Seinfeld

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  1. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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  2. Seavie

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    Was it a mom and pop selling them?
     
  3. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I bet that was their plan all along. I wonder if they were even a "mom and pop".
     
  4. Clown Baby

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    Seeing as Jerry became more like Kramer and Kramer more like Jerry, I thinks it's possible that Jerry just imagined it, which would hint that Bob was a figment of Kramer's imagination.
     
  5. Clown Baby

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    The Hot Tub is on right now. Great episode.
     
  6. KeepingItRealSince1853

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    For some reason, this line has been stuck in my head all day:
    Did you see Bania's set last night? 'Cause I read on the Internet he killed.
     
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  7. Karl Hungus

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  8. Clown Baby

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    Jerry doesn't have a fax machine
     
  9. Daniel Ocean

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    I am sure things will pick up.
     
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  10. Clown Baby

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    I would give you a ride but I've got Karl Farbmann with me
     
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  11. Karl Hungus

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    marine biologist on now.
     
  12. tne

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    the last 3 episodes my dvr recorded are the summer of George, the marine biologist, and the soup (classic Bania)

    a murder's row right there
     
  13. Lorne Malvo

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    Gaddam.
     
  14. Clown Baby

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    They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial

    Not Skittles
     
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  15. Snakes

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    I love that Kramer simply reading something on the internet was a joke.
     
  16. tne

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    G- keep your towel on
    J- What?
    G- Its a joke
    J- ... ok thats not bad

    the way he delivers that last line makes the whole conversation amazing
     
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  17. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    JAMBALAYAAAAAAAAA
     
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  18. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    elaine ruining the soup nazi's career infuriates me. i often find myself dreaming about finding a place that serves fantastic soup, but alas, there are none around here.
     
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  19. OopsPowSurprise

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    whole foods has pretty good soup
     
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  20. skiedfrillet

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    yeah they do, but it usually gives me the runs for some reason :feelsbadman:
     
  21. laxjoe

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  22. Weedlord420

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    soup nazi features the single greatest a-ha! ever filmed
     
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  23. Clown Baby

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    You can put your sorries in a sack
     
  24. Nostradumass

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  25. Daniel Ocean

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    Another reason to hate the gays.
     
  26. Seavie

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    George, we dine.
     
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  27. Nostradumass

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    Kramer goes to the Super Bowl, sees Ray Lewis in a club, criticizes his dancing. Ray refuses to dance before the game and the Ravens lose.

    I feel like this would be better for an Elaine story..
     
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  28. BellottiBold

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    I've resisted following until now, but this has done me in (in a oh that's clever - chuckle, sort of way)

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    Kramer catches Mayor Bloomberg drinking a big gulp soda. "Oh I'm onto him, Jerry. I'm going to blow this thing wide open!"
     
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  29. Lorne Malvo

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    The account has been hit or miss lately, but this one made me laugh.
     
  30. phunkybuck

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    absolutely. so much so, you might even say it's a murderer's row
     
  31. Clown Baby

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    I can't believe it's not murder
     
  32. tne

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    sticking with murder
     
  33. laxjoe

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    A GEORGE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF CANNOT STAND!
     
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  34. laxjoe

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    Hello and welcome to movie phone. Brought to you by the new york Times and hot 97.

    I actually forgot this was the same episode
     
  35. Snakes

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    Why don't you just tell me your zip code?
     
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  36. tigergolf

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    The red dot and the junior mint took 19 pages really!!!!
    It's very refreshing
    Oh Georgey The cashmere!
     
  37. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    It was on tonight and I still think it has to be the worst episode of the series. The statue and the guy who cleaned Jerry's apt and stole it has to be a series lowpoint.
     
  38. Seavie

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    Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?
     
  39. Eric The Viking

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    Just fantastic. Love all Kramer clips, especially with his lawyer. This one is my favorite...

     
  40. tne

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    stolen from reddit

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  41. Daniel Ocean

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    I'd challenge that with a medical dictionary.
     
  42. Jean-Ralphio

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    Bania's weightlifting stories kills me.

    "what size are you?"

    "a 42"

    "thats what i'm up to now, I'm huge!"
     
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  43. tne

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    gonna say that Billy Mumphry is my favorite seinfeld parody account on the board right now
     
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  44. BellottiBold

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    So are you guys like me, and do you take note of little seinfeldian moments in your day?

    I'm in the bathroom earlier (at work) washing my hands. The restroom is stupid and doesn't have a soap dispenser at each sink. I'm at one of the sinks that has one. Dude comes out of a stall, and starts rubbing his hands under the water at a sink that has no soap dispenser. This guy finishes up, and starts walking off for the door - and after glancing up at the soap dispenser in front of me, my eyes follow him as he walks past me and out he door.
     
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  45. whiteboy

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  46. Nostradumass

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
     
  47. BellottiBold

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    yea it really should have been "seinfeldian/curbish"
     
  48. Jpripper88

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    "Merlot? Never heard of it. Did they just invent it?"
     
  49. colonel_forbin

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    Frank: Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster has sex with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen? You get my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!
    Susan's mother: Something's missing all right...
    Susan's dad: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
    Frank: That's perverse!!