Season 8 Book Thread - WHERE THE GODSWOOD IS IN WINTERFELL

My thoughts too

 

Going with Jon won’t kill Dany, Arya kills Jon to steal his face and kill Dany. Gendry, now legitimized, takes the Iron Throne.

 

I’m leaning Sansa. I have Bran as a dark horse in my head though.

Alternatively, they make it some weird shit where nobody really quite sits on the throne/wins the GoT.

 

I’m leaning towards Bran waking up back in Winterfell next to his mom and sayin “whoa, I had the most bonkers dream”

 

TIL that actually no Unsullied died in Winterfell

 

Lol @ Sam proposing democracy

 

this shit is not going to go over well.

 

Which episode has this season?

 

sure we suffered through 8 hours of witless, hapless writing

but at least we’ll get some dank bran-fdr memes out of it

 

if someone had told me to write the dumbest ending I could think of for the series, it wouldn't have come close to this bad

 

Lol at the North getting to be their own kingdom now as if no other houses haven't endured hardships.

 

there’s actually a book hahaha

 

I love how the one person with an actual claim to thrown has to go to the nights watch because they don't want a war with some shit bag horsemen and unsullied. Hello fuck boys theirs no more dragons the unsullied and dothraki can't do shit now.

 

they made a fucking grammar joke

 

Poop

 

What in the actual fuck

 

Cersei and Jaime should’ve just stood in the middle of the room and they would’ve been fine.

 

can’t wait to laugh at the people who get all worked up defending that garbage.

 

I have a lot of questions

 

Fuck that sucked.

 

Ugh...... what an awful ending

 

I don’t care whatever. See you guys in the watchmen thread

 

The writers of Dexter are so thankful that D&D just showed them up

 

Super excited for His Dark Materials

 

What is the Nights Watch protecting? Where is Jon going?

 

So Jon gets sent to the Night's Watch to pacify Grey Worm, who DGAF about the any of that shit, then just leaves ?

Just say fuck it and let Jon come back. Why do they even need a Night's Watch?

 

Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be tbh. Whole season was Doo Doo though. I did like the Jon being King-Beyond-the-Wall part.

 

King-Beyond-the-Wall IMO.

 

Just needed one line, ONE LINE! as to why The Nights Watch still served a purpose.

 

If this is the ending grrm gave them I don’t want to read the books

 

I had to pause and rewind when I saw Sweet Robin. One of the only enjoyable parts of this season.

 

“You’re right where you’re supposed to be” can suck my dick

 

To guard the realm of men

 

At least Ghost got his god damned good boy pets

 

They literally stole Jon’s ending from Dexter. You know, perhaps the worst show ending ever.

 

I really loved the Hobbit, I mean ASOIAF, book.

 

Im completely at a loss for words.

You choose Bran to lead who is a barely functioning soothsayer mind who speaks in riddles, who lives for a couple hundred years? Yeah the next time you need ot pick a king, Im sure the great great grandchildren of these lords will all be in agreement and it wont lead to any political strife.

come the fuck on

 

I'm cracking up at Sansa saying the north would be independent and everyone who just voted for Bran being like, "Wait. Wait. We can do that?"

 

Glad that's over

 

From what?

 

TD

 

I mean I didn't completely hate where all the characters ended up I just wished we had gotten a full season to get to that point rather than rush, rush

 

Lol @ Sansa cucking Edmure

 

Just glad they didn't drag out Jon doing what was right

 

This is where I'm at. I liked how it ended except for Bran. That shit was terrible. ANYONE but Bran. It makes no sense. I can see why D&D thought it made sense. All knowing and seeing bullshit, but come the fuck on.

 

Why wouldn't the other 6 kingdoms just want to rule themselves?

 

Because they already said "Aye" and there are no take backs