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Discussion in 'TV Board' started by James Harden's Beard, Jun 10, 2012.

  1. jkun

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    I don't know why he was even given a spot on the show... he had a horrible/very basic app with on users. Most cringe worthy thing ever when he turned around as he was starting to walk out to give his whole you can't say no speech.

    Kind of knew he was going to bomb like that when beforehand he's getting hugged by his mom
     
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    Apps hardly ever do well or get a deal on the show too
     
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  3. C A N E

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    As soon as he said “I don’t have a rich uncle” I knew someone was going to tear his ass up
     
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    Cuban was also spot on about that Asian chick
     
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  5. C A N E

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    He also called out the other Asian chicks from a coffee meets bagel.

    Might be wacist
     
  6. C A N E

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    Will give the kid with the airport app some credit: Trippie is a great name if he can actually make it the Waze of airports
     
  7. HatterasJack

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    This is true. Think its mostly because apps generally are either huge hits or complete flops and that all happens super quick and requires significant money up front. They go to the real VC folks for that type of investment, not the "tell me about your sales" types that are on the show.
     
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    Good episode tonight.

    That lock guy at the end was a smart dude. I thought Mr. Wonderful would be his best partner and would get him a ton of money licensing with Masterlock. I thought there was no way in hell though and figured he'd go with A-Rod/Barbara for obvious reasons. Good on him.
     
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  9. The Banks

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    Fantastic product. Wonder how it does in exterior settings (cold/rain).
     
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  10. Clown Baby

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    The meditation app was rightfully skewered. There are few things lamer than “influencers” and she totally devalued the Sharks possible contributions as legit public figures with real business savvy.
     
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  11. Aaron Hernandez

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    Alexander Rodriguez is one of the sharks?
     
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    He's not one of the main ones rather a "guest" shark from time to time like Chris Sacca, Ashton Kutcher, and Richard Branson. All the main sharks are still all on the show.
     
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    Sacca: "This is going to be about as quick as last year's Dallas Mavericks playoff highlights"

    Mark Cuban and I: [​IMG]

    fuck that silicon valley douchewad
     
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    Sacca sucks but that was pretty damn funny. Mr. Wonderful's reaction was hilarious.
     
  15. dump

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    It was not funny
     
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    :cryingjordan:
     
  17. dump

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    also should we hate Spanx like we hate push up bras
     
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    Doesn't matter. It's only for old ladies.
     
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    Too early to tell but I might actually hate Bethany Frankel on the show more than Barbara

    I enjoy A-Rod :justsayin:
     
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  20. dump

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    both her and the Spanx chick were geniuses who hit on their own gender's insecurities
     
  21. The Banks

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    Watching season 4. Still baffled that Damon, a fashion guy, had never heard of a whale tail before. Same with Lori.
     
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    Got to give it to Cuban. He completely out negotiated and sold his offer a million times better than either Barbara or the Vitamin Water guy on the oatmeal product. That Vitamin Water guy really thinks he's something special.
     
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  23. dump

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    that guy sucks

    congrats on selling ordinary, everyday products to stupid people
     
  24. Bruce Wayne

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    Lori looks like she's never even heard of a toothbrush so it isn't surprising she doesn't know what a whale tail is
     
  25. buckwild

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    The last one tonight made the room a little dusty.
     
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  26. We$tTxO&G

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    That was tough to watch. Incredible how put together they were with the dad passing so recently. I was super impressed by all 3.
     
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  27. CF3234

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    Yea. You knew the sharks knew exactly what was going on the second they walked into the room because Damon was in tears immediately.
     
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  28. buckwild

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    Yes. I mean....it's a nice invention and I'm sure it will sell well especially with the back story. But, their enthusiasm over it was definitely embellished....and that's perfectly fine.
     
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  29. CF3234

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    Absolutely. The product testing part felt like a way over the top infomercial.
     
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  30. DUCKMOUTH

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    Watching the adult apple sauce lady.

    I think the yogurt style shelf presentation is a good idea. Lots of people don’t like yogurt and it is a good snack alternative.
     
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  31. DUCKMOUTH

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    Cuban made a good buy in.
     
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  32. CF3234

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    yea, product has a lot of potential.
     
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  33. dump

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    Higgins has one of the best resumes of any Shark not named Richard Branson

    CF3234
     
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  34. CF3234

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    Speaking of Richard Branson, he's a big reason last nights episode ended the way it did. All the sharks donating their profits to charity started with him.
     
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  35. buckwild

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    I liked that guy. I didn't even get the impression that he was trying to act like a know it all when he was grilling the sushi guy....seemed to be testing him.
     
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    This Is Us can learn a thing or two from that last segment. Jesus christ. Perfectly placed guest shark (I know that was planned out beautifully). That thing is gonna be the new Scrub Daddy of QVC.

    also that vegan sushi will kill it on the WC. Hope you’re ready to see it at Dolphin games CF3234 .
     
  37. CF3234

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    it could already be there. just haven't seen it yet
     
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  38. dump

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    I would eat it at least once

    looks delicious
     
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    Sir Charles on next week's episode should be great
     
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  41. buckwild

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    That's amazing
     
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  42. dump

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    That last presentation got me almost as much as the 9/11 firefighter presentation did

    almost
     
  43. Vinegar Strokes

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    What was the product?
     
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  44. dump

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    some dresses for moms that want to play with their kids and get dirty without taking it to the dry cleaners

    The Spanx lady bought in obviously
     
  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    I mean, go buy some fucking jeans or a cotton dress at target and throw that bitch in the washing machine
     
  46. Jack Parkman

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  47. George Costanza

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    Has Jeff been living under a rock for like 5 years? Thought this was common knowledge
     
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    ....and some of the guest sharks over the years

    Bethany Frankel...$25 Million
    Charles Barkley...$40 Million
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    Ashton Kutcher...$200 Million
    Rohan Oza...$200 Million
    ARod...$300 Million
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    Sara Blakely...$1 Billion
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    Richard Branson...$5 Billion
     
  49. Kevintensity

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    What's Sara Blakelys @?
     
  50. The Banks

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