Secret Santa opening thread

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  1. wes tegg

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  2. Detlef Schrempf

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  3. BlazingRebel

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    They did sorry yesterday was rough I'll open after work this evening
     
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  4. TC

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    Wait, is Jeppson's bourbon like Jeppson's Mallort?
     
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  5. Beeds07

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    There’s no Malort in it. They’re not savages (it actually says that on the billboard
     
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  6. Daniel Ocean

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    scarlet_tacos ”know that his package will arrive after christmas, but hopefully before jan 1? there was a delay in one of the items that was custom made”
     
  7. Detlef Schrempf

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    Craig Pettis looks like Santa will be there just a little early, you should have a package on Christmas eve
     
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  8. bro

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  9. Daniel Ocean

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    Joe you should have a delivery
     
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  10. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    pls delete that imposter user and assign me the rightful username of joe

    and yes this is true and I will open it shortly!
     
  11. Emma

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    idkman i kinda like the other joe more
     
  12. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    his only post on this board is a blog in defense of joe paterno
     
  13. Emma

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    [​IMG]
     
  14. Daniel Ocean

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    Can you let Wicked know his gift is at the rear door

    lol
     
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  15. Wicked

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    Lol, I saw the UPS driver with his Santa hat drop off this afternoon through my ring cam, figured it was one of 5000 packages my wife has ordered this year. I will check for it when I get home.
     
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  16. joe-

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    my package arrived today!

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    big ups to your daughter for helping, and please let her know she already has better wrapping skills than I do

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    okay the puzzle was certainly a challenge and it took me a couple minutes
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    but what a wonderful prize:
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    next up. someone was really excited about this one:
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    I can’t upload more pictures in this post so there will be a part two
     
    #116 joe-, Dec 21, 2021
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  17. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    pt 2:

    this was a very welcomed gift because I’ve been sick since like thanksgiving
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    and finally: a super nice lightweight royals pullover

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    thanks so much bama1 ! come get your likes
     
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  18. Detlef Schrempf

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    None of those pics work for me joe-
     
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  19. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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    seriously? ugh hold on
     
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  20. Tex

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    Only the second set worked for me
     
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  21. joe-

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    does it work now?
     
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  22. Tex

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    Good to go now.
     
  23. Tex

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    I received a big ole dry ice box!
    I wonder what could be inside?!

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    Let us open it

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    Oh damn

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    Where’s the beef?

    Here it is
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    Gotta sprinkle some of the good stuff on it

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    A little look inside

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    I can't upload more than 6 pictures to a post. Is that new?
     
  24. Tex

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    Other pics

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    Note from Santa

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    Thanks Santa. I don't see a name though? Also fuck the Sooners.
     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

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    the last one really worked for me joe- if you know what I am mean.
     
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  26. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    I have to agree. E Longhorns do suck and you are a special dud.
     
  27. bryix

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    Have you tried it yet? I've heard it's actually decent.

    Also, the remainder of your gifts went out today. Happy Honda Days!
     
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  28. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    20211221_130854.jpg 20211221_131001.jpg 20211221_131225.jpg 20211221_131018.jpg 20211221_131225.jpg 20211221_131028.jpg Came home from work to find this on my table. Wife heard me come in and yelled from her basement office, "who the fuck is Wicked?"
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    Cut open the box and I see this!
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    The first thing I pull out is 20211221_131018.jpg
     
    #128 Wicked, Dec 21, 2021
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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  30. Wicked

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    Continued....and it just kept getting better!

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    Thanks TableKnight ! You nailed it!
     
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  31. Wicked

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  32. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    I suck at tmb on mobile but fuck it im leaving it
     
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  33. Daniel Ocean

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    BIGASSTITTIES :”He should have had a package show up Friday. He's getting more, but won't arrive until after xmas.”
     
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  34. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Custer didn’t see them either
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  35. TableKnight

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    Wicked you're gonna love night on ponce, it's my favorite local Atlanta IPA. Merry Christmas!
     
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  36. Wicked

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    Drinking one now! It's fantastic!
     
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  37. Daniel Ocean

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    “Can your let Leeroy Jenkins! know he should have 3 boxes, all delivered between the 29th or 30th.”
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

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    BP “First package arriving wednesday. Final package arriving thursday“
     
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  39. TheFreak55

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  40. Daniel Ocean

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    Beeds07 is (I believe) familiar with that the bourbon isn’t that
     
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  41. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    I always initiate the new employees at the company holiday party with a half-shot of Malort. Usually i end up having to drink some to convince some of the less committed workers to do so as well. I've always said it tastes like half nail polish remover, half pond water poured in a Chemex over the contents grandma's potpourri dish that hasn't been changed out in at least 5 years (bonus points if grandma was a smoker). Also it tastes like an intrusive shower thought where you remember something you said or did years ago.

    But I think after my latest rendezvous with Mr. Jeppson that I may have found the most accurate description of the experience. It tastes like the night Trump won the presidency.
     
  42. BP

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  43. BP

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    Package has arrived. Pics incoming.
    :jizz:
     
  44. Tex

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    bama1 a little elf said the fat man should arrive with presents on Monday.
     
  45. BP

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    These are some exotic meats. I don't think I've ever eaten Boudin, So I'm excited about trying
    Something new. Any recipes or websites anyone has would be appreciated
    Thank you SS. :respek:
    I'll be looking out for the package tomorrow
     
  46. Daddy Rabbit

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  47. -Asshole-

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    I hope you enjoy! I really like all the stuff I get from them. Boudin is a meat/rice kind of sausage. Just cook it on the grill like a sausage. I like it a lot. Hope you do as well.

    Merry Christmas :)
     
  48. BP

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    Thanks. Looking forward to it.
    Merry Christmas to you.
     
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  49. Daniel Ocean

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    “Can you tell CoastalOrange his first gift will arrive 12/28. The others have various delays but looks like early January.”
     
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  50. Daddy Rabbit

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    hey hub, the jolly fat man wants to know if you got your present on Monday. Blitzen said they will circle back around next week with some more as well.
     
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