Snobby pool thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by lechnerd, Jun 25, 2018.

  1. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Shits probably from Guadalajara, Mexico.
     
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  2. a.tramp

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    It is going to look absolutely amazing after his personal chemical balancing has it's way with it for a couple of years.
     
  3. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    #fakenews

     
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  4. bigred77

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    :bartscottcantwait:
     
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  5. DuffandMuff

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    Will travertine be a slippery surface around the pool? With kids you’re gonna want to have the most slip resistant pool deck to limit trips to the minute clinic for stitches.
     
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  6. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    How else is he supposed to drum up business for his place of work?
     
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  7. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    I think we’ve got the medical care covered at the lechnerd household. Appreciate your concern.
     
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  8. DuffandMuff

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    Lech convincing y'all he is a doctor is the greatest trick the devil ever pulled.
     
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  9. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Ask me any doctor question.
     
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  10. a.tramp

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    How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
     
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  11. texasraider

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    Zero!

    The nurses do the actual work and then the office manager sends you a bill for the wrong amount a few months later
     
  12. a.tramp

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    After she rests her cans on your face of course.
     
  13. bigred77

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    What else is she getting paid for?
     
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  14. Funshot Residue

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    Judges score the fight at 1-1 draw.
    Contractor tries to gunite in the rain, Lech shoots them down, then way overwaters said material anyways........
    Contractor orders wrong material, then attempts to convince homeowner that he wants the material he didn't select.
    Tight battle here, stay tuned.

    a.tramp - those are some hellacious water features.
     
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  15. HuskerInMiami

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    We installed travertine and it's a little slippery, but not near as much as other surfaces. It also stays cool during the day which is a huge bonus. It looks beautiful.
     
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  16. a.tramp

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  17. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Kinda tacky IMO but I'd definitely enjoy it.
     
  18. a.tramp

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  19. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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  20. Nole96SC

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  21. bigred77

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  22. a.tramp

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    Why yes, it is.
     
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  23. texasraider

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    it's to make sure the lawn guys curse you every week
     
  24. a.tramp

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  25. a.tramp

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  26. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    That's one empty water park. They're never gonna break even
     
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  27. a.tramp

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    And as a super-duper bonus

    IMG_03881.jpg

    :roll:

    Yes, this is a residence folks
     
  28. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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  29. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    This 100,000 square foot bastard was being built at Silverleaf. Former owner had his assets frozen for predatory lending (he was making a million a day in a company with four employees). Home was never finished. Real money means having your own lazy river lechnerd .

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  30. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Do you even River Rock Ranch bro?

    [​IMG]
     
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  31. Ty Webb

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    A communal lazy river? You live below the poverty line my good doctor.
     
  32. Baron

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    Everything’s bigger in Texas right?
     
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  33. a.tramp

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    That is what they say but my penis resides in Texas and, uhm...
     
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  34. CF3234

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  35. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Our Hayward equipment was delivered. They’ve done some vertical surfaces with Oklahoma flagstone.

    Our travertine is on back order from “Italy” x 1 month.
     
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  36. Bo Pelinis

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    Man after looking at these things a.tramp works on I'm starting to think that lechnerd is putting in a poverty pool.
     
  37. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Name one other person you know living in River Rock Ranch, putting in ANY pool, funding FOUR 529 plans and has extra ORIG type money?

    I’ll hang up and listen.
     
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  38. a.tramp

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    He went Hayward on the equipment so you are not exactly wrong you know
     
  39. Bo Pelinis

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    John Williams
     
  40. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Doesnt live in RRR
     
  41. Bo Pelinis

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    Look at the guy who doesn't know John Williams who absolutely lives in RRR. You must be new.
     
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  42. Bo Pelinis

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    Many smart people are saying Hayward is like food stamps for pools.
     
  43. texasraider

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    I recommended Hayward Equipment to my sister because I hate her
     
  44. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Didn’t have a choice, it’s who the builder is contracted with.
     
  45. texasraider

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    it appears his pool is being built by a government subsidized pool company :loldog:
     
  46. a.tramp

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    I understand man. I don’t have a choice either, when someone says they are loading up on Hayward, I am gonna bust some balls. No other option.
     
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  47. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    You guys are the equivalent of the neighbor that peers through their window with envy while the lechnerd family swims in their pool.
     
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  48. texasraider

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    <--- proud owner of quality Pentair products
     
  49. Bo Pelinis

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    I bought Pentair products and I don't even own a pool because of the climate I live in. I just wanted to have superior equipment.
     
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