Silicon Valley Bank is Dead

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Menelaus, Mar 10, 2023.

  1. pperc

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    Always about penis’ with you
     
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  2. Gallant Knight

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    Watch me
     
  3. pperc

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    I’ll sue you first
     
  4. Bricktop the white

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    give me a ticker symbol and i will.
     
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  5. Harrison Beck

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    Mission accomplished
     
  6. CaneKnight

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    Mushrooms 4 all*
     
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  7. ~ taylor ~

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    As long as you don't need to buy a new house you'll be sitting pretty.
     
  8. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Already got it!

    Ok I am finished here good luck everybody
     
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  9. Upton^2

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  10. user15000

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  11. pperc

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    Via levy on the banking industry
     
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  12. THF

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    Help, how do I find my local community bank’s shitcoin?
     
  13. Gallant Knight

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    It sounds like everyone would’ve likely been made whole or close to it anyway
     
  14. Bo Pelinis

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    Yes I would also like to make the regional bank money
     
  15. ~ taylor ~

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    The fucking asshat contributing to a run on the bank took some time in the middle of wiring money out of the bank to also buy shares of the bank, assuming that he could use make some money off the the situation when the bank and it's stock rebounded.

    These captains of industry.
     
  16. THF

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    Another point for Crypto.
     
  17. pperc

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  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    The "don't feel bad for me, we signed up for this" after a lengthy thread in which he documents all the ways he's responsible for this catastrophe like he's some kind of stoic hero is the chef's kiss.
     
  19. JGator1

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    accidental post
     
  20. Doc Louis

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    Asking if he's good enough to still do this? Ummm nah.
     
  21. Lyrtch

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    Going to pass it in to the consumer right.

    Shameful
     
  22. pperc

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    You don’t bank anyways
     
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  23. Handcuffed

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    what are the consequences for peter thiel?
     
  24. Name P. Redacted

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    They’re gonna confiscate his blood boys
     
  25. user15000

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  26. letan

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    KRE
     
  27. user15000

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  28. pperc

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    It’s a very good deal for existing banks for sure. But the fed can hold until maturity.
     
  29. Lyrtch

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  30. user15000

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  31. pperc

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    That looks like diarrhea on a page
     
  32. pperc

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    Deleted before you could post it
     
  33. Lyrtch

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    was a joe weistenthal tweet, will repost if he does
     
  34. BudKilmer

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    Every Twitter account user1500 follows either ends in .eth, had an avi with red eyes, or is a person that should be drawn and quartered
     
  35. user15000

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    I’ll simplify for you: the fed is lending against shit collateral. Hth
     
  36. user15000

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    I hate eth and am not a fan of killing people I might disagree with politically or from a financial perspective. Hope you get some help tho!
     
  37. Name P. Redacted

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    Iowagator shedding his identity to come back as user15000 crypto zealot is a very Patrick bateman staring in the mirror peeling off the mask move.
     
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  38. NothingIsOT

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    I was ready to buy those $100 Mar FRC Calls for $2.85 at open. Fuckin market makers are going to blow through that before I can even get my order filled.
     
  39. pperc

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    I know what it’s trying to say. But it’s also a person having a psychotic breakdown. Also, it’s not shit collateral. Sad you don’t understand what it is, why it’s worth less today, and why at maturity it’s not a problem for the fed. Also they aren’t lending. They are purchasing.
     
  40. Can I Spliff it

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    There are no atheists in a fox hole libertarians in a bank crisis
     
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  41. user15000

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    Oh ok. Seems you’ve figured it out then. Carry on. Just move a few things around and presto, banking collapse avoided. It’s a shame this wasn’t in place pre-SVB because then they never would’ve had problems in the first place.
     
  42. pperc

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    True
     
  43. Lyrtch

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  44. pperc

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    The fireman’s pension fund thanks you!
     
  45. Name P. Redacted

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  46. Name P. Redacted

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    Gonna press the biggest X for doubt about regs
     
  47. Lyrtch

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    i don't know if this is a joke or not
     
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  48. Lyrtch

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  49. pperc

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    I like to keep things that way.
     
  50. Lyrtch

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    :bro: