Snowpacolypse 2021 - Texas Edition

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  1. DeToxRox

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    #1801 DeToxRox, Jun 14, 2021
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  2. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    We are a very broke and dumbass state
     
    #1802 fsugrad99, Jun 14, 2021
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  3. texasraider

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    asking us to set our thermostats to 78 or above
    :leo:
     
    #1803 texasraider, Jun 14, 2021
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  4. ned's head

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    The legislative session just ended until 2023 and this wasn't addressed, but at least our children's sports are a bit more protected from icky trans kids
     
    #1804 ned's head, Jun 14, 2021
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  5. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    They’re not letting anyone peek behind the veil of ercot before 2022.
     
    #1805 Hoss Bonaventure, Jun 14, 2021
  6. Bruce Bowen

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    #1806 Bruce Bowen, Jun 14, 2021
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  7. kezarmyaj

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    #1807 kezarmyaj, Jun 15, 2021
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  8. Not William

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    What we have here is an unprecedented heat event that no person in the State of Texas could have ever predicted.
     
    #1808 Not William, Jun 15, 2021
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  9. texasraider

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    Consider using clothesline’s to dry your clothes
     
    #1809 texasraider, Jun 15, 2021
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  10. dump

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    I’ll use a clothesline around my neck
     
    #1810 dump, Jun 15, 2021
  11. BayouMafia

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    #1811 BayouMafia, Jun 15, 2021
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  12. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    #1812 steamengine, Oct 26, 2021
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  13. texasraider

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    Do your best!

    or at least tell us you tried pretty hard!
     
    #1813 texasraider, Oct 26, 2021
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  14. kezarmyaj

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    #1814 kezarmyaj, Oct 26, 2021
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  15. fucktx

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    Lmao good luck

     
    #1815 fucktx, Nov 23, 2021
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  16. a.tramp

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    I mean of course we will. They did nothing in regards to fuel supply being winterized, which was the largest contributor to this year’s blackouts. The plants never have (had) a chance without fuel.
     
    #1816 a.tramp, Nov 23, 2021
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  17. hood b. goode

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    Watching the 14 day forecast and ready to gtfo at any time
     
    #1817 hood b. goode, Nov 24, 2021
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  18. toddzo

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    Would be shocked if Abbott let this happen during an election year
     
    #1818 toddzo, Nov 24, 2021
  19. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    People forget the governor has a secret button under their desk that turns off the power.
     
    #1819 Name P. Redacted, Nov 24, 2021
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  20. BudKilmer

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    “the free state of texas”

    lmao
     
    #1820 BudKilmer, Nov 24, 2021
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  21. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    #1821 Prospector, Feb 18, 2022
  22. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    We're back

     
    #1822 spagett, Dec 26, 2022
  23. hood b. goode

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    aaaaaaand were back
     
    #1823 hood b. goode, Jan 31, 2023
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  24. hood b. goode

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    Someone died on the roads this am (austin) 10 car crash
     
    #1824 hood b. goode, Jan 31, 2023
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