Rylee Martell's brother and TAFI Martell's son, Tathan will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. VaxRule

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    The St. Brown family does names better than anyone.
     
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  2. skiedfrillet

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    Wick Stanwick

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  3. The Banks

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    Sounds like he's not at the top of anyone's list
     
  4. laxjoe

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    Ooo that's a good point
     
  5. OHW

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    I would call Shack Stanwick Shaq Sandwich so much.
     
  6. HatterasJack

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    City names are generally terrible. Brooklyn, Bronx, Austin, Dallas, etc.
     
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  7. OHW

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    I'm naming my kids Lawrence Township and Salt Lake City.
     
  8. HatterasJack

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    Walker and Texas Ranger.
     
  9. Fidelio

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  10. Can I Spliff it

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    who posted that?
     
  11. Fidelio

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    Sorry, driving. Starkel posted it but it was DMd to someone other than him. Been removed I believe
     
    #211 Fidelio, May 6, 2016
    Last edited: May 6, 2016
  12. Handcuffed

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    have we offered him yet?
     
  13. Fidelio

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    No wont happen
     
  14. al1

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    Kid seems like a douche. He and A&M were a great match for each other in that respect.
     
  15. Can I Spliff it

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    Moorehead hasn't tweeted in 5 days lmao
     
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  16. FadeMe

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    Here's Starkel's deleted tweet.

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  17. Kirk Fogg

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    Plus they're usually the first dudes killed in war movies.
     
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  18. Teflon Queen

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    Isn't your cousin named Daytyn or something? Wouldn't want to cast stones
     
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  19. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Nephew is Dayton

    I didn't have any say in naming him, idiot
     
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  20. VaxRule

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    I hope you unfriended the parents.
     
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  21. mb711

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    Dayton
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  22. bertwing

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    Their mom is weird, that's for sure
     
  23. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Thread has become an unsafe space for people named Krew. A staff member should look into this
     
  24. lechnerd

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    His Twitter privileges were taken away FYI.
     
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  25. Can I Spliff it

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    Grown-ass man shit right there
     
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  26. wes tegg

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    And he's ass my dude.
     
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  27. Can I Spliff it

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    he took down the apology and all the tweets he made

    but left this up

    Aaron Moorehead ‏@Amo8685 May 4
    I love Texas A&M football. I guard it and respect it with my life. I don't take that lightly day to day
     
  28. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  29. Goose

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    I was born in Dayton
     
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  31. Corky Bucek

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    Tate Martell will not be jizzing in jars, he will instead be CUMing
     
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  32. steamengine

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    Isn't he like 4'10"?
     
  33. Corky Bucek

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    5'2" in heels
     
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  34. High Cotton

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    He comes up to Cardale's belly button.
     
  35. Fidelio

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    Must've lost his 5th star on 247
     
  36. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Perfect fit
     
  37. Fidelio

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    The kid finally got it right.
     
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    buckeye wife: "i don't like him. he looks like a twat."
     
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  39. Corch

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    Her grace must not know of the Proto-fam
     
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  40. Taques

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  41. CraigAnne Conway

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    COOL huh
     
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  42. Pelican

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  43. Soup

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    Helps them land 5 start Lindsey too.
     
  44. VaxRule

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    Tate Martell is best friends with Darnay Holmes.
     
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  46. NWestGator

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    Very girly handwriting and those squiggly lines are :gays:
     
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  47. Andy Reocho

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    What a gay way to write an f
     
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  48. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    dead giveaway of this kid being a bust
     
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  49. Fidelio

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    did he put in a transfer request yet