Shitty car mods

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  1. Joe_Pesci

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    Seen today in Portland

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  2. BumpingNasties

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    Are those rims gold or yellow?
     
  3. Joe_Pesci

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    that era of camry had an option for gold wheels iirc
     
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  5. Iron Mickey

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    I’m actually mad the camper PT cruiser is considered shitty in any sense
     
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  8. wes tegg

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    :roll: the airbag would be a shotgun blast.
     
  9. BellottiBold

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    my god I love this (reddit) thread
     
  10. bigred77

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    What the hell is even going on here?
     
  11. bertwing

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    Talk about penis envy!
     
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  12. bigred77

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    Take it to the awesome car mod thread
     
  13. Zebbie

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    damn right :mulletsmug:
     
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  16. WC

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    Gat damn Marcus Lattimore of cars
     
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  17. Fargin'

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    Marcus

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  18. WC

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    marcus
     
  19. Butthead

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    Spotted in the wild: a rare Volvo Ferrari edition

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    Hmm, that appears to say Volvo on it. Leaving the post for the lulz
     
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  20. Duck70

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    and it's a moose instead of a prancing horse
     
  21. shaolin5

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    This "Carolina Squat" bullishit takes the cake for me NOTHING says MAGA CHUD quite like this

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  22. shaolin5

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    STOP HATIN GUYS!!!!!

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  23. NineteenNine

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    Funny this thread got bumped. Saw a Honda CRV (I think) with a fake Mercedes front end badge on it today and laughed for a solid minute.
     
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  24. Duck70

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    that seems dangerous af
     
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  25. TC

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    TIL this is known as the Carolina Squat. Def some young people around here doing that
     
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  26. shaolin5

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    Oh it is
     
  27. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    It’s a Hummer with a Prius shell on it! It’s gets even worse mileage than the Hummer!
     
  28. WC

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    Plus it’s obnoxious as fuck to be in front of that truck or driving towards it because of the headlights blasting right into your eyes.
     
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  29. TC

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    You pulled one yet?
     
  30. WC

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    Nah, not many of those in the side of Raleigh I’ve primarily worked in.
     
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  31. Cabs

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    My god. Spent the first 27 years of my life in Alabama and never say this once. Moved up to SC and see these fucking everywhere. It looks so fucking stupid.
     
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  32. Butthead

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    Me and the boys making our trucks significantly more dangerous to own the libs
     
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  33. HOOSINSC

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    carolina squat bros always have a decal with their IG handle on the rear window too.
     
  34. Cabs

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    They usually have one of those fuzzy steering wheel covers to make it even cooler.
     
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  35. Butthead

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    I am not a car guy at all and I have nothing against Volvo but... a moose wouldn't be the first animal I think of for a performance car. More off road
     
  36. wes tegg

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    That’s kind of the joke. Volvos aren’t known for performance or aesthetic.
     
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  37. Duck70

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    Sometimes I really hate people
     
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    I would have gone reindeer.
     
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  39. BellottiBold

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    This is kinda mild given the thread but the uber/lyft stickers destroyed me when I saw this
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  40. The Guglia

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    My car is a Swedish luxury machine, Wes.
     
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  41. two

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    Kid in my neighborhood has a Subaru that is lowered so when he has to go over the speed bumps it becomes a whole fucking thing and takes forever. I’m usually pretty patient but getting stuck behind him gives me horrible road rage.
     
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  43. AptosDuck

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    It's also an homage to the moose test
     
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  45. TC

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    Some people came to fuck around. This guy did not
     
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  46. Butthead

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    Those look like the things in big pools that indicate where the deep end starts
     
  47. jrmy

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    North Carolina just banned this.
     
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    Can’t let anybody fuck up the Mercury Marquis. It’s gonna be a classic soon.
     
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