School Shooting in Parkland Florida

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  1. -Prime-

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    Trumpsters are sad and pathetic people so it makes sense
     
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  4. Jim Brockmire

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    Admirable.

    So how far can you run in 5 seconds?

    That's how long it takes to change out a magazine if you know what you're doing.
     
  5. bro

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    Pretty fucking far honestly. I imagine a guy with a gun becomes amazingly less accurate after 5-6 seconds and I am 30-40 yards away
     
  6. Duck70

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    Jesus, where did you see that info?
     
  7. Bruce Wayne

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    Guys unfortunately there was just no way we could’ve prevented this
     
  8. LuPoor

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    Damn sounds like that wouldn't be sufficient and we will have to become even more restrictive
     
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    Wow I can't believe @WeWuzMetokur from twitter lied to us.
     
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  10. Festus McBadass

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    Going to guess less than 40 yards
     
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  11. bro

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    running for my life I bet I could get near 40 yards in 5 seconds. :idk:
     
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    Adrenaline might add an extra yard, maybe.
     
  14. Lyrtch

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    you skipped the best part of the onion article

    "says people in only country this happens"
     
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    okay...
     
  19. -Prime-

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    Rich Eisen is out of shape and old ran the 40 under 6 seconds, I'm sure a teen can run 40 yards in 5 seconds. Probably enough time to find an exit or some place away from the shooter
     
  20. Cheshire Bridge

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    There is no solution outside of a gun ban. Let's start somewhere.
     
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    If he had been identified as a threat to the school wtf would be be allowed on campus at all?
     
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    I thought Voldemort died in the last movie. Sorry for the spoilers
     
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    Jeb got shit on for this, but I appreciate that he was actually honest. This is how the Republican Party feels about this topic even if they won’t say it.

     
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  26. Festus McBadass

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    Running a straight line without a gun being shot at you is completely different than trying to run and dodge bullets.
     
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    In an argument with a friend over this line of thinking now. It’s infuriating how obtuse and oblivious people can be.
     
  28. NilesIrish

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    Now we are talking terrorism on CNN?
     
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  30. bro

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    ya man, we get it. That's not the question that was posed.
     
  31. Lyrtch

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    seems not just gateway is posting it now

     
  32. VaxRule

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    He clearly said the 5 seconds were the reloading time.
     
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    I think this thread would be better if we had more posts about the 40 yard dash times of high school students running in a serpentine pattern while under fire.
     
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    Alligators struggle with serpentine patterns (I think that's a myth). That's all I got. I'm slow.
     
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    Ran a 4.6 in high school my senior year. I could probably dodge a spray from an AR-15 with little effort.
     
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    nothing makes you prouder to be an american than doing a lockdown drill in a kindergarten classroom

    the extreme feeling of freedom is enough to bring a tear to your eye as you look at your classroom flag
     
  38. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    SIAP, at least 10 dead in the school
     
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  40. Lyrtch

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    price of freedom
     
  41. VaxRule

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    Liked for providing update - not for content of update.
     
  42. Arkadin

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    That pistol clearly has the fake red cap on it
     
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    Wouldn't it be great if everyone had a list of people that are NRA members and their places of employment so America could start boycotting their goods and services.
     
  45. Jim Brockmire

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    It's a fair start.

    If I have to reload my rifle at the range 8 times instead of 4 because someone else thinks it might make a difference, then so be it. I'll deal.

    But look at the Snapchat someone posted. These kids are frozen in fear (and I certainly don't blame them).

    Nobody is going to have the frame of mind to get up and run because the shooting stopped for a few seconds.
     
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    Goose bumps.

    Jesus Christ
     
  47. Bruce Wayne

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    The NRA is a terrorist organization, let’s just call a spade a spade already
     
  48. Arkadin

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    There are tons of videos of people running as gun fire goes off in the background from like our daily multiple mass shootings we get
     
  49. Jim Brockmire

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    Run faster. The slowest 5.56 round moves at a rate of about 300 yards per second.
     
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