Rylee Martell's brother and TAFI Martell's son, Tathan will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    No. He has not yet signed a letter of intent.
     
    #251 Pelican, Jun 23, 2016
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  2. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    #252 Pelican, Jul 11, 2016
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  3. ned's head

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    #253 ned's head, Jul 11, 2016
  4. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Well, shit.
     
    #254 Corch, Jul 12, 2016
  5. Fidelio

    Fidelio Well-Known Member
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    I see some pretty mean tweets
     
    #255 Fidelio, Jul 12, 2016
  6. OHW

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    Is this the kid that committed to Washington way back in the Sark days?
     
    #256 OHW, Jul 12, 2016
  7. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Yes. Committed to both Sark and Dark Sark
     
    #257 dump, Jul 12, 2016
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  8. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Mini Farva

     
    #258 fucktx, Nov 8, 2016
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  9. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    lol EVERYONE SHOULD AGREE WITH ME
     
    #259 Tony Ray Bans, Nov 8, 2016
  10. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    ohio
     
    #260 Taques, Nov 8, 2016
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  11. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Make America Great Again!
     
    #261 dukebuckeye, Nov 8, 2016
  12. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Really a missed opportunity for you.
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    #262 VaxRule, Nov 8, 2016
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  13. toddzo

    toddzo 8====D~~~~
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    I'm in Cincinnati right now and there are trumptards everywhere :/
     
    #263 toddzo, Nov 8, 2016
  14. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    :usasmug:
     
    #264 dukebuckeye, Nov 8, 2016
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  15. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    That's the hazard of being so close to Kentucky.
     
    #265 VaxRule, Nov 8, 2016
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  16. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Where
     
    #266 Goose, Nov 8, 2016
  17. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    Skyline
     
    #267 Corky Bucek, Nov 8, 2016
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  18. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    lol

     
    #268 Pelican, Jul 25, 2017
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  19. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    shrink your shorts?
     
    #269 dump, Jul 25, 2017
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  20. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Turn you gay?
     
    #270 wes tegg, Jul 25, 2017
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  21. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    GIVE YOU BRACELETS
     
    #271 Pelican, Jul 25, 2017
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  22. ned's head

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    Justin fields ain't rolling those shorts so high in a SFW thread, I'll tell you that :gfa:
     
    #272 ned's head, Jul 25, 2017
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  23. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    I think he's talking about the tattoos
     
    #273 Arkadin, Jul 25, 2017
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  24. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    On that Will Grier workout plan
     
    #274 Futureman, Jul 25, 2017
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  25. Jack Parkman

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    Would be a shame if that OSU fan/sex offender got a hold of this
     
    #275 Jack Parkman, Jul 25, 2017
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  26. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    He's got some more tattoos.

    Hmm... CUM didn't learn the Tressel Lesson, eh?
     
    #276 spagett, Jul 25, 2017
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  27. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Libraries are on the hot seat
     
    #277 spagett, Jul 25, 2017
  28. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Too soon
     
    #278 Daniel Ocean, Jul 25, 2017
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  29. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    That is a 2 :star::star: bulge
     
    #279 bertwing, Jul 25, 2017
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  30. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    Congrats on the high school swimmer
     
    #280 Moxin24, Jul 25, 2017
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  31. Houndster

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    So he subbed jizzing into a jar for jizzing onto dudes
     
    #281 Houndster, Jul 25, 2017
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  32. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Lots of peanut butter and jelly itt
     
    #282 Corch, Jul 25, 2017
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  33. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Reminder: You get 1 free rape if you're a Stanford swimmer
     
    #283 spagett, Jul 25, 2017
  34. val venis

    val venis hello tyrannosaurus, meet tyrannicide
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    Tate is going to be so obnoxious to other fan bases when he starts in two years.
     
    #284 val venis, Jul 25, 2017
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  35. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    He's our football version of Aaron Craft.
     
    #285 dukebuckeye, Jul 25, 2017
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  36. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    and then gets knocked out in the first half
     
    #286 dump, Jul 25, 2017
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  37. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Aaron Craft was only obnoxious because he existed. He couldn't help it.
     
    #287 spagett, Jul 25, 2017
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  38. DuffandMuff

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    Does Meyer sell his cac recruits on unlimited tanning bed usage?
     
    #288 DuffandMuff, Jul 26, 2017
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  39. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    He offers up Nikki and Gigi as sacrifice
     
    #289 Goose, Jul 26, 2017
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  40. Jake Scott

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    After watching that QB documentary thing with him, Fromm and some other kid no one has ever heard of, it's pretty hard to like Martell.

    Sorry to all the Dawgeyes out there but he's a bitch. Seems like the type to transfer to TAMU or Oregon.
     
    #290 Jake Scott, Jul 26, 2017
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  41. Trofie

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    He transfers within the year imo
     
    #291 Trofie, Jul 26, 2017
  42. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    wow fuck you
     
    #292 dump, Jul 26, 2017
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  43. Jake Scott

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    :yousoricky:
     
    #293 Jake Scott, Jul 26, 2017
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  44. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    [​IMG]
     
    #294 roggins, Jul 26, 2017
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  45. ned's head

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    THEHEBREW1

    I also think his hair is his best trait
     
    #295 ned's head, Jul 26, 2017
  46. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Yeah, I think we have two QBs (Burrows & Haskins) already better than him that are currently a Sophomore & RS Freshman, plus a better QB coming in 2018 in Emory Jones. I can't imgaine Tate will stick around to be a career backup. Seems to have an ego the size of his sisters ass.
     
    #296 dukebuckeye, Jul 26, 2017
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  47. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    His sisters ass? Isn't she like 14?
     
    #297 Jake Scott, Jul 26, 2017
  48. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    I don't know her age. I'm not a numbers guy.
     
    #298 dukebuckeye, Jul 26, 2017
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  49. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    Alright then!
     
    #299 Jake Scott, Jul 26, 2017
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  50. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    god damn thats big



    that girl is thicc
     
    #300 dump, Jul 26, 2017
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