Smoltzy

I was so confident with Arcia on deck there

 

Whoever made this schedule can lick my butthole

 

That was a strike. Surprised Drake watched it after seeing so many in that exact spot.

 

1-22 with risp. Fuck me.

 

When do we play the marlins

 

It's fine.

 

LOL. He’s coaching until he dies in the dugout.

Eat Arby’s.

 

This definitely wasn’t a problem last year either so everything is ok

 

Went to the games on Friday and yesterday- sat above the Braves dugout. Michael Harris looked absolutely lost on both days- just a blank stare. Baldwin was the most impressive- you can tell the clubhouse really likes him too.

 

It's pretty disappointing that Mike is basically the same guy approach wise at the plate that he was the week he came up.

 

And he’s swinging at less pitches in the zone and chasing more out of the zone. And he’s fat

 

I’ve been out on Harris

(I can be brought back in at any time)

 

And we paid him like that same week lol

 

He did just turn 24 this month so there’s still time

 

money was really good to end last year i think we need to pump the brakes

at worst he’s an above average glove in center who’s gonna hit .240 with 15 homers and speed. that deal isn’t gonna be bad barring a devastating injury

 

He's still a really good player - elite defender and streaky left handed bat with pop and great wheels. I want him on my team. But you'd hope for a bit of growth as a hitter since he burst onto the scene. Maybe that's not realistic.

 

i think he’ll take that leap this year early results be damned. he was taking a step last year last few months.

 

Definitely hope so and zero takeaways to be taken after like 9 plate appearances.

 

I mean this is fucking bullshit

 

Thank god

 

AJSS’ stuff is there, especially with this split-change. Just still struggling with consistency.

 

If anybody on offense wants to stop being a bitch and decide to wake the fuck up that'd be great thanks in advance

 

Sup Lando

 

God damnit Jared

 

I mean fucking lol

 

I’m not sure a .240 avg with 15 homers over the course of the year qualifies as “money”. He should not be able to do his home run celebration as he crosses home plate if these are his numbers.

 

Fuck it bring on the torpedo bats

 

So we can gidp at record speed

 

Lando is now tied for the top BA on our team at .250

 

Can’t hold the great ones down

 

It’s the taps back to the pitchers that I can’t get enough of. Usually on the first or second pitch

 

Earliest I’ve ever hated a team

 

It’s the exact same team as the one we all hated last year

 

We do not hold baserunners at all as a team

 

that realization prompted my post

 

Except now with a flammable bullpen!

 

Nick Pivetta flirting with being on path for a Maddux against us. Good stuff. Really good.

 

Yep. The sad reality is we just have a bunch of mid players other than Ron. You have to figure Ozuna is going to be way worse than last season which means the offense is going to be truly terrible.

 

I think we’re up to 19 innings without a run now

 

I’m enjoying destroying my Auburn basketball high

 

LOL at this being the same shitty team we watched all last year with a somehow worse bullpen. Absolutely nothing has changed

 

Fuck this garbage team

 

Can’t believe Arcia, Kelenic, Tromp was not the inning we got it all turned around

 

suarez is solid