Saban no longer has coronavirus edit: he has it again...maybe

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  1. Jack Parkman

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    #1 Jack Parkman, Oct 14, 2020
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  2. TylerDurden

    TylerDurden Oxygen makes you high

    Kirby The Closer
     
    #2 TylerDurden, Oct 14, 2020
  3. Realtree Buck

    Realtree Buck Progressing towards a 21st century offense
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    Saban scared of the Dawgs
     
    #3 Realtree Buck, Oct 14, 2020
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  4. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Esteemed Internet friend
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    If the lord takes Saban and leaves that fat orange bastard here then I’m fucking done bro I’m burning shit
     
    #4 TrustyPatches, Oct 14, 2020
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  5. clemsonvianj

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    can Saban make Kirby shit his pants when he is not even on the sidelines? guess we will find out Saturday.
     
    #5 clemsonvianj, Oct 14, 2020
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  6. dblplay1212

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  7. Walt Disney

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    Excited for the WSP era
     
    #7 Walt Disney, Oct 14, 2020
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  8. HoosDaMan

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    Revenge for Toomer’s Corner, imho. Someone will call into Finebaum soon.
     
    #8 HoosDaMan, Oct 14, 2020
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  9. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Rat poison.

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    #9 Boo MFer!, Oct 14, 2020
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  10. Jack Parkman

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    #10 Jack Parkman, Oct 14, 2020
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  11. IV

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    Alabama going blue now
     
    #11 IV, Oct 14, 2020
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  12. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    You really should go back to rivals, bud.
     
    #12 Corch, Oct 14, 2020
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  13. Truman

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    COVID wanted Bama
     
    #13 Truman, Oct 14, 2020
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  14. southlick

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    #14 southlick, Oct 14, 2020
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  15. tigerbishop11

    tigerbishop11 Bombed out and depleted
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    #15 tigerbishop11, Oct 14, 2020
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  16. One Two

    One Two Send it!
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    #16 One Two, Oct 14, 2020
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  17. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Not like this
     
    #17 i am a bammer, Oct 14, 2020
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  18. Truman

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    Pawwwwwwwl. COVID ain’t played nobody!
     
    #18 Truman, Oct 14, 2020
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  19. The Walrus

    The Walrus Sad!
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    #19 The Walrus, Oct 14, 2020
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  20. Jack Parkman

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    I’m sure there will be plenty of entertaining calls into finebaum today about saban getting this damn Chinese hoax
     
    #20 Jack Parkman, Oct 14, 2020
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  21. One Two

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    #21 One Two, Oct 14, 2020
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  22. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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    Sark in charge. Lock up the liquor, y'all.
     
    #22 Jimmy the Saint, Oct 14, 2020
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  23. dblplay1212

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    Did you see that somewhere? Could be Butch Jones to not put more on Sark.
     
    #23 dblplay1212, Oct 14, 2020
  24. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Finally, something Mullen does better than Saban.
     
    #24 Fusiontegra, Oct 14, 2020
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  25. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Defund the NCAA
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    Fuck Bama but hope Saban is ok for real.
     
    #25 Chipper>Jeter, Oct 14, 2020
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  26. Jack Parkman

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    #26 Jack Parkman, Oct 14, 2020
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  27. Jimmy the Saint

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    #27 Jimmy the Saint, Oct 14, 2020
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  28. Houndster

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    How much is this going to move the line?
     
    #28 Houndster, Oct 14, 2020
  29. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    #29 harvey birdman, Oct 14, 2020
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  30. Jack Parkman

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  31. dblplay1212

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    Opened at 7.5, at 3.5 now.
     
    #31 dblplay1212, Oct 14, 2020
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  32. -Prime-

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    Sark getting the HCing job just like that. Lane vs Sark for the next couple of years
     
    #32 -Prime-, Oct 14, 2020
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  33. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    time to bet my incredibly pathetic bank account on bama this weekend
     
    #33 skiedfrillet, Oct 14, 2020
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  34. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Defund the NCAA
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    Texas AM is the dirty toilet seat of the SEC
     
    #34 Chipper>Jeter, Oct 14, 2020
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  35. ned's head

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    Uga will be a great interview for charlie strong
     
    #35 ned's head, Oct 14, 2020
  36. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Fire Pete Golding
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    Kiffin and Ole Miss sent a Typhoid Mary ball boy to our sideline clearly
     
    #36 JohnLocke, Oct 14, 2020
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  37. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    Thank God that's not something my team needs to be concerned about.
     
    #37 jokewood, Oct 14, 2020
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  38. ned's head

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    The rest of the world just hasn't caught on to the new semen therapeutic
     
    #38 ned's head, Oct 14, 2020
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  39. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    #39 Fusiontegra, Oct 14, 2020
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  40. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    This was honestly my biggest fear about playing during this shift. I hope he just ends up with a mild case. Spend all the booster money keeping Saban alive Darth Vader-style if we need to.
     
    #40 Tiffin, Oct 14, 2020
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  41. Drew Swinney Esq

    Drew Swinney Esq You've gotta be on the team to get a ring.
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    #41 Drew Swinney Esq, Oct 14, 2020
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  42. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    They shitting on the grass over there now?
     
    #42 Tiffin, Oct 14, 2020
  43. Jimmy the Saint

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    Disregard
     
    #43 Jimmy the Saint, Oct 14, 2020
  44. The Hebrew Husker

    The Hebrew Husker Got it!
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    It got down to 4.5 - 5 already by Monday morning. My site took it down already sadly.
     
    #44 The Hebrew Husker, Oct 14, 2020
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  45. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Trump's medical team is already boarding AF1 for Tuscaloosa.
     
    #45 Fusiontegra, Oct 14, 2020
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  46. southlick

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  47. jhooked

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    Obviously just a cover to give him time for his interview in Austin

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  49. Butthead

    Butthead uh hu hu hu
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    Sark's experience managing a big time program at Washington will come in handy here
     
    #49 Butthead, Oct 14, 2020
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  50. Weedlord420

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    I will say that mask discipline for basically every single coach in the country other than Saban has been complete shit so far.
     
    #50 Weedlord420, Oct 14, 2020
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