SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. DannyO'brienIsOurSatan

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    ESPN is great right now.
     
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  2. TYdeFan05

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    To further his heisman résumé...I don't know why man, but I believe it.
     
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    People really buy that he was a victim of a hoax?

    So it is just happenstance that his family friend who he is in multiple pics with and he got on the sidelines for the USC game created the fake gf's account?

    :laugh:
     
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  4. C A N E

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    It was supposed to be she'll :facepalm:
     
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  6. Moxin24

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    @JadeveonClowny: You wanna know what's weirder than Manti Teo making up a girlfriend then pretend killing her? Nothing.
     
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    what a ban couples months for mormons
     
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    This is just so awesome.
     
  9. Perdido Beach

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    Hey Manti,

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    :loldog: at Teo really actually meeting a girl after the Stanford game and her being a part of the hoax.

    I guess it wouldn't be suspicious at all to meet one person and then notice all of their pictures on Facebook/Twitter are of somebody completely different.
     
  12. OHW

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    Bald Bryan tweets being copy/pasted on TMB now? Big fan of this.
     
  13. TYdeFan05

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    Hope that was some good imaginary pussy.
     
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  15. 20/20/20/20

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    Dont forget the fact that Roniah Tuiasosospo contacted a random chick from his hs and got her to write MSMK on a sign and send him the pic :laugh: and stole all her pics to use as Lennay
     
  16. Fran Tarkenton

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    There has got to be a Hannah Weis joke in this somehow...
     
  17. Todd Bonzales

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    Going to Facebook this and make people think I said it. :dealwithit:

    I would credit you, but I don't think anyone knows who Redav on TMB is, other than a few OSU posters.
     
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    Really surprised no one has recommended this on Facebook yet.

    aaaaaaaaaaaand I jinxed it.
     
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  20. IrishLAX2

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    Mashed pote'os?
     
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    What if he's just insane and truly believes she existed but really he just hallucinated her? His parents dont want him or others to know he's crazy so all of these events with his brother calling him etc actually happened but it was just his parents way of trying to cure him?

     
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    Rogan board did it first.
     
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    I pray he goes to the green room for the NFL Draft. The people of New York will murder him and it will be glorious.
     
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  25. Rothko

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    I never want to hear another USC fan moan the loss of Te'O again.
     
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  26. New user

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    He was getting some real butthole imo iyam
     
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    Presser will be pure gold
     
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  29. TYdeFan05

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    This is my theory as well.
     
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  30. Brewtus

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    Wait... someone from a Catholic institution made up the birth of someone, and death, and then capitized on telling the story of it? That just blows my mind. Can't imagine that ever happening.
    i know he's a mormon, same could be said for them
     
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    please God just keep your mouths shut, weather the storm and move on :facepalm:
     
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  32. Can I Spliff it

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    was this posted?

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  33. Moxin24

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    Unless they are throwing Te'o under the bus, this does seem like the best course of action.
     
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  34. Wicket

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    so his ghostlike girlfriend he was "dating" instead of a real girl was basically like the ghostlike ballcariers he was "tackling" instead of tackling the real ballcarriers in the bama game
     
  35. Redav

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    I laughed really hard at this for some reason...

     
  36. Clown Baby

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    Manti, your girlfriend, poof
     
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  40. Irush

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    So in other news, is there anything Clowney can't do?
     
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    Notre Dame will announce full membership in the ACC tonight.
     
  42. Celemo

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  43. Clown Baby

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    Guys, Manti was just doing this to raise money for cancer research
     
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  44. Can I Spliff it

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    Best for who?

    Not for us
     
  45. Volholic16

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    Jadeveon is on point.
     
  46. nexus

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    When was the last time a team had a 10 day stretch as bad as this?
     
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  48. IrishLAX2

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    This is actually all a Right to Life ploy. Lennay was a victim of a vicious abortion. Oh what could have been?

    Glad to see ND doing their best to redeem themselves from the Obama graduation address.
     
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