Saban no longer has coronavirus edit: he has it again...maybe

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  1. Jack Parkman

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  2. TylerDurden

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    Kirby The Closer
     
  3. Realtree Buck

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    Saban scared of the Dawgs
     
  4. TrustyPatches

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    If the lord takes Saban and leaves that fat orange bastard here then I’m fucking done bro I’m burning shit
     
  5. clemsonvianj

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    can Saban make Kirby shit his pants when he is not even on the sidelines? guess we will find out Saturday.
     
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    Revenge for Toomer’s Corner, imho. Someone will call into Finebaum soon.
     
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  9. Boo MFer!

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    Rat poison.

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  10. Jack Parkman

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  11. IV

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    Alabama going blue now
     
  12. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    You really should go back to rivals, bud.
     
  13. Truman

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    COVID wanted Bama
     
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  15. tigerbishop11

    tigerbishop11 Bombed out and depleted
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  16. i am a bammer

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  17. Truman

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    Pawwwwwwwl. COVID ain’t played nobody!
     
  18. Jack Parkman

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    I’m sure there will be plenty of entertaining calls into finebaum today about saban getting this damn Chinese hoax
     
  19. One Two

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  20. Jimmy the Saint

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    Sark in charge. Lock up the liquor, y'all.
     
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  21. dblplay1212

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    Did you see that somewhere? Could be Butch Jones to not put more on Sark.
     
  22. Fusiontegra

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    Finally, something Mullen does better than Saban.
     
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  23. Chipper>Jeter

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    Fuck Bama but hope Saban is ok for real.
     
  24. Jack Parkman

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  25. Jimmy the Saint

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  26. Houndster

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    How much is this going to move the line?
     
  27. Jack Parkman

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  28. dblplay1212

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    Opened at 7.5, at 3.5 now.
     
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    Sark getting the HCing job just like that. Lane vs Sark for the next couple of years
     
  30. skiedfrillet

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    time to bet my incredibly pathetic bank account on bama this weekend
     
  31. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Fuck Covid
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    Texas AM is the dirty toilet seat of the SEC
     
  32. ned's head

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    Uga will be a great interview for charlie strong
     
  33. JohnLocke

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    Kiffin and Ole Miss sent a Typhoid Mary ball boy to our sideline clearly
     
  34. jokewood

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    33% of active head coaches with national titles have COVID.

    Thank God that's not something my team needs to be concerned about.
     
  35. ned's head

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    The rest of the world just hasn't caught on to the new semen therapeutic
     
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  36. Fusiontegra

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  37. Tiffin

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    This was honestly my biggest fear about playing during this shift. I hope he just ends up with a mild case. Spend all the booster money keeping Saban alive Darth Vader-style if we need to.
     
  38. Drew Swinney Esq

    Drew Swinney Esq You've gotta be on the team to get a ring.
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  39. Tiffin

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    They shitting on the grass over there now?
     
  40. Jimmy the Saint

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  41. The Hebrew Husker

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    It got down to 4.5 - 5 already by Monday morning. My site took it down already sadly.
     
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  42. Fusiontegra

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    Trump's medical team is already boarding AF1 for Tuscaloosa.
     
  43. southlick

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  44. jhooked

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    Obviously just a cover to give him time for his interview in Austin

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  46. Butthead

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    Sark's experience managing a big time program at Washington will come in handy here
     
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  47. Weedlord420

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    I will say that mask discipline for basically every single coach in the country other than Saban has been complete shit so far.
     
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