    lol
     
  21. Daniel Ocean

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    There are plenty of beautiful women on earth so many in fact that I don’t have to find a pos like ivanka attractive. It’s okay to think her being a complete pos makes her unattractive. I can’t believe anyone thinks she isn’t a vile horrible person who deserves nothing but the worst in life.
     
  22. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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  23. LuPoor

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    Fucking loooool
     
  24. IanBoyd

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    Imaging simping for something that came out of Trump's balls.
     
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  25. The Guglia

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    But... She’s a good mom.
     
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  26. tylerdolphin

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    #1776 tylerdolphin, Jan 27, 2021
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  28. Butthead

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    Ivanka is arguably the worst of the elder Trump children. Eric and Don Jr are both worthless paste eaters whose sole goal in life is to not get written out of the inheritance so they obviously suck a huge ass, but Ivanka goes around doing shit like calling herself a "working mother" and trying to butt into conversations with heads of state
     
  29. dukebuckeye

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    Can we plz get back to Tathan and his Fish Sister?
     
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    That’s one long ass book.

     
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  32. Shinzon

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    It’s like a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book where every option has you flip to page Transfer Portal.
     
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  33. IV

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    yeah but what about hunter biden?

    republicans definitely
     
  34. Daniel Ocean

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    more like really short and the same chapter over and over and over again
     
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  36. Jake Barnes

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  37. IanBoyd

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    Shame on him, does this young lady look like the sort of person who would try to use their physical appearance for monetary gains?

     
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  38. ButchCassidy

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    How does one look in public if you’re willing to ask if they have an OF?
     
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  40. zeberdee

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    there's also the distinct possibility that it never happened.
     
  41. TC

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  42. joe-

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    is that an ed hardy jumpsuit
     
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  43. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  44. BumpingNasties

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    Seems like dud has been around forever trying to be a QB
     
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  45. Fudd

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    Give Tathan another year of eligibility because of COVID. I need a 26 year old Tathan on punt coverage for UNLV.
     
  46. Pelican

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  47. Gunners

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    Thanks Justin
     
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  49. JGator1

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    NEVER FORGET

     
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  50. ButchCassidy

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    Show us the Rutgers highlights!


    and an update on his sister.