Smoltzy

I’m also hearing this

 

Louis Holth and I were just talking about this

 

5D prospect chess?

AA da god

 

I’ve been telling y’all Cease is the one.

 

So actually our prospects are all awesome we just hide them from all the scouts and media who cover prospects or something.

 

Correct

 

We may or may not get Dylan Cease. Watch this space.

 

where’s the lunch report SummerOfGeorge

 

We need to do what the Dodgers do which is artificially inflate the value of prospects by talking them up then it’s revealed that they’re ass after we trade them

 

Work from home Friday. Also, guys have started heading down to Florida, so it's a lull. Gotta be diligent because you know the next milb deal reliever will go to Chipotle to snag a bowl right before/after he signs his paperwork at the stadium.

Didn't see any mention of Max signing with Toronto. Big win for DoB!

 

4:20 blaze it ben

 

I mean seriously, if recruiting ranking bumps existed in baseball it would be the Dodgers.

2021 Dodgers Prospect list
1. Keibert Ruiz (mid)
2. Josiah Gray (mid)
3. Michael Busch (terrible)
4. Kody Hoese (27 year old in AAA)
5. Bobby Miller (hurt/maybe ok, maybe terrible)
6. Diego Cartaya (hit .200 combined the last 2 seasons in AA/AAA)
7. Ryan Pepioot (above average)
8. Andy Pages (very average)
9. Wilman Diaz (nowhere near MLB)
10. Jacob Amaya (terrible)

 

They aren’t doing a very good job of hiding their prospects

 

Rival GM: We love the guy, he’s an all-star after all, but we just can’t afford him. But we would need multiple top prospects in return.

Friedman: I can give you two of our top 3 guys. These dudes are top 50 prospects in all of baseball they’re just blocked here.

Rival GM: Are they ass?

Friedman: Absolute buttcheeks

Rival GM: Deal.

 

Ryan Cothron went to the Tim Watts school of online journalism

 

Kinda wild how Coppy’s antics a decade ago are still impacting us. He was providing shelter for a refugee!

 

That’s actually illegal now in the US. MLB was just ahead of the trend.

 

No politics please. As you know, Toby’s ancestors were killed by migrant workers (the Red Army)

 

not to be confused with his other ancestors who died at the hands of immigrant workers (the Union Army)

 

??????

 

Holy shit can’t believe we actually got Cease

 

let’s just say Ryan Cothran is about to “cease” to exist lol

 

A Cease and Desist over talking about it?

 

I’m hearing an announcement should come soon. Sounds like a package of Baldwin and AJSS

 

Say cheese!

 

Clown Baby congrats to your oldest daughter on her engagement!

 

I've never seen a Bleu before

 

#blessed

 

I'm assuming it's pronounced the same as the word it's misspelled?

 

I think it's pronounced like the cheese

 

She’s named after the Miami hotel you dipshit

 

Moldy cheese, just like Bryce's pitching.

 

Another one, albeit unlikely to begin with, is off the board

 

Can confirm,

wait am i actually Ryan cothran

 

Sounds like we need it on our side then - AJSS and Elder enough to finish the deal?

 

In a way, we all are.

 

SCOOP

 

Ryan Cothran can you confirm

 

I was going to make a point to go to that until I read dodgers. Fuck that I'm boycotting anything they are involved in.

 

I’m hearing May 1st