Season 6 : TV Thread : Winter is here. Yet we're still Unsullied. No Spoilers

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  1. Pelican

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    Pretty meh episode. Excited to see what happens at Castle Black though.
     
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    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

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    :laugh:
     
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    YAY TITS FINALLY

    OH GOD PLEASE NO
     
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    Also I hate the little cunts on Dorne and their whole storyline

    Fuck them
     
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    Game of Thrones is free for a month on HBOGO.
     
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    I tried messaging him my pw but he never responded. I bought 3 off of Reddit for $50. Well worth it.
     
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    At least its not the worst naked body shown on HBO recently

    Looking at you Lena Dunham
     
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    Anyone else notice Sir Davos do a double take looking at the blood stain? Wonder what that's all about
     
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  13. je ne suis pas ici

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    So wildlings vs boltons then the WWs see their moment.

    Why did sansa say no to lady brienne of tarth again last season?
     
  14. Pelican

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    Right but that one bitch is probably top three hottest on the show.
     
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    I don't know what to think right now. I'm assuming Mel is questioning her faith.
     
  16. 47 straight

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    she thought creepy fingers was the better choice
     
  17. ground mullet

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    Jon Snow not resurrected from the dead by Melsandra, as many speculated. So, 1) is it not going to happen, 2) going to happen next week, or 3) they drag that shit out over the season?

    Place you bets
     
  18. Nelson

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    I fucking lost my shit reading this
     
  19. Nelson

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    Mel usually isn't cold. Was cold.
    Looking at her real self, feels and acts defeated.
    He faith is at a low point after Stannis and Jon dying. Writers confirmed this in the post-show.

    Perfectly mirrors Thoros who was also questioning the faith before resurrecting Beric.
     
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  20. Pelican

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    3
     
  21. Nelson

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    How have you come to this conclusion
     
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    Last page of the book/show thread is p funny

    With all the arguing and whatnot
     
  23. je ne suis pas ici

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    Howd the two sand snake hos get on the boat in fucking kings landing when i am 99% sure the recap showed all 4 of them on the dock watching it sail away
     
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  24. Pelican

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    Wait what? Did I miss something?
     
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    O rly
     
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    To quick imo
     
  28. Pelican

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    Was that supposed to be a dire wolf/Stark sigil in Jon Snow's bloodstain?
     
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    King's blood.
     
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    First episode each season is the set up episode... it's a necessary episode to catch the world world up to speed and set up the storylines for the rest of the season.
     
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    "Your pain will be paid for a thousand times over. I wish you could be here to watch."

    Should I bury her or burn her at the pyke?

    "Buried? Burned? This is good meat, feed it to the hounds."

    Vintage fucking Ramsay :dennard::lovelove:
     
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    I liked it. So happy it's back. Hope they bring Jon back soon and don't draw it out all season.
     
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    Ever since the walkers came out in full force last season it's all I care about. I feel like something is going to happen to the wall this season.
     
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    I have it paused on this scene and I kinda think it looks like a flying dragon, to be honest.
     
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    Undoubtedly. I'm not a fan of enormous jammers so those are literally the ideal as far as I'm concerned. Nip game ridiculous.
     
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    whoaaaaaaaa
     
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    Review: 'Game Of Thrones' Sets The Season 6 Table With 'The Red Woman'
    Catching up with the Night's Watch, Sansa and Theon, and everyone else
    BY ALAN SEPINWALL @SEPINWALL | SUNDAY, APR 24, 2016 11:24 PM

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    Game of Thrones is back for a new season, and I've got a review of the premiere coming up just as soon as I demand some mutton...

    "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time, what is better than that?" -Khal Moro

    Someone may need to slip Khal Moro their HBO NOW login to see if his feelings on this issue have changed after watching all of "The Red Woman," which ends with us truly seeing its title character naked for the first time.

    The revelation that Melisandre isn't nearly as youthful or lovely as she appears was a great shock — and, because the episode first presented us with the better-preserved nude version, a case of the show getting to have its sexy cake and eat it, too — at the end of a premiere that, by design, didn't have room for many other surprises.

    Other than Brienne and Podrick turning up to (with a bit of help from Theon) kill the entire Bolton hunting party, pretty much everything that happened in the hour could have been predicted based on how season 5 ended. Jon Snow is still dead (as are Myranda, Myrcella, Stannis, and everyone else who seemed unambiguously deceased when we saw "Mother's Mercy"), Dany is still a captive of the Dothraki (albeit in a more protected position than before), Arya is still blind, the Sparrow and his henchwoman are still insufferable (as is Ser Alliser Thorne), Cersei is still plotting vengeance, etc.

    But surprise has its place, and isn't mandatory in a table-setting episode like this, which did its best to catch us up on most of the characters (while skipping over the likes of Littlefinger, Sam, and Hot Pie) and show us where their stories may be headed after all that went down at the end of last season.

    Even Brienne and Pod's rescue of Sansa and Theon was less surprising than it was deeply satisfying, since we knew both of them were in the area, and since the alternative was for the two runaways to be delivered back into Ramsay's sadistic clutches. After seemingly failing in one oath (protect Catelyn's daughter) while pursuing another (avenge Renly), it felt great to see Brienne manage to do both, and for Podrick to demonstrate the fruits of the lessons she's been giving him. Last season was pretty dire for Sansa, and for viewers tired of seeing heinous things happen to the Starks: seeing her pull herself together to (with a bit of helpful prompting from Pod) respond correctly to Brienne's offer of service was a powerful moment.

    Similarly, while the Jon Snow resurrection we're all banking on has yet to happen, the scenes of Davos and the handful of loyal Rangers trying to figure out their next course of action were sufficiently tense to keep it from feeling (entirely) like a stall. Dolorous Edd's proclamation that, "If you were planning to see tomorrow, you picked the wrong room" is now my go-to phrase whenever I find myself in a seemingly doomed situation (whether the stakes are life or death or just a poor choice of lunch), and the show has put enough time into establishing Davos as a sympathetic hero figure (if not always the most capable one) that he can carry that corner of the show while we wait for magic to restore Jon Snow's life and help him fulfill Melisandre's vision.

    Dany being taken against her will to Vaes Dothrak is one of the show's less elegant delaying tactics, especially when paired with the burning of the Meereen fleet. (Tyrion's exasperation at seeing this mirrored that of every GoT fan who has grown tired of Dany's endless rambling through Essos.) We've been down this particular road before, even if her circumstances are slightly different this time. On the plus side, the Tyrion/Varys comedy duo may be enough to finally make the Meereen corner of the show watchable, and there was even a welcome lightness to the Dothraki scenes, like the way Khal Moro's question quickly devolved into the Spanish Inquisition sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus.

    For a show that's always been about the balance of power, and the means people will go to in order to mass more power for themselves, we're at a very interesting moment, where no one's control is anywhere close to absolute. Cersei and Jaime have somehow become underdogs, even though the Sparrow's own influence isn't limitless. Tyrion and Varys barely have control of things in Meereen, Dany is a prisoner again, Ser Alliser's coup could be undone at any moment by either Melisandre's magic or the return of Edd and the wildlings, the Boltons' control of Winterfell depends on the return of Sansa, and we'll see how much Ellaria is able to accomplish as Dorne's new ruler after she and the Sand Snakes have pulled off their own coup. (I'll settle for not needing to audibly groan every time the story returns to Dorne, frankly.)

    We've been heading this way for a while, though. Most of the traditional heroes are long dead, while the villains have suffered in so many ways that none seems capable of wiping out their opposition. Everyone is so off balance individually that the world as a whole is oddly in balance — at least until the next big move.

    We'll get to the big moves soon, since that's the way Game of Thrones seasons tend to play out once the initial exposition's taken care of. "The Red Woman" suggested a bunch of players who could upend the board very soon, particularly Melisandre herself, however old she really is, and however she looks when that necklace isn't on.

    Some other thoughts:

    * No new locations for the opening credits map this time out — nor did the show fulfill my request to update the Meereen animation to include the toppling of the Harpy statue — but all six locations glimpsed all appeared in the episode, which isn't always the case for the show. (I got some explanations for this last season from one of the show's producers.) Depending on how long Dany winds up traveling with the Dothraki, we might just get to see the return of the Vaes Dothrak map for the first time in many seasons.

    * Time on the show is always complicated to track, because the stories aren't moving at the same pace. The Winterfell and Castle Black stories pick up the morning after the season 5 finale, while a decent amount of time has passed in King's Landing (Cersei's hair has grown back a bit, Jaime has made it all the way home from Dorne) and Meereen (Dany's absence has become a source of gossip).

    * Sophie Turner's eyes become so pale in the harsh snow of a scene like the one in the woods that Sansa winds up looking as blind as her sister. And neither sister is entirely alone at the moment: while Arya may be reduced to begging in the streets, Jaqen's sidekick is still turning up to teach her how to fight, even when sightless. (It's a shame Scott Glenn is otherwise employed by a different HBO show, since we know he's good at training blind warrior types.)

    * I like that even Benioff and Weiss never try to push humanizing moments for Ramsay too far, here following up his emotional soliloquy about Myranda with him ordering her body to be fed to the hounds, because she's still good meat.

    * It has now been 11 episodes since we have seen Hodor. That is all. Also? Hodor.

    http://www.hitfix.com/whats-alan-wa...es-sets-the-season-6-table-with-the-red-woman
     
  38. AIOLICOCK

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    Pretty shitty first episode :twocents:
     
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    This was my first thought. Also looked like the outline of armor imo.

    Not sure if it is one but I'll spoiler it anyway.

    Rhaegar wore black and red armor iirc.
     
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    Wildlings will come back to Castle black. It was implied then blatantly stated when Davos said he hoped that Ranger came back with the he Wildlings before nightfall

    "We're not the only ones who(m) own their lives to Jon Snow"
     
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    No really a great opener, hope it was just a set up for the season
     
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    This has literally been what every Ep1 has been for the previous 5 seasons.

    I'll be episode 9 has some crazy twist and 10 is a wrap up.

    We've got a pretty good track record of how this plays out
     
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    I was trying to figure out if the bloodstain was a dragon or a wolf. Either way I hope they don't drag that shit out. Bring him back to life and let's get it rolling.
     
  47. je ne suis pas ici

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    they showed the boat in the KL harbor and then the prince in a room. i didnt know he sailed back with the lannister's... nor that the girls got on the boat anyway
     
  48. zeberdee

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    anyone find a screenshot of the bloodstain?
     
  49. AIOLICOCK

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    I rewatched and paused last night, and it honestly doesn't look like anything significant. The only thing I kinda saw in it was like a demon-goat face, but it was hardly clear, and besides I see demon-goat faces everywhere.
     
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    anybody think melisandre brings back jon?