Saban no longer has coronavirus

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Oct 14, 2020.

  1. gilstein21

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    The mask that most SEC coaches, including saban, are wearing are like a window screen. You can see right through it.
     
  2. Owsley

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    Yeah, that’s what really sucks (and is hopefully a huge eye opener for everyone.) He’s serious about the mask and you never saw it off of him and he still got it. Shit’s scary as hell.
     
  3. Weedlord420

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    Did anyone else find pruitt covering his forehead and not mouth with his “mask” completely on brand. Also tragic.
     
  4. southlick

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  5. Owsley

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    Feel like his mask was legit. southlick you got a pic?
     
  6. MA

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  7. Jack Parkman

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  8. dblplay1212

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    It is very see through. Wife and I noticed it. I assume they've cleared it and it's good. I'd like to try one myself.

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  9. gilstein21

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    This style. In the right lighting you can see through it.
     
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  10. Weedlord420

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    like honestly. Only a man who didn’t know what asparagus was could mask like this.
     
  11. Boo MFer!

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  12. hood b. goode

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  13. Fidelio

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    I was laughing my ass off when I saw the rebel bandit

    Gruden had the same thing on
     
  14. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    this topic really has it all
     
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  15. Jack Parkman

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  16. Jake Scott

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    Just another way for us to lose in embarrassing fashion.
     
  17. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox This guy is a fucking disgrace
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    Hmmm, a Bama coaching search during a pandemic has intriguing possibilities
     
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  18. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox This guy is a fucking disgrace
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    But seriously, if Saban tested positive, why is the team practicing? That seems less than ideal.
     
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  19. bryix

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    can't wait to shit the fucking bed against Steve Sarkisian and remain the biggest name team that everyone can dump on
     
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  20. Jack Parkman

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  21. TrustyPatches

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    Did not cum
     
  22. Butthead

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    was the teeth thing really necessary
     
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  23. southlick

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  24. THF

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    Interesting they are testing every day. The SEC requires three tests a week and they are doing it daily. Impressive.
     
  25. Doc Louis

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    That's more than the President was testing.
     
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  26. gus_chiggins

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    I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again— Saban>Trump
     
  27. Doc Louis

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    It looks like the very fake looking one in the "this doesn't work, don't order this" ads on websites.

    So he should probably be mad at whoever said "hey this screen door looking one looks safe and these crappy drawings look like they can block airborne particles, let's order it"
     
  28. jokewood

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    When life gives you reusable mesh coffee filters, make pandemic masks.
     
  29. JonathanCoachman

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    Hopefully this will hurt Tommy Tuberville’s campaign.
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

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    Saban seems to be a good guy with Covid and the social justice stuff. If he was some chud I’d understand the jokes but that doesn’t seem the case. Hope he beats this. Statistics say he should be okay.
     
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  31. Jack Parkman

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    First trump

    then saban

    if jeter gets Covid...pray for dblplay1212
     
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  32. Houndster

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    Make the dummies wear the Andy Reid face shield.
     
  33. dblplay1212

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    Trump? What?
     
  34. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox This guy is a fucking disgrace
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  35. gus_chiggins

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  36. Gritty Badger

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    OldTakesExposed has a lifetime supply of content thanks to Clay Travis’ Twitter account since March.
     
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  37. Z

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    Feel like we should have a rule that Clay Travis content should only be posted in Clay Travis thread. It should be a conscious decision to read that stupidity.
     
  38. i am a bammer

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    This actually does suck
     
  39. Deuce

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    It won’t
     
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  40. War Grundle

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    Saban is in great shape. No reason he won’t come out of this fine.
     
  41. fish

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    Statistically he should, but the virus is a wildcard.
     
  42. War Grundle

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    True but most likely he’s fine especially with no symptoms. Doesn’t seem like he has any pre-existing conditions.
     
  43. JonathanCoachman

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    He suffers from a pretty severe case of Dry Personality.
     
  44. afb

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    well he tested positive so maybe not the best endorsement of that mask
     
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  45. BumpingNasties

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    His height is going to save him here. Damn virus thinks it infected a little kid.

    Really wanted to see him go up against Kirby this weekend. Hope he’s back soon.
     
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  46. Truman

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    Guys, I dont think he caught it while coaching a football game.
     
  47. Z

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    I thought masks don’t keep you from getting it? They help limit you spreading it.
     
  48. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    if there are particles in the air, they are on the mask instead of in your mouth/nose
     
  49. JonathanCoachman

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    It’s actually a bit of Column A and a bit of Column. B.

    Muschamp always seems to have his mask not covering his nose. If worn like that, it’s just limiting someone who is infected from spreading it.
     
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