Saban no longer has coronavirus edit: he has it again...maybe

The state of Mississippi has nothing to give us in life

 

Gotcha. As I told someone the other day, I don’t have enough time to be a father/husband, lawyer, and doctor. So I’ll be the first two and then just do whatever Fauci and the CDC tell me to do.

 

Be more careful with the blind faith in the CDC. It is a subject of the Executive Branch.

 

Yeah, I was using that one more as an example. Though until this bunch of clowns, I don’t think there was ever really any need for concern.

 

The only thing I can think of that even approached problematic was Reagan’s administration giving zero fucks in the early stages of the AIDS when people thought it was limited to homosexuals.

 

☹️ I miss Bob Einstein

 

I wish him nothing but good health, but a healthy, seemingly good man who is doing all the right things in regard to the social issues of 2020 falling to the disease, while a fat, bloated racist living through a disease of his own creation is so 2020 I don't want to think about it.

 

Look, if y'all need a substitute HC this weekend, we've only got Georgia Tech. For the low price of three committed recruits to be determined we'll loan you guys Dabo. Really it's a good deal all things considered.

 

If Saban wore had worn his face shield upside down like this he wouldn't have caught it.

 

Saban is the best thing about college football. If we lose him may the rest be gone with it.

 

Beating them with two backup QBs wasn’t enough, so we decided to up the ante to coaches this year.

 

I hope he beats it

With the healing power of hate

 

What are the chances this game gets canceled?

 

What about if they use two soup cans and a cloth wire connecting them

 

Canceled or postponed?

 

0% unless a substantial number of players test positive as well. Precedent was already set with FSU playing after Norvell tested positive.

 

postponed

 

I definitely want Saban to be healthy have no effects from this but love the thought of Bama having to play a game without him. I'm guessing the REC gets this game postponed (without having to shut the facility down and miss practice time like Florida).

 

Much like Texas, DO NOT miss this golden opportunity to promote from within and install a guy with proven head coaching experience to keep the ship running smoothly until Saban can return. Someone with a track record of maintaining excellence and only building upon what the lost master has built.

Spoiler

That's Kyle Flood btw

 

We aren't going to postpone just for Saban. If we have a team outbreak, sure.

 

I would like to see Saban come out in a disguise ala Bobby Valentine

 

Bama better get George Lucas on the phone to get Saban a hologram for Saturday

 

they’ll still make the cfp if they lose

 

REC do your thing

 

It's a baby football jesus miracle pawwwwwwl!

 

Plz update thread title

 

This is just some weird, bizarro Willis Reed attempt to compensate for the fact that Nick is losing it. Alabama STINKS!!!

 

Bama don't be selfish. Share that miracle cure with the rest of us.

 

False positive

 

You already know.

Deer antler spray.

 

They should have waited until game time and then have him come out to the undertaker music

 

SEC protocols. Have to have 3 consecutive negative tests, each 24 hours apart for them to consider it a false positive.

 

Someone check on this man's grandma