Shaka Smart is going to be a MASSIVE failure at Texas

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  1. dump

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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  2. soulfly

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    Abilene can’t even run a fucking offense worth a shit and won :roll:
     
  3. Shawn Hunter

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    If Bennett at UVA didn’t have one fluke year in 2019 he’d be on the list too
     
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    Completely different story if they called the travel vs Auburn

    :feelsbadman:
     
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    Too bad they won’t be good enough next year to be a 4 seed.
     
  7. devine

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    Shaka lost to Abilene Christian with 2 first rounders (Kai Jones and Greg brown), a senior Jericho Sims that May get drafted, a senior guard Matt Coleman and a junior Andrew Jones that are both really good. That’s terrible and they’re going to be awful next year when everyone leaves
     
  8. devine

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    Prob time to just let Shaka go now
     
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  10. zachary

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    been on this train for 3 years
     
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  11. TC

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    I thought he’d been gone a year or two tbh
     
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  12. ono

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    I think Shaka is doing a great job and should get a lifetime extension.
     
  13. devine

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  14. spagett

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    Haha what?
     
  15. spagett

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    Marquette was tired of being stuck in purgatory with Wojo, so they hire... Shaka?
     
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  17. hood b. goode

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    Hood has devine on ignore... wow!
     
  19. steamengine

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    I gotta say, Tops nailed this one.
     
  20. bro

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  21. lunchbox

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    What a nice slice of news on a Friday
     
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  22. spagett

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    Beard to Texas?
     
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  23. dump

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    also nailed the Tom Herman failure
     
  24. TC

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    To be fair, you can say the next __________ will suck at Texas and be right as long as their boosters and board are the way they are
     
  25. hood b. goode

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    tom herman too:banderas:
     
  26. lunchbox

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    duh
     
  27. texasraider

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    I mean if Beard wants to go to UT, he will. And I will be forced to organize a suicide pact with Taques and bigred77
     
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  29. spagett

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    Hear me out... you instead sacrifice Bruce Weber
     
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  30. bigred77

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    Nobody wants the job at UT
     
  31. spagett

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    Rick Barnes. Do it.
     
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  32. steamengine

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    Surely beard will be the guy to finally turn things around
     
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  33. Shiggityshwo

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    let's be honest here, there isn't a hire Texas could make where he wouldn't have busted this shtick out
     
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  34. Taques

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    like beard would take a demotion :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
     
  35. Nostradumass

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    Imagine being such a loser that you don't even get the privilege of breaking up with your mediocre boyfriend before he leaves you for another girl.
     
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  36. dump

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  37. Patface

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    Shaka upgraded. Marquette Basketball > Texas Basketball.

    Not sure it's even close tbh.
     
  38. dome foam

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    Where on this doll did Texas touch you taxes?

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  39. spagett

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    Marquette has like 1 sellout a decade
     
  40. zachary

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    while texas bball fans suck, the arena holds more than double what VCU did.
     
  41. Bert Handsome

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    They also play in an.NBA arena
     
  42. BudKilmer

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    Shaka making fun of Beauregard T Oilman Texas donors is acceptable always regardless of capacity specifics
     
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    Win more games ya dope.
     
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  44. spagett

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    I should have just said their fans are meh
     
  45. Chipper>Jeter

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    Texas AM and Texas being outside the top 5 teams in their own state is kinda funny
     
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  46. dump

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    basketball is for inferior schools :yaoface:
     
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    Oh no.
     
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