Secret Santa opening thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Toast, Dec 1, 2021.

  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

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  2. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Yessir I have received four items thus far. Was planning to post today and will follow up with whatever may follow.
     
  3. Tex

    Tex Spicy Ranch Dry Rub
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    Texas LonghornsHouston AstrosHouston RocketsDallas CowboysChicago BlackhawksBonnaroo

    bama1 so little problem. Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. Big mess. Lot of paperwork for the fat man. Presents should be there Friday instead of Monday.
     
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  4. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member
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    BlazingRebel you should have gotten a gift earlier this week, and should receive one for your daughter today!
     
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  5. bama1

    bama1 I like you
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesMiami Dolphins

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  6. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Cincinnati BearcatsAtlanta BravesTampa Bay BuccaneersPittsburgh PenguinsFulham

    I think one of my favorite things about the move to the big ten is, just how much I actually love the EMAW guys. Fucking love all of this.
     

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  7. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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    Cincinnati BearcatsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsTennisTiger Woods

    Those shorts :lovelove:
     
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  8. Craig Pettis

    Craig Pettis Que será será motherfucker
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    Memphis TigersTennessee VolunteersSt. Louis CardinalsMemphis GrizzliesMetalPoker

    My gift came early. I’ll post pics later this evening. Thanks Leeroy Jenkins!
     
  9. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! Big Ivermectin Energy
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    Sorry I couldn't make it more intricate, I've been slammed lately and tried to get it out before Christmas
     
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  10. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Literally on like page 26 of your posts I finally found something that wasn’t about Ted lasso, fantasy football, or golf and it mentioned Pizza Shuttle. Had to buy it. Hope it all fits well, the emaw shirt felt extra soft.
     
  11. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member
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    Looks like last package was delivered and left at your front porch!
     
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  12. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    Atlanta BravesGeorgia BulldogsAtlanta Falcons

    Package 2 has arrived
    Imagine my surprise when I come home to this expertly wrapped box 97282AA0-DBFB-410C-9317-155E9C69EFC2.jpeg 8F237B7C-0BA6-43CF-9ABD-36592CC29D29.jpeg 3AE8042C-0E04-4F40-89B4-485FC07B0F33.jpeg

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    Thanks -Asshole- looking forward to trying everything out
     
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  13. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    Georgia Bulldogs

    Beeds07 your other package supposedly arrived today.
     
  14. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsIndianapolis ColtsSt. Louis Blues

    I will post it in the morning. It’s also nice though!

    I may be drunk
     
    #164 Beeds07, Dec 23, 2021
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2021
  15. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

    how is the bourbon?
     
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  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsIndianapolis ColtsSt. Louis Blues

    When you’re expectations are low, you’re never disappointed. Not the worst bourbon I’ve had.
     
  17. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    Georgia Bulldogs

    I snooped around and found that you were familiar with Malort, so since you're also a bourbon man... it seemed like a no-brainer - especially since it's (from everything I've heard) a solid, if unremarkable bourbon
     
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  18. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    Georgia Bulldogs

    also, it was hard as fuck to find someplace that had it that would ship to Indiana
     
  19. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsIndianapolis ColtsSt. Louis Blues

    Indiana just got out of the 1950s and allowed liquor store sales on Sunday this year. Not surprised.
     
  20. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    Georgia Bulldogs

    Mike and Mother were probably horrified
     
  21. Craig Pettis

    Craig Pettis Que será será motherfucker
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    Memphis TigersTennessee VolunteersSt. Louis CardinalsMemphis GrizzliesMetalPoker

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    Great haul. Thanks again Leeroy Jenkins! you are a very generous Santa :beerchug:
     
  22. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    First item to arrive is a freaking UT catnip today. We put this in the cat stocking and whichever cat plays with it first is going to the farm.

    Second things to arrive were two nice (slightly different sized lol) wooden picture frames. We just got our maternity/family photos back so perfect timing. Our other wall photos are in crappy collage frames that I despise so these will be displayed with pride.

    Third thing is a cute little MHK newborn onesie for my unborn child (Lil NPR). I forgot to mention that’s she’s probably gonna be an absolute unit and I hope she isn’t immediately too big for newborn clothes :roll:

    Very cool gifts so far, thank you Santa Daddy

     
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  23. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
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    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsFulhamSporting Kansas CitySneakers

  24. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

    “Can you let -Asshole- know his package is on the way and should get there Tuesday”
     
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  25. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! Big Ivermectin Energy
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    I was debating between that or a coffee subscription for a few months I read up on Reddit but I forgot to turn off my Amazon subscription for the Gatorade so I have like a years worth of those Gatorade packs lol and I was running out of time.

    Craig Pettis if you're like ZOMG coffee I'll send you some monthly sub for that as well for a few months, if you're just meh about it I'll hold off.

    Not sure how much of a bourbon drinker you are (I figured maybe since you mentioned hangover) and was debating between that bomb RR store pick or a 1792 store pick that is also delish. Detlef Schrempf was the deciding vote.
     
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  26. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member
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    I made the right choice for you Craig Pettis even if you are a vol…
     
  27. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast Doing some beachy things.
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    Chicago White SoxChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksKansas State WildcatsMontreal Impact

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  28. Tex

    Tex Spicy Ranch Dry Rub
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    Texas LonghornsHouston AstrosHouston RocketsDallas CowboysChicago BlackhawksBonnaroo

    Thanks bud. Merry Christmas. I’ll be all up in that meat soon.
     
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  29. bama1

    bama1 I like you
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesMiami Dolphins

    I think I got a delivery.
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    The fedex driver pulled up and I saw him standing halfway up my driveway holding a large box with a small one on top. (A fedex driver OC’ sprayed my male German shepherd for no reason (arlo cam picked it up) and now he doesn’t like big box trucks driving up, wireless fence collar will only allow him to halfway down the driveway hence why he was standing there)

    I approached him to see this magnificent thing
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    I opened the small package to see this adapter
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    both together
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    There was no note, thanks secret Santa, it’s awesome. :beerchug:
     
  30. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member
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    Fucking good work somebody
     
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  31. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsIndianapolis ColtsSt. Louis Blues

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    The rest. A book I am excited about, some interesting coffee and a mug because I love coffee mugs and a Brian Kelly card I can regift. Just kidding, enjoy it all, thanks bryix
     
  32. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    Georgia Bulldogs

    I thought you'd want a keepsake so you can "smile because it happened" and all that.
     
  33. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsIndianapolis ColtsSt. Louis Blues

    Lol all good
     
  34. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

    Merry Christmas to me. I have 3 packages that just got here but I’m heading out to an late lunch early birthday dinner so I’ll open up when I get back and pretend they are birthday gifts or tomorrow on Christmas. Perfect timing from my SS.

    Disclaimer I usually have someone else assign a few pairings so I don’t know who gets me. I could cheat but I don’t because that would spoil the surprise. If knew I’d tag my SS. thank you in advance.
     
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  35. -Asshole-

    -Asshole- TMB OG Reject
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    LSU TigersNew Orleans Saints

    Woohoo!!!!
     
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  36. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    Alabama Crimson TideUSA RugbyAtlanta BravesWashington CapitalsBaltimore Ravens

    My freaking apologies we've been sick as hell we did receive all 3 packages I'll have pics in an hour.
     
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  37. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    Alabama Crimson TideUSA RugbyAtlanta BravesWashington CapitalsBaltimore Ravens

    Gift 1
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    Gift 2
    Da package
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    da gift
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  38. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member
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  39. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    Alabama Crimson TideUSA RugbyAtlanta BravesWashington CapitalsBaltimore Ravens

    Gift 3
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    I have so many pics of her and her bunny i will upload soon
     
  40. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member
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  41. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    Alabama Crimson TideUSA RugbyAtlanta BravesWashington CapitalsBaltimore Ravens

    Roo and her Bunny
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    She was listening to a Metal song and was teaching Bunny to head bang it was adorably hilarious
     
  42. Craig Pettis

    Craig Pettis Que será será motherfucker
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    Memphis TigersTennessee VolunteersSt. Louis CardinalsMemphis GrizzliesMetalPoker

    I love coffee but you do not need to feel obligated to send me more stuff, I feel like you sent a lot already. I have already heartily dug into the Gatorade packets and the bourbon will be the next bottle I open
     
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  43. bama1

    bama1 I like you
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesMiami Dolphins


    So...secret Santa do you wanna show yourself, I’d love to know who it was.
     
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  44. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Cincinnati BearcatsAtlanta BravesTampa Bay BuccaneersPittsburgh PenguinsFulham

    Haha, I love it all thank you. I’m not sure if I mentioned it but freshman year of college we had sneak and we went to KSU. I ordered pizza shuttle like 4 times while I was there. They had like a medium drink and medium pizza for like 7 bucks or something. Nostalgia’d hard for it on my KC trip a couple weeks ago.
     
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  45. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    Georgia Bulldogs

  46. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Updated album to include a gift card to Manhattan Brewing Company. Pretty excited for this because I haven’t been there yet and it wasn’t around when I was in school. Also had a fucked up message saying cat bad. Will my traitorous SS please step forward so I can give you a proper horns down?
     
  47. Tex

    Tex Spicy Ranch Dry Rub
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    Texas LonghornsHouston AstrosHouston RocketsDallas CowboysChicago BlackhawksBonnaroo

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  48. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

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  49. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

    I didn’t see a card or anything so IDK who my SS is thank you for everything. Hit all my favorite things. Running, grilling and shoes. Once again thank you SS

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  50. Tex

    Tex Spicy Ranch Dry Rub
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    Texas LonghornsHouston AstrosHouston RocketsDallas CowboysChicago BlackhawksBonnaroo

    You should be receiving something for one of the frames Dec 28. Or get another frame. Whatever. Merry Christmas.