Serie A: Home of Juve, Losers of 7 Finals and 5 straight.

THEO!!!!

 

What a game

 

Goal by Leao was filthy

 

Great sequence from Vidal

 

Juve looked like garbage. Wish Milan wasn’t so banged up when we played because it’s likely we don’t drop the full 3.

Inter seems to be all in for the league this year.

curious if Pirlo is fired before the season ends

 

Ibra back with a brace!

 

Holy shit. Roma with two reds in 30 seconds in ET in Coppa Italia vs Spezia. Mancini and their keeper.

 

Roma gonna do all it can to get this to PKs

 

Oh boy

 

Filthy

 

Fortunate bounce for Juve. Juve corner that Bakayoko plays right over to Ronaldo standing by himself in the 6 yard box for 1-0 in the Super Cup final

 

Mertens draws a pen but Insigne puts it wide

 

Great save from Szczesny

and Morata puts it away when Cuadrado sets him up for an easy one

 

Sporty header there from Atalanta vs. Milan

 

Atalanta is just relentless with the press. Fun game but missing Hakan and Benecer have really hurt Milan.

 

Lukaku gonna murder someone in the second half

 

Zlatan called him a donkey

then he told Zlatan fuck you and your wife

 

Ibra just got red carded

 

Been an entertaining match. Zlatan with a red, Lukaku converts penalty, and the ref had to be replaced due to a muscle injury. And we may get extra time!

 

Fantastic FK from Eriksen

 

He’s been butting heads with the owner of the club. This won’t go over well.

 

The sporting gods have rewarded him and they’ve cut it to 3-2

 

Or set him up to be the fall guy if they don’t get anything out of the match...

 

They’ve equalized

 

Now he cost them the full 3!

 

But he may have dove on the penalty he drew. Convinced ref he is honest to pass up a FK but then uses that trust to get a pen.

 

He’s out here playing chess

 

Fuck Atalanta...

 

They do something I’m not aware of?

 

Im not a fan of the coach... I respect his talents but fuck him and his dancing ways.

 

Spezia is playing some good stuff against Milan, up 2-0

 

Milan looked like pure garbage, lazy, sloppy and uninspired. 0 shots on goal.

 

Just came in, getting it framed soon

 

Milan with some less than idea defending early.

 

Inter with the early lead against Milan

 

That was a beautiful ball from Rom

 

Handanovic going highlight reel to start the second

 

Damn, that was a beautiful break of the press from Inter

 

Rom has been fantastic

 

just waltzed right around the defender

 

Pasta88

I’d like to get something off my chest with the number of big matches he’s showed up in over the last year.

The list of STs playing better than Rom is incredibly short if not nonexistent

 

Tier: Lewa

Tier: Håland, Rom, Kane, Mbappé

Everyone else

 

Not sure Mbappé should be listed with out and out 9’s

Also

 

I included him because if I didn’t, someone would’ve said something about him being missing.

Was talking about it with an Inter fan and I asked “Are we including Mbappé?”

He didn’t have Kane in that group and I strongly disagreed

 

Is Kevin Lasagna the greatest name ever?

(this is a rhetorical question)

 

un-make-up-able