SCOTUS Thread

Debated whether to tell this story but...

One of my great uncles brought back a Wehrmacht helmet from the war. The house they lived in didn't have indoor plumbing until the 50s or something, so they used to use it as a chamber pot and piss in it. 1 of their brothers didn't come back and they hated the Germans.

Fast forward to the 80s, my great aunt (sister of the guy who brought the helmet back) used to have these sweet 4th of July picnics, and we kids were digging around in the attic and found the helmet. So we were running around playing war outside with this helmet until my grandmother and aunt started laughing "they used to pee in that, they used to pee in that"

 

That’s a fantastic story

 

I really thought this story was heading towards a chud sibling had the helmet proudly displayed above a fireplace

 

EMAW FC did this but with a 5 gallon piss bucket that had been heavily used that day

 

And I was thinking fruit salad bowl at a picnic.

 

We brought two buckets and I thought they disposed of the first and I was wearing the 2nd unused bucket. Unfortunately I was mistaken

 

This seems like it would be an improvement to me

 

Burn this place down.

 

You can have friends, but you can’t take millions of dollars of gifts and then have them appear in front of you in court

 

One commenter said a few days ago (I can't find it right off) that the right's playbook now is to spin all obvious corruption scandals into simple things like "so Republicans' can't have friends now?" and that was dead on.

 

Imagine thinking someone would want to be friends with Clarence Thomas independent of his power

 

Just visualize sitting there at dinner with a white wine-drunk Ginny never shutting the fuck up about all her crazy conspiracy theories.

 

All of my best friends are grumpy sexual deviants

 

Now I want to start a re-watch of Justified.

 

I bet she’s got a lot of “good” racist jokes

 

"It's cool. My husband laughs at them too."

 

Wanna hang out sometime?

 

Bet they roleplay Roots.

 

You gotta hot tub?

 

Edit: too late

 

hoo boy. that's some good ol' fashioned judge buyin' right there, folks.

*of course nothing will happen because the Democratic Party is mostly run by toothless losers who are themselves too rich to care as the Republic burns to the ground on their watch.

 

I’m starting to think this Thomas guy isn’t on the up and up

 

Buying a justice's house is corrupt as fuck

 

Justices aren't allowed to sell things to their friends?!?

 

In a just world every decision in which he cast a deciding vote would be revisited. I know it's not really feasible and will never happen, but everything this fucked ever wrote should be heavily scrutinized.

Ah, well, nevertheless.

 

pretty sure they have a corruption case in front of them right now

edit:
https://www.reuters.com/legal/cuomo...-cases-go-before-us-supreme-court-2022-11-28/

edit #2:

lol, how far into google do I need to go to find a connection between Harlan Crow and good ol boy Bob McDonnell?

 

I would settle for Thomas and Crow going to jail.

 

Shout out the brave SCOTUS reporters who’ve either had their heads in the sand for decades or just didn’t care.

 

Anything for that continued access

 

We got him

 

Hopefully nobody asks questions. Wouldn't want someone doubting the legitimacy of the court!

 

I am sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this

 

we know Crow loves history. We designate birthplaces and homes of prominent people as historically significant all the time. Find a new slant.

 

Soros would never be as sloppy as this crow newb

 

Remember when TMB lawyers said a random person off the street wouldn't be better than these fucks? I remember.

 

Second gilded age

 

not the argument. anyone would be better than Thomas, and several other justices. that's a low bar.

 

good point, random persons off the street are definitely not corruptible

 

Lawyer bros still going to ride with that take

 

on that pay people ought to become less corruptable