Saved by the Bell Cast Today

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    She was so so so bad in that movie.
     
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  2. TLAU

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    like aweful? i mean the whole movie was pretty terrible. but in a 90s pauly shore prime type of terrible, see: in the army now / encino man
     
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  3. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Love Ecino Man, Jury Duty, In The Army Now and Son In Law
     
  4. TLAU

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    I'd like to wheeze her juice if you nahmsayin.

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  5. BTH

    BTH The most precious possession...is your own people.
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    I keep watching hoping the gif will continue to go further...it doesn't. :tebow:
     
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  6. BTH

    BTH The most precious possession...is your own people.
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    I woukd break my neck if given the chance to motorboat those titties circa early 90's.
     
  7. Whiskers McSchitty

    Whiskers McSchitty Who ate the cat?
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    But what about BioDome buuuuuddyyyyy?
     
  8. Whiskers McSchitty

    Whiskers McSchitty Who ate the cat?
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    We talking death, waist down or full quad?
     
  9. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    I was working standby when they shot that scene. Perfect age for her, all growed up but didn't quite have that face-like-a-pie-plate yet. Unfortunately, she smoked at the time, which was a dealbreaker for me.
     
  10. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Yeah, I'm sure you would have just turned her away.
     
  11. DUCKMOUTH

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    Worst post in the history of the main board.
     
  12. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Make no mistake, she was hot as balls. But when I nearly ran into her behind set when she was taking a secret smoke break, the Saratoga/Virginia Slims long skinny cig dangling from her mouth was a real turnoff. Not a fan of chick smokers. Had a one-nighter with one back in college, and kissing her was like licking an ashtray. Blech.
     
  13. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Good thing my dick dick doesnt have any taste buds
     
  14. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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  15. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    But her puss tasting like a care bear's asshole would have made up for it.
     
  16. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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  17. Bo Pelinis

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  18. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    I hate cigarettes as much as the next guy.

    But you have missed out on some outstanding sex in your day is all I'm sayin...[​IMG]
     
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  19. Fister Roboto

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    If she smokes..She pokes

    Hate smokers, but it didnt stop me.
    The secret is to drink and not taste the cigs.
     
  20. mb711

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    she probably could smoke a good dick :quagmire:
     
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  21. War Grundle

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    It was also the 90s. Not as taboo as it is now.
     
  22. DUCKMOUTH

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    Cliff notes: you prefer penis to the face.
     
  23. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Naw, probably just sour grapes. It's not like she was going to fuck me anyway.

    Is this a bad time to mention that I worked on Never Been Kissed with Jessica Alba, and didn't think she was anything special?
     
  24. Seavie

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  25. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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  26. AptosDuck

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    I mean, she was cute, but she didn't stand out from the other pretty young things who had bit parts. I didn't see anything about her that said "Yeah, this. This right here. This will be fap material to millions."

    A few years later when she hit it big I remember thinking "Oh, I worked with her. Huh. Really?"
     
  27. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    On another note, people who make Saved By the Bell gifs are really really fucking bad at it.
     
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  28. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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  29. SenatorClayDavis

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  30. wes tegg

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    What?! It's a classic.
     
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  31. BTH

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    :laugh: Nigga, you'd lick an ashtray clean just to touch them titties.

    Edit: oh wow. It appears he's actually being serious. In that case :roll: :roll:
     
  32. DuckD

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    Only dated a smoker once. Literally made her brush her teeth before I'd kiss her. :crossedarms:
     
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  33. BTH

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    He's holding the guitar upside down.
     
  34. PhupaPhever

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    The whole would not fuck
    b/c she has pointy elbows or some stupid user making shit reasons to sound cool is retarted. I'm genuinely curious about TAT knees since it was brought up. Women her age from what I've seen don't have fucked up knees. I should emphasize she isn't normal looking for her age, but what made this happen?
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  35. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    Nah - that guitar just has a reverse headstock.

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  36. AptosDuck

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    So what's the proper pronunciation for TAT? Is it tee-ay-tee, or does it rhyme with hat? Asking for a fren
     
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  37. Shiggityshwo

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    should've invested in knee pads probably
     
  38. AptosDuck

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    Smokers' knees, obviously
     
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  39. DUCKMOUTH

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    I'm not trying to make out with her face. unless she is smoking with her bottom region then we cool. Im more interesting in having her sit on my face.
     
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  40. Redav

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    Nah, but he's clearly not playing it
     
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  41. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Known for Buns
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    Of all the things I would expect to turn a discussion retarded on hers, TAT would not have been it.
     
  42. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Sucking dicks imo
     
  43. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    I bet that vagina was perfect in the 90s.

    I mean, don't get me wrong, I bet it's still pretty damn good but I bet her pussy was the SJU pussy of the 90s.
     
  44. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss?

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  45. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    TAT was hot af in the ladies man
     
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  46. Corky Bucek

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  47. War Grundle

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  48. HotMic

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