Slutty Breakfast

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Menelaus, May 24, 2019.

  1. Mr. Bean

    Mr. Bean Well-Known Member

    Hash with leftover salt potatoes, onion, Anaheim pepper, seasoned with lots of gochugaru. Two poached eggs (4:30 at 190F, splash of white vinegar in the water), leftover beans, lots of Bufalo guajillo sauce, half pot of coffee
     
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  2. ned's head

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    Ohh doggy, I've just planned out the weekend's slate of debauchery.

    Tomorrow: eggs :booger: and sweet potato hash browns :bison:

    Sunday: Avocado toast :ceelo:

    Monday: oatmeal muffins :deerstandnotkneel:
     
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  3. Homo Erectus

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  4. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    If you had the buffalo sauce, yes.
     
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  5. poor paul

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    Was gonna post in breakfast sandwich thread but this one is bumped and I’m lazy. Two fried eggs, bacon, sharp cheddar and sweet potato/shallot hash with feta.

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  6. Tiffin

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    I did not.

    I did have Chipotle mayo and fontana cheese tho
     
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  7. Joe Withabee

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    Look out guys, we've got a wild man over here
     
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  8. Shawn Hunter

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    I had chocolate chip waffles and a protein bar for breakfast, where's this rank on the slutty scale? Like 40-year-old virgin?
     
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  9. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Got a ham egg and cheese biscuit from a gas station in Alabama this morning. Thought I was about to get a country ham salt bomb and bit into what appeared to be 3 thick slices of homemade honey baked ham. Good but certainly not what I as expecting.
     
  10. HotMic

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  11. bigred77

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  12. Constant

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    Granny panties level of sluttiness.
     
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  13. fattus

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    Strawberry is my go-to but I mix in blueberry and cherry.

    If the store has those three in a variety box I buy them out. So fun playing pop tart roulette.
     
  14. hudson

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    Yeah I had that last week, it was great, the slut in like puréed potato underneath a coddled egg .
     

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  15. The Fuck Lion

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    Breakfast pizza.

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  16. jbr

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    It don’t look like much, but breakfast tacos are #1 light hangover breakfast.

    Made some potatoes with russets and onions, leftover pulled pork from the butts smoked yesterday, eggs, cheese, and a Secret Aardvark vinegar sauce.

    And now we wait for the explosion.
     
  17. a.tramp

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    A greasy barbacoa taco with some fire green sauce is a top 5 hangover delight.
     
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  18. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Lost a decent bit of weight before summer and put some back in the last 3 months. Start back to work on Monday and will start eating a lot better. Eating some of my favorite horrible foods today.

    This is country fried steak with cheese eggs.

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  19. steamengine

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    Had this today, was extremely slutty.


    HUEVOS AHOGADOS
    Two eggs over easy with salsa ranchera over a crispy bean and cheese tostada with your choice of bacon, pork sausage, ham, or chorizo. Topped with queso fresco and crema. Served with rice, beans, avocado, pico de gallo, and flour or corn tortillas.

    Best picture I could find.

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  20. poor paul

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    Had a leftover store bought flatbread and made a bacon and egg flatbread. The base is ricotta and chive cream cheese, then some pepper-jack cheese.

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  21. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    this mf double dipping the likes
     
  22. poor paul

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    It’s all in the game
     
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  23. Iron Mickey

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    flatbread may be a sandwich…
     
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  24. a.tramp

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    Make pancakes about 1-2 times a year and that is the perfect amount of times for me. From scratch with butter and Bourbon Barrel-Aged Maple Syrup.

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  25. skiedfrillet

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    Tell me more about his fancy syrup. I’ve got some Blantons maple syrup that is real tasty, I’m assuming it’s similar?
     
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  26. a.tramp

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    I assume so. I like it because it has just a subtle hint of that bourbon flavor. This appears to be a product of the state of Michigan. It is delightful.
     
  27. bro

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    There is a spot in Denver that does breakfast burritos with shredded beef. Eggs, potatoes, green chili and shredded beef will cure all.
     
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  28. The Guglia

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    Pumpernickel everything, pastrami, red onion, scrambled eggs, and cream cheese

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  29. HotMic

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    What’s the board consensus on Another Broken Egg? Not too bad for a chain imho.
     
  30. cheddarisbetter

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    hell no
     
  31. Baron

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    Is this like First Watch?
     
  32. IHHH

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  33. IHHH

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    This would look amazing any day of the week but for me and how hungover I am this looks like a perfect last meal before I go.
     
  34. Nug

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    borderline erotic
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  35. wes tegg

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  36. a.tramp

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    Parmesan & toasted sesame buttermilk biscuits, red chili sausage gravy, egg over medium, spicy chili crunch.

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  37. wes tegg

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    everything bagel + bacon + egg + cheddar + avocado + red onion + tomato
     
  38. Lip

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    Look at all of you Richie riches flaunting your wealth with all of this egg consumption
     
  39. poor paul

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    Made some homemade turkey sausage spiced halfway between breakfast sausage and chorizo. Didn’t have biscuits but toasted sourdough did the trick.

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  40. jrmy

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    Crisp up bacon, cook up hashbrowns in grease, over easy eggs, cottage cheese and mix it all up
     
  41. bertwing

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    had a bacon egg and cheese and sausage Sammy and truffle hash browns at eggslut and it was the best breakfast I’ve ever head on a hangover in Vegas
     
  42. Drew Swinney Esq

    Drew Swinney Esq Successful Attorney in Atlanta
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    A leftovers slutty brinner. Beef chili verde and grit cake.

    Grit cake was money. Flour dredge, egg wash, breaded 50/50 with panko + some grits I ground finer in a spice grinder.

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    Last edited: Jun 25, 2023
  43. Lip

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    that’s a lot of fancy words
     
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