Snowpacolypse 2021 - Texas Edition

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Dump, Feb 11, 2021.

  1. DeToxRox

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  2. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    We are a very broke and dumbass state
     
  3. texasraider

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    asking us to set our thermostats to 78 or above
    :leo:
     
  4. ned's head

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    The legislative session just ended until 2023 and this wasn't addressed, but at least our children's sports are a bit more protected from icky trans kids
     
  5. Hoss Bonaventure

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    They’re not letting anyone peek behind the veil of ercot before 2022.
     
  6. Not William

    Not William ERROR. Please try again. Beep Boop.
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    What we have here is an unprecedented heat event that no person in the State of Texas could have ever predicted.
     
  7. texasraider

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    Consider using clothesline’s to dry your clothes
     
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  8. Dump

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    I’ll use a clothesline around my neck
     
  9. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia slowly learning that life is ok
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  10. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  11. texasraider

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    Do your best!

    or at least tell us you tried pretty hard!
     
  12. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj pro anti anti
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  13. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Lmao good luck

     
  14. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I mean of course we will. They did nothing in regards to fuel supply being winterized, which was the largest contributor to this year’s blackouts. The plants never have (had) a chance without fuel.
     
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  15. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode mr. brightside
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    Watching the 14 day forecast and ready to gtfo at any time
     
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  16. toddzo

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    Would be shocked if Abbott let this happen during an election year
     
  17. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    People forget the governor has a secret button under their desk that turns off the power.
     
  18. BudKilmer

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    “the free state of texas”

    lmao
     
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