Sara Jean Underwood Thread: Now featuring even more alien robit janebot

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  1. IanBoyd

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  2. Barves2125

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    Let me ask you married guys this...

    Would you let dump sexually degrade your wife (and I mean some nasty, nasty stuff) once a month for the rest of your life to be able to have sex with Miss Underwood once every three years?
     
  3. colonel_forbin

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    Dump fucks my wife all the time anyway. So sure, why not
     
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  4. IanBoyd

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  5. Sir Phobos

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  6. Sir Phobos

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  7. buckwild

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    Unbelievable.
     
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  8. dump

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    No wonder she is getting so fat

    Look at how much beer she is drinking plus all that pizza and candy!!
     
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  9. IanBoyd

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  11. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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  12. IanBoyd

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    scroll up about 5 posts
     
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  13. Brewtus

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  14. IanBoyd

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    also, happy Star Wars day:

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  15. NP13

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
  16. Bulworth

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    I'd let dump shit on my chest once a year if I could have sex with Miss Underwood three times a year
     
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  17. Big Meech

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    Hey, I've been to Positano. We should have sex.
     
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  18. IanBoyd

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  19. Thoros of Beer

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    i like the weight she is at
     
  20. Barves2125

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    I'd like to see her vagina at this weight.
     
  21. IanBoyd

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  22. og

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    clean it up you fat pig
     
  23. Chipper>Jeter

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    By once does that mean busting a nut after two pumps the first time I put it in or do I get 24 hours?
     
  24. dump

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    I feel like her boobs have gotten bigger

    not like I'm complaining...
     
  25. Bulworth

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    I'm sorry, we're expecting.
     
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  26. IanBoyd

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  27. jhooked

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  28. NineteenNine

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    my immediate reaction was hell no...then I saw this pic...
     
  29. IanBoyd

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    well i wasn't gonna masturbate today
     
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  31. Moxin24

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  32. jhooked

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  33. IanBoyd

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    well that's just a beautiful picture
     
  35. Moxin24

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    Well, yeah
     
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  36. Sir Phobos

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    would, but that's not SJU.

    have a SJU tho

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  37. kslim

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    Yep new tits.
     
  38. Sir Phobos

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    old pic of her, she says she was wearing a shirt way too small for her. that's just a lot of up-and-in from that shirt. women are sorcerers like that.
     
  39. kslim

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    Oh are they?
     
  40. blind dog

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    yeah guess i should have posted a disclaimer. sju posted it, didn't know where else to put it but enjoyed looking at the fat titties
     
  41. Tony Perkis

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    my god
     
  42. IanBoyd

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  43. IanBoyd

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  44. laxjoe

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    I'm not afraid to say it. I love her
     
  45. Randy Bobandy

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    That's a pretty big move Georgie boy. Are you confident in the "I love you" return?
     
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  46. laxjoe

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    Unless she's deaf in the left ear, I'm feeling good
     
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