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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by One Man Wolfpack, Jul 2, 2016.

  1. SummerOfGeorge

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    Due south I guess technically as the crow flies
     
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  2. SummerOfGeorge

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    I have absolutely no idea what they are doing with this kid
     
  3. One Two

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  4. Louis Holth

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    AA really can’t continue to be a decision maker here.
     
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  5. SummerOfGeorge

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    Is anybody in charge? I’ve never seen anything even close to this. The ship is just wandering the ocean.
     
  6. Tobias

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    don’t worry neither do the highly paid “adults” that run this rudderless franchise!
     
  7. Clown Baby

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    I am
     
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  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Yikes. Didn't realize this.
     
  9. Clown Baby

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    You would think our squad of AAAAs would feel right at home in a minor league park but alas
     
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  10. arsenal

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    Close to Carowinds!
     
  11. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    Absolute humiliation. Fuck this entire organization.
     
  12. wes tegg

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    I can’t wrap my brain around the decision to keep trotting the kid out there. They’re going to Ankiel his ass.
     
  13. HtownTide

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    I’ve stopped watching the games, but decided to check the box score.

    I wonder what this organization’s definition of rock bottom is.

    Getting swept by the orioles and now a 10-1 loss to the A’s with seemingly no changes in sight.

    What in the fuck is going on with this franchise
     
  14. seanofthedead86

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    I see things went well last night
     
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  15. gordon bombay

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    At this point just keep acuna and strider healthy going into next year. Whatever it takes to do that
     
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  16. One Two

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  17. One Two

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    Good to see this team has finally embraced the Cobb County vibes on the field

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  18. wes tegg

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    It would be better to just start Jesse Chavez.
     
  19. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    We need Sterling back. And kolby
     
  20. Louis Holth

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    Agreed. This is our punishment for running off Ster :(
     
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  21. HtownTide

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    I wonder if the front office is self aware enough to realize that the rest of the baseball world is laughing at them for continuing to slap disastrous, flex seal -esque solutions on this mess of a team that all involve some nostalgic tie to a bygone Braves era.
     
  22. wes tegg

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    If you’re going to punt, do it with the 41 year old. At least Jesse has proven capable of getting hitters out in AAA. Fuentes’ numbers there were abysmal. He’s simply not close to ready, and they’re killing him.
     
  23. Louis Holth

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    This has been malpractice by AA. I really don’t understand how he can remain on as GM.
     
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  24. wes tegg

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    If he had set out to tank, I’m not sure it could’ve been this effective,
     
  25. HtownTide

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    We’ll never truly know how tied his hands were with this budget but even if that were the case the deployment of the funds he had has been horrific
     
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  26. Louis Holth

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    He alone thought we needed to gamble on Kelenic when just signing an 8-10 million dollar decent corner infielder was a safer play.
     
  27. Drown ‘Em

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    Unless he leaves, we know he either thinks his hands are not being tied to the point where he can't do his job or he is a little bitch who doesn't care because he has a cushy job.
     
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  28. Drown ‘Em

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    Nothing like making a deal for a guy who you get two Arbitration 1 eligible years from. Talk about saving money.
     
  29. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I had completely forgotten about Kelly
     
  30. One Two

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  31. wes tegg

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    hell yeah
     
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  32. southlick

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  33. bcuga

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    WED has been right all along about trading players. Some posters were extremely rude to him about that.
     
  34. Clown Baby

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    Truly wild how all the preseason press was about how we were the biggest threat to the Dodgers. We’re not a threat to anyone!
     
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  35. Clown Baby

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    We’re straight up the late-2010 Cubs. We thought we had a young core to build a dynasty but we turned into an ass pumpkin.
     
  36. Nug

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    I havent watched a game in a month.

    Watched the first inning last night, because west coast trips are easy for me

    Will be another month
     
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  37. bcuga

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    You guys should tag teel on this post and brag about how the Braves beat the Mets
     
  38. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to jump in front of a train
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    idk how the dorks who report homer distances do so with a straight face. that ronnie homer wasnt 423 feet

    like who do you think you’re fooling here. guys like a certain mod here who legit don’t have a brain aren’t even stupid enough to believe that shit
     
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  39. Tobias

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    credit to wiley for being a professional but having to treat this sacramento A’s farce as something even slightly worth of respect is ridiculous
     
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  40. SuperCam

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  41. Louis Holth

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    Love some Ronald
     
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  42. Louis Holth

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    Wiley should have the authority to fire CJ mid broadcast
     
  43. wes tegg

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    Can’t wait to wake up to a 10-7 box score.
     
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  44. Louis Holth

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    I’ll call and wake you up if it gets dicey
     
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  45. wes tegg

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    10-8*
     
  46. Louis Holth

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    Like you needed to specify who was who in your score lol
     
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  47. Clown Baby

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    All Ronnie needed was a day off
     
  48. SuperCam

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    I read where they moved him out of a closer role into a starting pitcher.
     
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