Seinfeld

Discussion in 'TV Board' started by LKRFN88jp, Mar 8, 2012.

  1. colonel_forbin

    colonel_forbin Well-Known Member
    Donor

    before we go any further i'd just like to point out that you equate eating a block of cheese with bachelor paradise.
     
  2. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew York JetsAEW

    THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK?!
     
  3. Karl Hungus

    Karl Hungus Fan of lingonberry pancakes, autobahn, deine kable
    Donor TMB OG

    That was a helluva thing when Spock died...
     
  4. orangeonmymind

    orangeonmymind Well-Known Member
    Atlanta BravesCarolina PanthersClemson Tigers

    For some reason, I always loved how much Susan's parents hated each other.
     
    Boner_Jihad and stratknight like this.
  5. CK D Floppin

    CK D Floppin Eat a bag of dicks Bruce

    Last night was 2 of my favorite Frank moments of all time, lose my shit every time still

    What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm, you don't know what the hell you're doin'!!

    Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back!
     
  6. Mr. Bean

    Mr. Bean Well-Known Member

    Just watched The Pool Boy for the first time. Easily a top ten episode and easily one of Jason Alexander's best.
     
  7. Mr. Bean

    Mr. Bean Well-Known Member

    The AIDS ribbon story line >>>> contraceptives storyline in The Sponge
     
    Moxin24 and brahmanknight like this.
  8. BellottiBold

    Donor
    Oregon Ducks

    Seems like this comes up every 10 or so pages, but the best part about this moment is if you watch just before his outburst and you can see Stiller trying to hold it together while biding his time.
     
    colonel_forbin and Seavie like this.
  9. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Member

    Modern Seinfeld@SeinfeldToday
    George gets kicked out of Five Guys for just eating the peanuts. Louis CK asks Jerry to play a villainous version of himself on "Louie."
     
  10. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
    Donor
    Portland Trail BlazersGreen Bay PackersOregon State Beavers alt

  11. Ray McKigney

    Ray McKigney Feel my ubiquity
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesCarolina Panthers

    Think I've said this before in this thread, but the scene(s) beginning where George goes to the movie theatre until the end of the episode may be,pound for pound, the best in Seinfeld history.
     
  12. stratknight

    stratknight It's ok, buddy.
    TMB OG

    Two that have to be top 5:

    1) "You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a date with a hot babe......."

    2) "FRANK: Who put you up to this, was it her?

    ELAINE: All right. Wait a minute. I think you've got it backwards.

    FRANK: My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.

    ELAINE: You got that right.

    FRANK: What the hell does that mean?

    ELAINE: That means whatever the hell you want it to mean.

    FRANK: You sayin' you want a piece of me?"
     
  13. tne

    tne Now tagging people with spaces in their name
    TMB OG

    the outtakes from that last scene are incredible
     
  14. stratknight

    stratknight It's ok, buddy.
    TMB OG

    Yep. It's on YouTube. You can't not lose your shit watching that.
     
  15. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
    Donor
    Portland Trail BlazersGreen Bay PackersOregon State Beavers alt

  16. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
    Donor

    This might be my all-time favorite line.

    Another one I submit:

    You're a portly fellow. A bit long in the waistband. What's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks that you crave? Noooo. Your's is a sweet tooth. You may stray but you always return to your dark master. The cocoa bean.
     
  17. tne

    tne Now tagging people with spaces in their name
    TMB OG

    cream soda?

    no, vanilla...
     
  18. Karl Hungus

    Karl Hungus Fan of lingonberry pancakes, autobahn, deine kable
    Donor TMB OG

    i'd give you a ride but i've got karl farbman here.
     
  19. colonel_forbin

    colonel_forbin Well-Known Member
    Donor

    JERRY!! The Japanese guys had sake in the hot tub! You gotta get em out of the drawers and down here or I don't have a focus group to sell the pilot to Japanese TV!!!!!
     
    orangeonmymind likes this.
  20. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson Tide

    "We're gonna be at the pool. We'll be all over the shulffleboard courts!"
     
    AndersHolmvik likes this.
  21. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    thanks for stopping.
     
    Disney Baby and Karl Hungus like this.
  22. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
    Donor

    I watched the disc with The Caddy on it last night since y'all were talking about it.

    On the Secret Code, Kramer says another great line but I can't figure out what the hell he calls Jerry.

    "You just joked your way out of a commercial, Monjamba" :idk:
     
  23. Seavie

    Seavie Loading tweet...
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson Tide

    Where does the meat go?
    Right there.

    Where do you turn it on?
    Right there.

    But WHERE, does the meat go?
     
  24. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCF KnightsPittsburgh PenguinsOrlando CityPittsburgh Steelers

    The interview tonight between Seinfeld and Letterman was fantastic. I'm guessing it will be online in the morning.
     
  25. Karl Hungus

    Karl Hungus Fan of lingonberry pancakes, autobahn, deine kable
    Donor TMB OG

    CBS only uploaded 2 minutes of it. Wish there was more to see. What all did they talk about because all I saw was the bit on Jerry's new internet show and how Letterman wanted to be on it.

    Was hoping they'd discuss the Louie episodes where Jerry and Louie try to take over the Late Show from Letterman.
     
  26. Jpripper88

    Jpripper88 Chryst and Saban
    Donor TMB OG

  27. BellottiBold

    Donor
    Oregon Ducks

    Love how he framed the set with "what's annoying today"

    closing bit was pretty weak, which I'm sure is eating at him.
     
  28. Karl Hungus

    Karl Hungus Fan of lingonberry pancakes, autobahn, deine kable
    Donor TMB OG

    need the interview segment, but the full one, not the 2 minute one.
     
  29. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCF KnightsPittsburgh PenguinsOrlando CityPittsburgh Steelers

    It was mostly Dave and Jerry ripping each other's shows in nice but passive aggressive ways that was great to watch.
     
  30. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
    Donor

    Hey, I've got the body of a taut, preteen, Swedish boy
     
  31. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    These pretzels are making me thirsty.
     
    Jean-Ralphio likes this.
  32. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
    Donor
    Michigan WolverinesUtah JazzGreen Bay PackersArsenal



    You got butchered. gets me every single time.
     
    Alshon likes this.
  33. Boner_Jihad

    Boner_Jihad "Do you like hurting people?"

    A bit surprised to see people listing their fave Frank moments and leave this comedic gem out of it.
     
  34. BellottiBold

    Donor
    Oregon Ducks

    The whole bad boy story line :lol:

     
  35. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    [​IMG]
     
    AndersHolmvik, dcon79, Redav and 4 others like this.
  36. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
    Donor
    San Diego State AztecsSan Diego Padres

    Going to see Seinfeld live tonight
     
    #986 laxjoe, Jun 11, 2015
    Last edited: Jun 11, 2015
    dvnasty and dahldennsull like this.
  37. Houndster

    Houndster Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    Think of a good question. He usually does a Q&A after the show.
     
  38. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
    Donor TMB OG
    Chicago White SoxIndianapolis ColtsArsenalTiger WoodsNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Don't yell out any lines from Seinfeld. He seemed kind of annoyed when people did that at the show I went.

    I'm jealous.
     
  39. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
    Donor
    Michigan WolverinesUtah JazzGreen Bay PackersArsenal

    wonder why that would be annoying. he's not trying to talk or anything.
     
    Biff Bridges likes this.
  40. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
    Donor
    San Diego State AztecsSan Diego Padres

    wonder if he'd like this
     
    Biff Bridges likes this.
  41. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    Whenever he has a great joke, yell out "THAT'S GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!", he loves that.
     
  42. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
    Donor
    San Diego State AztecsSan Diego Padres

    Oh my! Seinfeld was amazing tonight. He just killed it for about an hour and a half, came back for a Q&A and ended with a "Hello, Newman!" after he got a Newman question. one of the better standups i've seen in a long long time.
     
  43. Kevintensity

    Kevintensity Poster/Posting Game Coordinator
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesAtlanta BravesTampa Bay BuccaneersNashville PredatorsCalgary FlamesPoker

    He's laying in Asheville (about 40 minute drive) in about 2 weeks and im really leaning towards going now thanks to this post.
     
  44. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
    Donor
    San Diego State AztecsSan Diego Padres

    I guess after watching seinfeld, I have to go check out her show
    [​IMG]


    edit: that was supposed to start at 5:46, but the whole clip is (obviously) great
     
  45. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
    Donor
    San Diego State AztecsSan Diego Padres

    and now hulu is recreating jerry's apartment :idk: like some kind of museum?

    http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/news/a35683/new-york-seinfeld-apartment/

    Hulu didn't just spend a ton of money on the rights to stream Seinfeld for nothing. In addition to the coveted acquisition, the company will create a real-life New York City model of Jerry's Upper West Side apartment (though the show was filmed in Los Angeles). The apartment will feature interactive elements allowing visitors to experience memorable moments from the series. The installment will be open to the public beginning on June 24-28 at 451 West 14th St. from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. Seinfeld debuts on Hulu June 24.
     
  46. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
    Donor
    San Diego State AztecsSan Diego Padres

    Merv Griffith show ep on tbs right now. Ending soon, unfortunately.
     
    dahldennsull and BellottiBold like this.
  47. BellottiBold

    Donor
    Oregon Ducks

    GOAT
     
    Karl Hungus likes this.
  48. h.e.pennypacker

    h.e.pennypacker Industrialist Philanthropist Bicyclist
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishChicago BearsWu-tang

    The Abstinence for me. Hilarious to see George as a confident genius.
     
    dahldennsull likes this.
  49. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well-Known Member
    Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersAtlanta BravesMiami DolphinsArsenal

    cigar store indian on right now i believe
     
  50. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
    Donor
    San Diego State AztecsSan Diego Padres

    that was on last night