Smoltzy

steve i really don't want to be the one that has to tell you this so i will let one two do it instead so you shoot the messenger

 

Checkmate

 

the only thing that is important is that you live your truth (and shoot One Two)

 

The sheriff of baseball is back

 

Clown Baby has a framed picture of Brian McCann above the guest bathroom toilet that says “Live, Laugh, and Don’t Pimp Home Runs”

 

My kids are not 9, 10, 11, 12 years old and I’d appreciate he not assume they are.

I made my 4 yo sleep in the backyard last night because he hit the tee with the bat during our work tho. Gotta be repercussions when they mess up.

 

How the fuck are Bræden and Klanden gonna get better if not for the merciless strings of mental abuse they receive on the field from adults?

 

What the fuck

 

It’s actually on an adjacent wall that sports the Trump bleeding ear “fight” photo complete with Elon’s signature on it.

 

What the fuck

 

Will never be able to get a backsplash at this rate

 

Clown Baby invites us over and expects we don’t observe his art

 

You two are both acutely aware that I try to keep my politics separate from my posting because of a sponsored content deal with Alpo. Alpo, if it’s good enough to be eaten by the guys who like and reply to my posts, it’s good enough for your fur baby. #ad

 

Do love how you always treat us to Alpo when we’re over for the big game #alsoad

 

*clown baby placing bowls around the den floor and laying out large potty pads*

clown baby wife: “what are you doing?”

clown baby: “the boys are coming over to watch the game. Can you put the sign on the door asking people to not use the doorbell?”

 

The Doddfather optioned already???

 

enoli and royber are the names of Clown Baby’s children in his secret family in south america

 

I was hoping they were optioning Dodd to the independent leagues

Hurtson already gone too?

 

I’d like to think Hurston has a shot at the bullpen this year

 

Why should dogs get the best incontinence remediation gear? Not in my house!

 

Who knew a guy named Hurston would bust

 

Fairly close to the OD lineup. Glaring exception is obviously BDLC

 

Profar with a leadoff double

 

WHEEEEEELLLLSSS

 

AJSS, 2IP, 2H, 3Ks. Not bad.

 

We didn’t over extend for Dylan Cease because we already had Dylan Cease
at home

 

Didn’t you tell us like two months ago that we were getting either Cease or King

 

I don’t know what you’re talking about

 

He's going to make some other team happy in the future

 

Episode 1. We back

 

Ben Ingram

 

Tom Goodwin

 

About to crank up my antenna and watch some of this game

 

Buddy that ain’t an antenna you’re cranking.

 

oh great now you can watch baseball over an antenna??? manfred keeps making watching baseball easier and easier and its making me more and more likely to go postal

 

Cool cool. Seems familiar

 

Braves on Gray

 

So have so much money..



In 2024, the Braves saw 2% year-over-year growth in baseball revenue ($595M), and 14% YOY growth in mixed-use development revenue ($67M), according to a Q4 earnings call on Wednesday.

 

And that’s why I pull up in that new Bugatti

 

Sean is like 0-6 so far and k’s against Sandy last inning.

 

Not enough pull power for Drake

 

So Murphy strikes out and then Drake drives home a run.