Secret Santa opening thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Toast, Dec 1, 2021.

  1. Toast

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    Looks like I'm the first?

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    :roll::roll:
     
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  2. bro

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    please provide an update as to your poop
     
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  3. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Pinned this hopefully it will get more action like this. Hadn’t see it.
     
  4. Tex

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    :angrycorn:
     
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  5. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    are you that concerned about Toast 's poop?
     
  6. Tex

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    Who isn’t?
     
  7. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Our way is the old way
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    :doge:
     
  8. Tex

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    :skip:
     
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  9. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Detlef Schrempf I got a call from Santa and he wants to drop your gifts off personally. Would you be available the evening of the 23rd
     
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  10. Detlef Schrempf

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    I actually will be in Phoenix, I leave the morning of the 23rd, any possible other dates?
     
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  11. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Let me check with Santa
     
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  12. Toast

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    They're good.
     
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  13. Tex

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    :blessed:
     
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  14. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Toast your secret Santa says you’re slacking
     
  15. Toast

    Toast Capo di tutti i capi
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    These arrived yesterday afternoon:

    [​IMG]

    That Squid Games mask. :doge:
     
  16. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    BlazingRebel The first of your gifts should be arriving today
     
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  17. BlazingRebel

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    At my youngest sister's wedding until late tonight so I'll ask a neighbor to grab it for us. Can't wait :badger:
     
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  18. bryix

    bryix a crooked jerky jocky who drives a crooked hoss
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    This arrived...

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    Oh no

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    Oh god no

    Thanks, SS. I hate it. But my son will not.
     
  19. Toast

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  20. BlazingRebel

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    No dice tonight man, hopefully tomorrow
     
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  21. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    The wipers on the bus go swish swish swish, swish swish swish, swish swish swish.
     
  22. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  23. GoS

    GoS SUCKMYDICKANDCHOKEONIT-I YIELD MY TIME-FUCK YOU
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    Santa told me you are getting some stuff from Amazon and fanatics soon.
     
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  24. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    09knight your Secret Santa told me that you're going to have some shit delivered to your house on Friday that does not need to sit out for too long.
     
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  25. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    My first gift from Santa arrived, though my wife in typical fashion opened it because she was sure it was something she ordered.

    Thank you Santa. I finally jumped in the sous vide world earlier this year and glad to try some new recipes!
     

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  26. TC

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    What are some good rums and how do you like to drink them? Not sure what other thread to ask
     
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  27. bryix

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    For sipping, Richland Rum (from South GA) barrel proof is amazing. Pampero Anniversario is also nice - somewhat brandy-like and slightly sweet.

    For cocktails, I keep Wray and Nephew Overproof Rum (funky, strong Jamaican Rum), Rhum Barbancourt, and just some Flor de Cana on hand. Smith and Cross is supposed to be great also, but haven't had it outside of a cocktail bar.
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

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    wes tegg I would also think Miami fans would know as well as Florida people in general. Guatemala makes good rum I believe
     
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  29. 09knight

    09knight UCF-Beer-Bolts
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    wes tegg thank you for the Christmas. Can't wait to fire up the blackstone to make the worlds most pretentious burger. They will pair nicely with a bottle of
    Châteauneuf-du-Pape from the cellar.
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    Cheers!
     
  30. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    :respek: glad you like it! You’ve got another package coming, but it may arrive after Christmas.
     
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  31. Toast

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    Those burgers look amazing.
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    GoS your gift is going out today and tomorrow keep a lookout.

    Name P. Redacted can you PM an email address for part of your gift. TIA
     
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  33. GoS

    GoS SUCKMYDICKANDCHOKEONIT-I YIELD MY TIME-FUCK YOU
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    Thanks! I am leaving 12/21 and was worried Santa would ratfuck me since I am a heathen dirty (((red sea pedestrian)))
     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

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    BlazingRebel there is a hold up at FedEx with a couple of your packages.
     
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  35. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    bryix a gift was supposed to arrive today that needed adult signature. It looks like it was delivered.
     
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  36. bryix

    bryix a crooked jerky jocky who drives a crooked hoss
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    Oh, what is this?

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    Fuck yeah

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    God dammit

    Well at least the cat is happy

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  37. Daniel Ocean

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    Lol that ain’t ever being opened
     
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  38. bryix

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    you're just a mean man.
     
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  39. Daniel Ocean

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    i lash out as a defense mechanism.
     
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  40. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  41. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
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    Daddy Rabbit your SS says to expect one of your gifts to arrive Friday
     
  42. BlazingRebel

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    No stress I figured there had to be an issue.
     
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  43. TC

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    Great work bryix Secret Santa
     
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  44. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    I hope you got a laugh out of it. My wife and I did when we ordered it. I have no shame in admitting that it took us about 30 minutes to figure out what and how to write it because you only get so many characters per line. We ended up taking out the space between aged and by in order to make it all fit. You have at least one more gift coming unless I come across something else I like also.
     
  45. Daniel Ocean

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    BP please check your PMs there is a question about your shipping address. TIA
     
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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    Doc Louis you have a live hooker in a box coming the 17th you’re going to want to make sure he isn’t left out too long.
     
  47. bryix

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    I didn't notice the etching at first. My wife saw that before I did.

    Great job! Hopefully I get to taste it sometime in January, but if not I can cope. All Georgia fans over the age of 30 know how to do that.
     
  48. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Or 40...
     
  49. bryix

    bryix a crooked jerky jocky who drives a crooked hoss
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    I'm 39 and I've known for years.
     
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  50. Daniel Ocean

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    or 60
     
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