Snobby pool thread

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  1. bigred77

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    and of your pool boy thong uniform
     
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  2. lechnerd

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    Update: they have not shown up to gunite nor responded to my texts telling them not to shoot without talking to me first.
     
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  3. a.tramp

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    Congrats on being the owner of a half done pool until you can find another company that will bat cleanup.
     
  4. lechnerd

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    I think the contractor is just pouty because I ruined his plan to gunite in the rain.

    And I’m ok pissing people off.

    It’s actually a talent of mine.

    We got 2.5 inches of rain yesterday evening/night with pretty heavy thunderstorms all the way until the morning. Maybe the gunite would have been ok, maybe not.

    That said I’ve only paid $20k to get to pre-gunite. I’d bet a lot of money Blue Haven isn’t walking away at all. But if need be I’m sure I could find another company to come out and wrap things up for another $55-$60k.

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  5. lechnerd

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  6. lechnerd

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    So I was watering the gunite last night to help it cure and totally forgot to turn the hose off overnight:

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    I think I’m going to be a really solid pool owner.
     
  7. Bo Pelinis

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    If a little water helps it cure a little then a lot of water should help it cure a lot.
     
  8. a.tramp

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  9. lechnerd

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    I really can’t think of a good reason to NOT go swimming in my pool this weekend.
     
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  10. bigred77

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    :doitfaggot:
     
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  11. AIP

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    Take the pics from you helicopter?
     
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  12. lechnerd

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    My deck.
     
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  13. AIP

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    The ocean is my pool, since we have a beach house, but I don’t like to brag
     
  14. bigred77

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    look at the poor who doesnt have a pool to sit in to look out over the ocean
     
  15. AIP

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    Lol I hardly have a beach

    Get 2 weeks in summer the rest it’s rented out

    Do get the whole off season so next week is the last renter

    Next weekend gonna clean the place, fix everything the savages broke or stole
     
  16. a.tramp

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    Also have 3 individual water feature bodies, one of them in the house. Will take pics of those too if this job does not go too long.

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  17. bigred77

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    They need more pipes
     
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  18. Arkadin

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    Your mom took the rest of them
     
  19. a.tramp

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    I’ll see what I can do.
     
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  20. lechnerd

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    So I did it again the other day. Actually managed to overfill the pool this time. I flooded the backyard of my neighbor down the hill in the process. Now I’ve got the world’s smallest submersible pump trying to get the water out. I got a good chunk out with my 5 gallon Home Depot bucket. Did I mention I’m going to be a terrific pool owner?

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  21. lechnerd

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    I’m trying to do the math on my mini-pump vs I don’t know? a 30,000 gallon pool?
     
  22. bigred77

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    Check your water bill
     
  23. Bo Pelinis

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  24. Bo Pelinis

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    Bet lechnerd doesn't do nearly as good of a job curing his patients as he does curing his pool.
     
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  25. THF

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    You know Alexa has a timer setting? I use that to remind me to turn off the water.
     
  26. a.tramp

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    lechnerd it is too bad your Hayward equipment is not already installed. You could turn it on and that janky shit would start leaking and have your pool drained in no time haha.
     
  27. lechnerd

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    I have sprinklers hooked up to my rachio which I control via Alexa but random hose bibs? Nah.
     
  28. Arkadin

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    He means just set a timer to remind you to turn it off, simple lech
     
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  29. lechnerd

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    When are you coming down to beautiful River Rock Ranch to help me install that thing?
     
  30. lechnerd

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    Arkadin this thread is for people with adult pools, not the kiddie, above ground items you get from Wal-Mart. Move along.
     
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  31. Arkadin

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    Lol at you being an "adult"
     
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  32. a.tramp

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    New fone who dis?
     
  33. mal630

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    Every time I see this thread I get excited thinking it is about billiards.
     
  34. MoJo

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  35. MoJo

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    When can I expect this to start happening? It will be a year in October, TIA.
     
  36. a.tramp

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    I am just trying to do my part.
     
  37. a.tramp

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    This post and next post are a property I spent all morning at.

    Outdoor pool.

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    Indoor spa room in the basement. This room is adjacent to their gym which is adjacent to their indoor virtual golf course thingy.

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  38. a.tramp

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    Hot tub

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    Cold plunge with bano on the right.

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    Shower because need to clean after activities.

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    And yes, this is a residence and not a commercial property.
     
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  39. Bo Pelinis

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    You the pool man for a billionaire
     
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  40. a.tramp

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    Sevaral but I am still just a cabana boy tho :cryingjordan:
     
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  41. lechnerd

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  42. a.tramp

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    On my tombstone.

    He could beer with the best of them
    He could bbq with the best of them
    He truly was a pool snob
     
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  43. bigred77

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  44. clemsontyger04

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    I chuckled at "gunite everybody"

    Also leaving the damn hose on all night not once but twice.
     
  45. dump

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    and you don’t even get any of the action either
     
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  46. lechnerd

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    Guarantee that won’t even be my best story. I’ve only been at this a few weeks.
     
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  47. a.tramp

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    Next is him locking himself under his deck while the hose is running so he can do nothing but watch it overflow again.
     
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  48. a.tramp

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    30 alerts, instantly think “oh gawd, what did i say? I haven’t even been drinking today yet.”
     
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  49. lechnerd

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    Update: so my miniature submersible pump was a boss and drained half the pool in 2 days.

    Pool guy came by all inquisitive about the water in the pool. I told him I was religious about watering the gunite to help it cure like he recommended and also added a tidbit about a few pesky rain clouds that seemed to hover right over RRR the last few days. He seemed skeptical but still brought a crew out to pump.

    Yesterday they had some guys offload a bunch of flagstone which I thought was odd because we upgraded to travertine so the only flagstone should be a small amount on vertical surfaces. I brought it up yesterday and they said basically don’t worry about it they know what they’re doing. Fast forward to today and the masons are chipping away at the flagstone and placing it along the border where the coping will go. I was going to let them do the whole thing wrong in light of their attitude yesterday when I brought it up BUT I was feeling generous so I alerted them, again, they scrapped everything immediately and sent the crew home. Then the contractor calls me back and gives the world’s worst attempt to dissuade me from upgrading to travertine (which we’ve already agreed on and paid for) all because it would make his life easier if we did flagstone and smart decking. Reasons he gave:

    1. Travertine comes all the way from Italy and can break (lol)
    2. The travertine is on back order (I already told them I am ok with waiting)
    3. Our bank likely won’t let us wait too long for the back order since we are using a bank loan to pay for the pool (we are paying in cash)
     
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  50. bigred77

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