Sara Jean Underwood Thread: Now featuring even more alien robit janebot

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  1. IAHusk

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    Just rewatch this video (not like you should need an excuse to do so). It's pretty obvious that she's had some work done on her face.
     
  2. dump

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    Who the fuck cares
     
  3. Sir Phobos

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  4. laxjoe

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    Haha Holy shit
     
  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ass like a horse
     
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  6. Big Meech

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    Like a buffet
     
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  7. Moxin24

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    I want to eat it all
     
  8. Phil Brickma

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    I can't open this thread anymore. It's not fair.
     
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  9. jhooked

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    The guy that was riding on that jet ski clearly had a heart attack and died.
     
  10. TLAU

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    have watched the video several times and still had to ask. apparently it is not that obvious
     
  11. Futureman

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    She most certainly had her lips done. They look stupid especially when hers were already pretty great. Probably botox too, she is permanently in a state of surprise. She's 31 and already insecure about her face, you boys all have a chance at her with those insecurities starting so early.
     
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  12. Sir Phobos

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  13. Barves2125

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    The thread where reposts mean nothing and Likes are still given every. damn. time.
     
  14. Sir Phobos

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    That's not a repost, it was fresh off her Instagram yesterday. She takes a series of pics and spreads out the release on her Instagram, it seems. There's a similar shot in the same bikini/locale from a few weeks ago.

    :twocents:
     
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  15. dump

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    almost all of the pics ITT are on her instagram
     
  16. BrickTamland

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    If I had to guess, he's referring to the five year old picture above your post :twocents:
     
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  17. dump

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  18. Sir Phobos

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    fair play.
     
  19. IanBoyd

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  20. MoJo

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    I want some damn CAKE!
     
  21. Nole96SC

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    How they only gon give me 4 days to get my shit together and get to Scottsdale.
     
  22. 47 straight

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    Hey! Cake! That's where Melissa King works (Miss Teen Rhode Island who did GirlsDoPorn)
     
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  23. Bruce Wayne

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    So she doesn't go to Arkansas anymore is what you're saying
     
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  24. 47 straight

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    Arizona State now.

    I follow her on Snapchat. She's okay to follow. In a bikini most of the time but she snaps "Trap King" by Fetty Wap no less than once a shift that she works.

    Cake appears to be a place that I would HATE
     
  25. brobson

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  26. bignate50

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    I'll give her some protein she can swallow.
     
  27. ned's head

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    I'll drink her pea
     
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  28. IanBoyd

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    i'll eat her pods?
     
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  29. Bruce Wayne

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    A few pics on her Instagram make it seem like she works at Hooters too
     
  30. RockHardJawn39

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  31. kinghill

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  32. CoastalOrange

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    What's her snapchat name?
     
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  33. 47 straight

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    emm_king
     
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  34. Kirk Fogg

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  35. kinghill

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    agreed but I would probably have to get my penis at least halfway inside her to cum
     
  36. TLAU

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    awe zapped by instagram. i wanna see!
     
  37. Big Meech

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  38. kinghill

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    Wasn't anything that special. Only jerked off to it once.

    Here's today's instagram, much better:
    https://instagram.com/p/4W2P1QGeex/

    and just in case it gets taken down

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  40. 47 straight

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  41. kslim

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    Gout gout gout
     
  42. SugarShaun

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  43. clemsontyger04

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