Debated whether to tell this story but... One of my great uncles brought back a Wehrmacht helmet from the war. The house they lived in didn't have indoor plumbing until the 50s or something, so they used to use it as a chamber pot and piss in it. 1 of their brothers didn't come back and they hated the Germans. Fast forward to the 80s, my great aunt (sister of the guy who brought the helmet back) used to have these sweet 4th of July picnics, and we kids were digging around in the attic and found the helmet. So we were running around playing war outside with this helmet until my grandmother and aunt started laughing "they used to pee in that, they used to pee in that"