Slutty Breakfast

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  1. shawnoc

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    A hard roll is actually pretty soft - softer than a baguette, just not as soft as a hamburger bun. They’re slightly bigger than a hamburger bun as well. If you order a “pork roll egg and cheese on a hard roll” you usually get a Portuguese roll or Kaiser roll.

    Kaiser roll
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    Portuguese roll
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    They come in 6 or 12 packs at a NJ grocery store:
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  2. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Just had the Philly cheesesteak hash brown bowl from waffle house. No onions, add bacon. Fucking great.
     
  3. steamengine

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    Just poached two eggs over some slow dough with a piece of melted sharp cheddar in between and a side of sliced fatty brisket.

    And half an avocado for health reasons.
     
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  4. dallasdawg

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    now you’re speaking my language
     
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  5. Jake Scott

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    Bowl of weed, black coffee, Grits, sausage chopped up in the grits, bowl of fruit.
     
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  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    Cheese in those grits?
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Smoked a Brisket last week so I've put in chopped brisket into my eggs every morning.

    Egg, Cheese, Brisket on either Texas Toast or soft tacos. Some mix sour cream, hot sauce, salsa.

    Quarantine Def letting me step up my egg sandwich game
     
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  8. Jake Scott

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    some times, but with the sausage already in there, adding the cheese can make it too salty.
     
  9. dallasdawg

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    just made a sandwich with egg, cheddar, and bacon and a side of sautéed spinach and sweet potato cooked in the bacon grease

    made a latte cause it’s sunday and idgaf
     
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  10. Biship

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    Eggs, chorizo, potatoes
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  11. dallasdawg

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  12. Clown Baby

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    Biship is absolutely living his best life during this quarantine
     
  13. Biship

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    I’ve basically said, I’m going to cook all the things that I always complain not having time for.

    plus we aren’t paying daycare.

    I would eat like this once a month normally. Now it’s a couple new things per week.
     
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  14. wes tegg

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    Avocado toast with a fried sunny side egg this morning.
     
  15. Tro lo lo

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  16. IHHH

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  17. IHHH

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    Just kidding wes tegg it’s a very nutritional breakfast
     
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  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    Better not sat the too loud or the townies of homewood are gonna get you
     
  19. Biship

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    Egg over chorizo and potatoes
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  20. Bruce Bowen

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    I need to get some get chorizo.
     
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  21. Celemo

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    Had one of these this morning...surprisingly great
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  22. Biship

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    I call this fire in the hole.

    Eggs, hot sauce, pickled red onion, roasted jalapeño. Over toast

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  23. Todd Bonzales

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  24. One Two

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    Fried eggs (in the runny side) over toast have been a staple now that I’ve got more time to throw together breakfast.
     
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  25. Upton^2

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    Picked red onions are goat accoutrement
     
  26. Lyrtch

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    been making lots of chilaquiles lately

    and these are key

     
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  27. Bert Handsome

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  28. Corky Bucek

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    OP forgot to add two strawberries to the description
     
  29. LookslikeUofI

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  30. IHHH

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    is this english?, let’s be sharper up in here
     
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  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    Real men don't edit their posts
     
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  32. dallasdawg

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    what are we making this fine morning?
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    I made blueberry pancakes, fried sausage patties and strawberries last night for brinner. So good.

    Probably a basic fried egg sandwich on sourdough
     
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  34. dallasdawg

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    may be basic, but still a little slutty
     
  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'll throw some siracha on that trick.

    Or some Serrano pepper hot sauce
     
  36. Tiffin

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    Peanut butter pancakes and cheesy scrambled eggs this AM
     
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  37. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Egg whites, applewood smoked sausage, potatoes, black beans with green chilies and HEB green sauce.
     
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  38. The Fuck Lion

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    Turkey sausage
    Three fried eggs topped with shredded cheese and hot salsa
    Whole wheat toast w peanut butter and honey
    Vanilla Greek yogurt with blueberries, strawberries and kashi peanut butter cereal
    Fresh squeezed OJ and black coffee
     
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  39. ramszoolander

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    I ran out of smoked salmon
     
  40. blind dog

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    Buttermilk biscuit with spinach, chicken (grilled or fried), sunny side up eggs, and a jalapeno hollandaise sauce.
     
  41. Iron Mickey

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    Leftover prime rib with eggs and shredded potato pancakes
     
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  42. Nelson

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    None of these include leftovers and for this transgression I regret to inform you that it is disqualified
     
  43. blind dog

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    we traveled for thanksgiving for football game, so no leftovers :/

    will have MIL’s leftovers when we go home
     
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  44. Constant

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    Leftover deviled eggs, pumpkin pie and cranberries. Eclectic but don't shame me.
     
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  45. tjsblue

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    Pumpkin pie is perfect for keeping things moving for the olds.
     
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  46. Constant

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    Comes out remarkably similar. Will post pics.
     
  47. poor paul

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    Leftover turkey hash browns with poblano, onion, and pickled Fresno chiles.
     
  48. blind dog

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    Eggs Sardou

    also had a fresh out of oven peach muffin that might be best thing I’ve ever had

    Also mimosa drunk
     
  49. The Fuck Lion

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    Western omelette and hasbrowns from the Blackstone
     
  50. Tiffin

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    I just had half a chicken tender pub sub. Is that slutty?