Shaka Smart is going to be a MASSIVE failure at Texas

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  1. Corky Bucek

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  2. Shock Linwood

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    Lost to Kent State?????

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    hood b. goode * J Y * wtx dome foam IanBoyd

    Football team is on its 3rd coach in the last 5 years, 3 consecutive losing seasons, no bowl this year, recruiting ranking is #52 https://n.rivals.com/team_rankings/ and that includes their top "commit" Lagarryon Carson who decommitted today :loldog: , lost to Kansas; Basketball...where do I begin? How about 6-6 record in year 2, many embarrassing losses but two worst are UT Arlington and Kent Fucking State lmbo; finally baseball: so shitty they had to fire their coach last year. What a fucking dumpster fire. And the entire athletic dept. is being sued by their former women's track coach led by famous bitchy feminist attorney...Gloria Allred. Glorious.

    #wrts
     
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    didn't tops start out as a UT fan? i really can't remember at this point
     
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    slhorn Line 4 guy
     
  5. DollarBillHokie

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    If they keep up this run in the revenue sports, Tennessee will claim another #1 ranking as the most prominent UT.

    Caw caw?
     
  6. Big Ern McCracken

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    Why?
     
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  7. spagett

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    Shaka's a bitch, straight-up.
     
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    How bout those Preseason SEC #3 Aggies losing to Preseason #13 Tennessee at home coached by Rick Barnes!?!?!?
     
  11. Shock Linwood

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    Shaka just got bitched by my Bears.

    Welcome to the big time MFer

    #Texas Longhorns

    :loldog:
     
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  12. Shock Linwood

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    Tenn now 9-8

    Lmbo
     
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    Still better than aTm :mulletsmug:
     
  14. devine

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    This is an impressively terrible coaching job by Shaka this year
     
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    They're actually 2-6, idiot
     
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  17. Shock Linwood

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    My bad, I can't keep track of shitty collegiate sports teams.

    Speaking of, how's Arkansas these days?

    Besides the 5 game losing streak to Texas A&M of course. lmbo
     
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    better than your health, you portly bastard
     
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  19. Shock Linwood

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    Lol

    Had to hit a game winner nearly at the buzzer to slip by mighty Tennessee State 47-46 in Austin.

    How embarrassing. #Texas Longhorns
     
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    :feelsgoodman: add one to the win column
     
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    47 points? That's some Anthony Grant shit right there.
     
  22. * J Y *

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    #WINNING
     
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    Well they both came from VCU
     
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  25. Tiffin

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    Hey don't go spending all those points in one place.
     
  26. ColeTrickle

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    Their last 4 coaches have been hired away by power conference schools and none of them have panned out (well LSU is too early)
     
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  28. HatterasJack

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    Forgot to log in as Shock
     
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    Didn’t look much better on TV once the game started
     
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    Yikes. Got pasted by TCU today. The Horned Frogs came in at 4-7 in conference play in the weak Big 12.

    It was bad.
     
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  36. Shock Linwood

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    HAHAHAHA LMBO

    My Baylor Bears just dragged their nuts all over the #Texas Longhorns

    Ripped their hearts out in Double OT in Austin.

    Likely eliminated them from the NCAA tournament.

    LMBO

    What a great day.
     
  37. * J Y *

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    Thread title was shockingly accurate.
     
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  38. Shock Linwood

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    Some may say it was quite smart.
     
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    I literally think of the status of this thread every time I see a Texas basketball game on.
     
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    We’d mop the floor with any of the weak shit in your conference, so bring it on
     
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    You've already proved this whole thing isn't really so much a ruse, but rather, who you actually are.
     
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  45. houtex716

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    yeah cause WVU blew it and everybody was happy that baylor lost
     
  46. lechnerd

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    SPIN it!!!
     
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    A&M is gonna hang a banner for that one. “2017 Big 12 - SEC Challenge Champions”
     
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  49. Z

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    And with what Rick Barnes is doing at Tennessee, seems clear that Texas fired the better coach.
     
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    If Baylor is the reason Texas misses the dance :banderas:
     
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