Saban wanted to coach at Texas but the Longhorns said no

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  1. lechnerd

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    Their delusion knows no bounds...

     
  2. Emma

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    Or how Sexton got Saban a raise
     
  3. Wu

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    At least they’re embracing the commonplace occurrence of horns turning down yet again
     
  4. killerwvu

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    :roll:

    Instead they got Hermon
     
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  5. Phil Connors

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    I thought this was common knowledge. Finebaum talked about this a ton.
     
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  6. rodmansrage

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    That guy is not coming here to win a national championship with my players

     
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  7. killerwvu

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  8. slhorn

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    I will literally murder devine if this happens.
     
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  9. steamengine

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    You have to wonder what sort of failed real estate deals would drive him to that point.
     
  10. Sex Fuckhead

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    I mean it’s pretty clear Texas is a more desirable job than Alabama.
     
  11. BWC

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  12. AlternativeFactsRule

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    I see what you were going for here, but it didn’t land. Maybe a little more time reworking it and you’ll have something.
     
  13. Wu

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    It was an alternative joke
     
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  14. Dr. Richard Cranium

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  15. Killy Me Please

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    No. No he wasn't
     
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  16. bertwing

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    I will give him mouth to mouth and a shot of penisillin to save him
     
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  17. bigred77

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    People would actually have to listen to Finebaum for that to happen
     
  18. Corch

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    I have no doubt that greater than 2/3rds of our posters that live in the south listen to Pawwl on a near daily basis
     
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  19. lechnerd

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    Mike Elko
     
  20. 40wwttamgib

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    Texas AM is the very definition of "little brother" :laugh:
     
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  21. Eric The Viking

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    HELL NO!

    I refuse to live in a world, where I regard Paul Finebaum as a major celebrity. He’s a bottom feeder, who simply pits Alabama and Auburn fans against eachother, and airs it for #s.
     
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  22. Saul Shabazz

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    At this point I have to imagine Nick is ready for a new challenge

    Like in a year or two take a huge pay cut to try and revive a completely flatlined program in the southeast region that's less than a decade removed from being on top...or something
     
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  23. ono

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    he's going to reverse the LSU situation and take over for Les Miles
     
  24. hawk217

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    He will probably revisit this proposal after losing another title to Clemson this year
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  25. Saul Shabazz

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    .......but......he was..before....
     
  26. Connor Norman

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    I doubt he’d leave Bama for Auburn
     
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  27. Saul Shabazz

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    "huge paycut"

    Nobody underpays like Nole St
     
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  28. Stagger Lee

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  29. a.tramp

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    That slut that I married..
     
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  30. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    If I were Nick Saban I would coach the Virginia Cavaliers
     
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  31. lechnerd

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    Imagine losing your DC to “little brother” :loldog:
     
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  32. Line 4 guy

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    Here he is...the Coooobra. Heeeeeres Coooobra
     
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  33. 40wwttamgib

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    Imagine being 9-4 and playing in a bowl game no one watched ...

    Oh wait. :laugh:
     
  34. lechnerd

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    Imagine playing in a bowl and losing 30-3

    :roll:
     
  35. Corch

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    Notre Dame beat A&M 28-3 when they met in a bowl
     
  36. a.tramp

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  37. 40wwttamgib

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    Lech is fat.
     
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  38. JDR4Bama

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    Buncha gays in here.
     
  39. lechnerd

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    What year was this!?????!?
     
  40. Goose

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    1969
     
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  41. Wu

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    Nice
     
  42. 40wwttamgib

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    Three decades more recent than AM's last national title! 1939!!!!

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  43. Corch

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    I'll give you a hint, it was nearly 60 years after A&M's last national title
     
  44. Mix

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    If Saban wants to really prove himself he would go to UTEP or something like a real NCAA video game coach would.
     
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  45. lechnerd

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    You seem to be picking out one random game from decades ago so forgive me, but I couldn’t find it.

    All that came up in my search was this bowl beat down of Notre Dame:

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988_Cotton_Bowl_Classic
     
  46. 40wwttamgib

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    The most surprising thing is that you fuckers didn't claim another title :laugh:
     
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  47. lechnerd

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    Oh cool so we have scoreboard.

    Not sure if you heard but we got a new national championship winning coach.
     
  48. 40wwttamgib

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    All I see is that ND walked into Dallas and kicked the teeth in of what was undoubtedly your best team since ... checks notes ... 1939.

    :laugh:
     
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